20+ year marriage still going strong. As part of my dominance campaign I have tried to order meals for my wife and she loves to make a game of undermining me. This is where my high powered executive wife kicks in the conscious shit tests and she has a fucking ball with them.
I chose the restaurant to meet after her appointment and told her the meal would be on the table and ready. She googled the restaurant during our telephone confab and told me what she wanted me to order for her twice (probably because she heard how annoyed I was by it- only a slight loss of frame) and I then ignored her prattles. Then she tried to pick an argument about me "always forgetting" what she wants and I laughed in her ear. I am pretty sure she could see me roll my eyes through the phone and certainly heard the sarcasm. Then she texted me with her order and I ignored her. Then she called the restaurant. Seriously? Called the fucking restaurant to make sure I ordered exactly what she wanted? At least I was able to tease her about being a control freak the entire meal. She must have liked it because the panties came off seconds after I got home and she had a fairly uncommon fuckpound orgasm sans our buzzing friend.
She claims: "I don't like surprises" and doesn't want any culinary surprises. I keep teasing her that she is numbingly boring. I thought about leaving after the waitress told me she had called to make sure I ordered the Alfredo. Thoughts?
TLDR: Doesn't matter how deliberate, childish, controlling, obnoxious, or provocative the shit test the solution is always the same: MAINTAIN FRAME.
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