This is the craziest shit that I have read in a long time and it's going to take you for a ride.

Title: Porn Star Shae Snow: My Dating Life’s a Failure. Why Won’t Men Love Me?

http://cannibal.la/2013/12/18/shae-snow-porn-star-love/

She's 22. Moved to LA. 3 guys dated her within a years time; all of them booked it out of there.

She also has the kind of smile that makes you smile back. She dresses like she’s permanently late for class. She talks about love with this twinkly Disney-hearted reverence. And she’s a pro in the sack. Literally.

Ok, I'm going to be honest with you, and I've watched a lot of porn. A lot of the sex that I have personally had was on par with what I've seen in porn and better. All it took was a girl that was willing to take my guidance and embrace her inner slut. There was nothing special that she had to do; it doesn't take a scientist to be a slut. So where they are getting this entire "pro in the sack" thing from is rubbish. They literally ran out of good things to say about her, and had to use that. Just think about it, most of the time in porn, the girl is getting fucked and just needs to assume a position and take guidance from the director.

No matter how many guys she meets through friends or at bars, she hasn’t been able to find a single man willing to stick around once he finds out about her profession.

Reality strikes again.

Considering most men should, at least in theory, fall head-over-heels for a gorgeous girl who knows how to fuck. But not so.

Once again, it's this stupid argument.

Shae has now turned to apps and online dating websites like Tinder and OkCupid to find love because real-life dating isn’t cutting it.

At least she's trying other ways of finding a guy that will love her, unlike this woman: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545706/Im-desperate-love-I-spent-nine-years-alone.html

who hit the wall at 32 after riding the cock carousel for 9 years, and couldn't find a guy for a couple of years, who had this to say:

I do not want to get into internet dating, it just isn’t me at all.

Back to our sex-pro porn star.

Before me sat a sweet girl, maybe a virgin, who timidly agreed to meet me for a coffee.

No comment.

I asked Shae how she got here. How does one go from limp-dick catalog modeling in Minnesota to getting her anus licked on camera? For Shae, the immediate answer was a boy. Specifically, a bad break up.

“I’m very monogamous,” she said. “I’m a total sucker for love and all that romance stuff. I wish I wasn’t.”

I don't really know what to say, kind of speechless.

Reading this far into the story, they mentioned she only did 2 scenes with a guy. Still, you don't need to be a scientist to have good lesbian sex.

This tends to eliminate random hookups from Shae’s repertoire. To her, giving away sex to random people outside of work would be like handing a bottle of Dom Perignon to a 13-year-old. Kid would obviously love getting drunk, but he wouldn’t know what the hell he’s drinking. Shae just wants to be appreciated.

"The only quality that I really have is being able to suck dick, fuck, and have lesbian sex, so why don't you dedicate and invest your time in resources to me while I don't suck your dick and fuck you."

What fucking qualities does she possess other than being able to suck dick? Fucking honestly!

That’s not to say she never experimented with sleeping around while growing up. I asked Shae what her number is and she shrugged. “I stopped counting around forty,” she said. “And that was a while ago.” In the last year, however, she’s only slept with about five guys.

I'm just going to comment on the last part of that, "only five".

But after time passed, he gradually withdrew. Shae confronted him about it, and he confessed that his friends had begun to tease him relentlessly about dating a porn star. They even forced him to watch one of her boy-girl scenes. Now he couldn’t get it out of his head. The relationship was over.

It's good to have friends like that. Good for that guy.

More recently, since about October, Shae started dating some UFC fighter she met on Tinder.

Well fucking call me surprised that hypergamy exists. No, it's not a 22 year old computer programmer that's finishing a degree, it's a good looking, ripped, UFC fighter. Whodathunkit!

When I asked if she’d liked him, like actually liked him, she nodded sadly in this adorable way.

Looks like those gina tingles just come whether she likes it or not.

More recently, since about October, Shae started dating some UFC fighter she met on Tinder. When I asked if she’d liked him, like actually liked him, she nodded sadly in this adorable way. But things, again, had fallen apart.

“I’m good friend’s with this former Playboy model,” she said. “It was her husband’s birthday. He’s 50-something. And she asked me if I’d give him a blowjob as a gift.” Shae said all this without batting an eye, like it’s normal.

“She’s a good friend,” she added. “So I was like sure. It’s just a blowjob.”

Of course, being the good girlfriend she was, Shae told her man about the arrangement. “I wanted to make sure he was okay with it, even though it meant nothing. And he said no problem. He gave me permission. So I did it. But then he started acting weird.”

Shae said he suddenly stopped returning her texts, and when she asked him why, he caved. The blowjob thing — not exactly for work, sure, but let’s call it a networking move — was too much for him. It was too weird and he couldn’t handle it. So that was that was that.

This just gets better and better doesn't it?

And this is typical. Shae says guys — without exception — are always excited to hear she’s a porn star at first, but when they’re eventually forced to face the reality that their girlfriend is paid to have sexual contact with strangers on camera, it’s overwhelming. The allure evaporates. The jealousy is too great. Their sense of entitlement, their possessiveness, ultimately win out in the battle against the fantasy of dating a sex icon.

How the fuck is it monogamy when you're sucking your friend's husband's dick on the side for a birthday present?

Shae says she’s not doing porn much longer — she wants out in a few months to pursue music — so maybe this problem is only temporary, but the slut shame concept isn’t new. Even for non-porn stars.

Watch how fast the music industry kicks her ass to the curb. An industry where her pussy pass holds minimal value.

TL;DR: 22 year old girl, sleeps with over 40 guys before moving to LA to pursue a porn career, motivated by the heartbreak of an alpha pumping and dumping her. Within a year after moving, fucks 2 guys, dates and fucks 3 other guys, all of which bail. Has extremely valuable skills to offer like being able to suck dick, fuck, and have lesbian sex. Dates a UFC fighter while crusading about wanting any guy that will love her, even one with a micropenis. Oh, cherry on the cake: "she wants love and a fulfilling monogamous relationship with a normal guy" while also giving her playboy model friend's husband a blowjob because she was asked to do it for his birthday.

I swear this article has to be a troll, it can't be real.

FYI, I commented as I read the article. My commenting goes from classic TRP to Mad hamsters spinning to Wtf to This has to be a fucking joke.