Intro

When I say Christmas I mean basically December to February which is how Hispanics celebrate Christmas essentially. Either way, it is prime time for meeting and meating new girls.

Body

I was sitting in the car driving back from the gym, and one of my favorite Christmas songs started playing, Baby it's cold outside. Besides being a fantastic song, it's pretty much an entire main stream song about busting LMR.

The entire holiday season is pre-loaded with good propaganda to get girls as desperate for a guy as possible. Mistletoes are hanging in offices making chicks think about what cool cute guy they wish they could kiss. They start to enter hibernation mode where yoga pants start to cover their unshaven legs and all they want is some cool/cute guy to "cuddle" with and drink some hot cocoa with.

New Year's is all about finding your new year's kiss and getting hammered. As soon as February rolls around, girls are getting desperate over Valentines day. It's like one thing after another after another, and you'd have to be an idiot to not take advantage of all the opportunities out there.

What you need to do

To state the obvious, take advantage of this untaken smorgasbord of unclaimed pre-moistened vage. Make a tinder/bumble. Before every big snow storm girls are desperate to find that cuddle buddy to be locked in with, especially one that's HAWT and can cook or whatever.

Throw a Christmas party if you have the social circle or means to do it. There are great Guides here on TRP to throw a party, and again you just throw some mistletoes up and get that eggnog going and it's like having a personal pussy buffet delivered to you.

It wouldn't be TRP if I didn't tell you to lift and bulk. This is the 4 months of the year where wearing big ugly sweaters is fashionable and you can start bulking up to put on some extra muscle mass and girth that demands attention and that chicks would love to hibernate next to during these holidays.

Get in the Christmas Spirt. Santa died for your sins so that you could be a degenerate during the Holidays and have fun. Go tanning if you need some of that vitamin D and it is also a great way to combat S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder). This is especially true if you are darker skinned. Also winter tans make you look good and stand out.

Don't be a passive wiener. Go out to Ugly Sweater Parties, go to Christmas Parties, Go out on New Years. Go to Church on Christmas day or spin a dreidel or whatever you do. Have fun, be social, meet girls, and get laid.

Conclusion

Christmas is the bee's knees. Don't be a chode. Enjoy the holidays. Get laid.