Last week Saturday, UFC fighter Josh Thomson brutally KO'd his opponent Nate Diaz in an absolutely artful display of violence.

He was then straight up swolested and eye-fucked by some chick in a suit from some athletic comission on live national television.

I imagine standing next to a man who brutally dismantled his rival in hand to hand combat must flip a ton of primal attraction switches that we with our silly "dread games" and what not could never hope to engage. Maybe this powerful call from the lizard brain is just too potent for some women to resist.

Still, if this had been a dude letting his lower hand linger on the top of Ronda Rousey's ass as he stared at her tits and licked his lips, he would become an instant pariah. This lady had been eye fucking and being overtly touchy with many fighters that night and nary a peep was heard about it.

If I were a fighter, I probably wouldn't give two shits about the 5 getting friendly with my nipples after I just finished kicking a dude in the dome. But if we're going to cry male privilege every time some woman gets cat called on the street, let's also acknowledge that chicks get away with shit like this on a regular basis.