I woke up today with a big idea. I wanted to share something monumental with you guys. But then I realized that most of you are on here for one simple reason: you want to get laid. So that's what I'm going to write about instead.

 

This guide assumes that you're a total beginner, adjust accordingly based on where you are. It is stripped of all superfluous commentary, explanations, theory, philosophy and deeper analysis. Not only is this type of thing completely unnecessary for beginners, it's often detrimental. Think of it this way, if you were to teach a little kid how to ride a bike, would you start by having him read a book called, "The Theory of Cycling"? Well, the same can be said for getting laid. It's a skill, and as with any skill, no matter how simple or complex, the only real, effective way to learn is by doing.

 

So this guide will tell you what you need to do. It will be your job to go out there and DO IT! If you don't, if you continue looking for shortcuts and magic tricks, new complex explanations that are really just a means of rationalizing away your indolence, weakness, and lack of self-worth... that's on you. If you do what you've always done--sit at a computer all day--you'll get what you've always gotten. You get the point, let's get started:

 

1. Lift! If you're too weak to life, start by running, doing pushups, pullups, core exercises, with the intent of getting into the gym asap. If you're not in the gym within three months, you're doing it wrong. If you're too fat to run and do body exercises, start by going for a walk everyday, with the intent of eventually running and exercising, and eventually getting into the gym. A reasonable timetable here, depending on how far you've let yourself go, would be to get into the gym in 6-12 months.

 

2. Eat healthy! Drop all sugar, fast food, junk food and other crap. You'd be surprised how easy this one is once you get started. Meat, veggies, whole grain, fruit, water, coffee, tea, delicious! That's all that goes into your body from now on. If you ever face social pressure here's the easiest way to deal with that, "Sorry, I can't. Doctors orders." Say it in a tense voice with a stern look in your eyes, they'll drop their bullshit.

 

3. Sleep! Set a sleep schedule and stick to it. Avoid napping during the day. If you're out late on the weekends, force yourself to wake up earlier than you normally would. So if you're in bed at 4 am, for example, set your alarm for 10 am or so. This will ensure that you're sufficiently tired to go to sleep early the next night.

 

4. Get sober! Quit nicotine, booze, weed, porn or any other addiction you might have. Jerk off to a bare minimum and only to your imagination. What's the bare minimum? General rule of thumb: if you can't feel your balls, if you don't feel a type of agitated, aggressive motivation, then you're probably jerking off too much. The less you jerk off the better, but you don't have to be a monk either.

 

5. Develop and apply your skills! Get an education or get a job. Make sure your education is skills oriented. If you're going to university stick to majors and things you can market: business, accounting, computer programming, engineering etc. If you're already out of college with a worthless degree, figure out how to either spin that degree into something you can market, or go get some additional skills in something else. If you're a young man with no skills, no money, and no prospects, consider joining the military. It is absolutely the fastest way to get disciplined, get fit, get useful life skills, get paid for it, and get free college afterwards as a bonus. There are more opportunities now than ever to develop and market your skills. The more creative you are, the easier it is.

 

6. Get out of your head and into your body! The easiest way to do this, and one that saves the most time, is to combine it with your workout routine. One of the many advantages of lifting is that it forces you to concentrate on form, which means your body, which means out of your head. The number one reason most men can't get laid is because they think too much and act to little. What's my SMV? Is she giving me IOIs? Is this a shit test? What should I say? Am I being beta right now? STOP! Everything you need to know is already in your body. Blue pill ideology is absolutely powerless against the knowledge given by 500k+ years of evolution. Your balls, your muscles, your face, mouth, vocal chords and tongue already know what to do. Your out of control mind is your worst enemy. There are thousands of techniques here, but the simplest one is to make a habit of focusing your attention on your body or your senses in some way.

 

  1. Engage in small talk! Drop the excuse that you are above mundane conversation. It's a rationalization, it's a weakness. There's a multitude of reasons why people start conversations with the mundane. All social interaction has the potential to generate value. Start conversations with people whenever you get the chance, if for no other reason than to practice.

 

  1. Talk to women! For the absolute beginner, this is the major sticking point. This is the one where real fear and anxiety comes into the picture. When combined with an out of control mind, failure is practically guaranteed. If your anxiety is absolutely overwhelming, start by talking to women with low smv, women who you don't want to fuck; old women, fat women, ugly women etc. All women have the same fundamental psychology, the only difference is how bitter and jaded they are. There's a lot you can learn about women in general through these conversations. To start talking to the more sexually desirable girls, just pretend they're also old, fat, and ugly.

 

Sober in the club pro tip: Stick to one drink and no more. Sip on ice water to maintain appearances. Say you're drinking straight vodka. If she wants a sip, don't give it to her, use it as a way to establish dominance. When she finally gives in to you, give her a sip and counter whatever she says with something like, "I keep myself to a higher standard, I don't put poison in my body." Or, "What'd you think? I was an alcoholic like the rest of these losers?" Or, "Hey, you're the alcy that wanted to drink straight vodka!"

 

Socializing pro tip: If you're truly starting from the absolute bottom (and you don't want to risk your life in the military), a great way to get yourself out of the house is to participate in events/organizations that need volunteers. Not only will you be building your social skills, your network of contacts, and your resume, but you'll be directly generating value for others--which means SMV for you.

 

As you can see, SMV is not something you can fake. If you want to fuck her, you'll eventually have to show her who you really are--or a significant part. If you don't have your shit up to snuff, or if you're at least not well on your way... any fucking you experience will be either sheer random luck, or with trashy, dirty, low value girls that you probably don't really want in the first place. Depending on where you are, you really have to put in at least a year before you start getting significant results. Any shortcuts you come across aren't shortcuts at all, they will actually make things harder for you in the long run. The best part of an approach like this: once you start getting results, they'll keep building.

 

This is not an approach that will get you laid tonight, or this weekend. This is an approach which, if taken seriously and applied consistently, will eventually get you laid whenever you want, for the rest of your life!

What do you prefer? Some cheap tricks that might (if you're lucky) get some shit girl to fuck you tonight... but then you have to keep facing all your low-confidence, low-value bullshit that's making your life a living hell? Or, investing some solid time (and it's not really that long) that will generate real value for you, make you authentically happy and satisfied, and give you true, practically effortless, sexual abundance?

 

Write your answer in the comments, or PM me. Get after it gentlemen, it ain't gonna drop into your lap.