#IfIWereABoy: A trending hashtag where women say what they would do if they were male.

ekjohnson9 · 2014-08-07T10:51:55+00:00

Here's the irony of the hashtag. The double meaning of saying "if I were a boy I could xyz" is that they directly imply that they CANT do these things now. These women are basically holding up signs that say "i have no control over my choices" , "I don't respect others" etc.

WillClickOnAnything · 2014-08-07T13:21:38+00:00

"If I were a boy I wouldn't have to stand around like a dumb cunt with some stupid shit scrawled on a poster board."

CrimsonCapsule · 2014-08-07T12:59:16+00:00

Look, man — all of these signs should say "I'd Do The Helicopter Dick." Full stop. Any other choice is tainted by a vagcentric view of the universe.

Stayinghereforreal · 2014-08-07T11:21:03+00:00

Would they go visit their dead friends ar Arlington? If they were a boy, would they listen to their brother express sadness at being kicked out of his house and denied access to his kids? Would they accept going to jail for not having enough income to pay what a judge decided they should pay, based on imputed income? Etc.

onitlikesonic · 2014-08-07T11:29:45+00:00

IfIWereABoy I'd educate myself about feminism

This one made me laugh. It reads as if since she's a girl she's completely uneducated about feminism and that if she were a boy she'd take the time to educate herself on what feminism really is. Heh.

2014-08-07T13:42:26+00:00

It's quite telling how every single one of them is completely focused on how men treat women. Even when ostensibly trying to imagine themselves in the shoes of men they can't help but obsess over themselves as if they sincerely believe that men's lives revolve entirely around women. It is female solipsism at its finest.

jamieoneal82 · 2014-08-07T11:09:39+00:00

My now-wife tried to impose the toilet seat thing when we first started living together. I squashed it immediately. I told her she's a big girl and can learn how to operate a toilet. She put up a token fight about it but I was firm and unwavering, and she's never brought it up since.

IllimitableMan · 2014-08-07T10:56:11+00:00

men > women confirmed

they spend all day thinking about being men

Cyralea · 2014-08-07T15:37:19+00:00

You don't even need to read these, let me sum them up for you:

If I were a boy I would pedestalize the shit out of women

If I were a boy I'd be a virgin

thisiszerocool · 2014-08-07T12:11:34+00:00

Giving you my number isn’t a green light to text me at 1am to have a ‘conversation’ or ask me to ‘hang out.’ It’s more intriguing for a guy to want to get to know me in person, not through a screen.

You know, fuck logic.

Also, I loved how "feminist" women are portrayed in the article, beautiful, well-dressed and full of make-up. Except for one.

2014-08-07T12:31:33+00:00

Women sure love their hashtags. Achieving nothing but the feeling of having contributed to something.

Air4ce1 · 2014-08-07T13:30:42+00:00

"If I were a boy I'd be courteous and remember to put the seat down"

I never understood this one. Then why don't girls put the seat up when they're done? It's a task so miniscule that I don't even think about it, so why should I worry about your comfort over mine?

mindwalker94 · 2014-08-07T13:16:40+00:00

Frankly, women wouldn't be able to handle the testosterone. I would bet that a majority of them would immediately set out to drill anything and anyone, thus, exposing them as the hypocrites they are.

Bobbagwell · 2014-08-07T14:25:50+00:00

If I were a boy I would fuck female high school freshmen, because I can't now since it would be illegal.

Bobbagwell · 2014-08-07T14:31:08+00:00

"If I was a boy, I would keep my hands to myself"

Obviously, she has no idea what it is like to be a boy. We can't keep our hands off of ourselves.

2014-08-07T15:42:49+00:00

IfIwereagirl I wouldn't make dumbass hashtag signs and post them on tumblr for attention

2014-08-07T16:08:41+00:00

Boys don't ASK/DEMAND things, they EARN them...women constantly expect society to cater to their needs and serve them everything on a silver platter.

Acx3 · 2014-08-07T15:09:47+00:00

The individual in picture #6 needs to scratch out the "if" part.

2014-08-07T15:59:49+00:00

iftheywereboys, they wouldn't be posting stupid condescending and sexist remarks about what the opposite sex OWES them or what THEY deserve. The difference between TRP and feminists...is feminists want everyone ELSE to change for THEM. Whereas TRPtells men to change themselves...the huge difference between the genders...one is pampered, entitled and delusional and the other is hardworking and realistic. Women always talk about what MEN owe THEM...never what THEY might owe men.

Niemamnick · 2014-08-07T16:45:36+00:00

ifIwereagirl I'd waste my time uploading selfies, taking part in twitter/tumblr activism and generally proving to men that I'm indeed a being of inferior intelligence.

farbenwvnder · 2014-08-07T12:16:21+00:00

“Only I have the right to decide what to do with my own body: the type of birth control I use or when and if I have sex.”

Yeah, you can do ALL of that if you want. Only YOU will be the one dealing with the consequences of your actions

bluedrygrass · 2014-08-07T16:13:12+00:00

If females were boys, they would be rapists and aggressors. Infinitely more than how bad males could ever be.

Females are way more aggressive and determined in what they want. They just hold back knowing they're weak. But when they find someone weaker than them, let the psychological/phisical abuse begin. The amount of pain i regularly see mothers deal to their own childrens in public is terrifying. Over 50% of the male population have been abused in some way during their infancy by their mothers.

Vidya_Enthusiast · 2014-08-08T02:02:22+00:00

I'd be able to make choices about my body.

Tell that to my foreskin, oh wait you can't, I don't even know where the fuck it is. LOL
Go to every hospital and tell each and every male boy that, while they're getting cut. Yeah.

edit: She looks like Piper.

RufusFlywheel · 2014-08-07T12:11:08+00:00

IfIWereABoy -

I would think and behave and a transsexual.

Waste of brain cells and time.

furyoffive · 2014-08-07T12:36:19+00:00

Ive often heard women say if they were men they would immediately "play with their penises all day..."

I really had nothing else to say to them. It just seemed out of all the things they could do, they would go to that first

cray-cray-cray · 2014-08-07T16:55:53+00:00

/#IfIWereABoy, I'd figure out how to become a man.

2014-08-07T18:49:09+00:00

This bullshit again? Fuck Tumblr and Twitter. I am grateful for never having neither made an account or not doing anything on it to care.

KasperskyEmployee · 2014-08-08T08:58:34+00:00

who the fuck thinks women's kindness is a weakness?? Its what we want...

2014-08-08T13:18:02+00:00

It always infuriates me, "If I were a boy, I'd have the right to control my own body."

Ya, until uncle Sam decides that "your body" is now needed as a meat shield against people you've never met thousands of miles away.

FTFY:

"If I were a girl, I could pretend getting pinched on the ass was as bad as getting blown up by a land mine, and everyone would agree and sympathize with me."

exit_sandman · 2014-08-07T17:03:06+00:00

Aaaaaaaaand again the Apex fallacy is at work here.

These 12 empowered womyn make sweeping generalizations about men when all they're talking about are the men who are on their radar.

TheGoldenCaulk · 2014-08-07T20:05:02+00:00

#IfIWereADog now for all of the #YesAllCats people? Please, let's shut this shit down the same way as last time

redpillbanana · 2014-08-07T21:14:40+00:00

Just take the lyrics directly from Beyonce's song.

If I were a boy...I think I would understand.

NobodyFamous13 · 2014-08-07T21:52:07+00:00

The first one I saw was "If I was a boy I would get to make choices about my own body." Ironic because myself (i'm male) and my dad are pro-choice while my mother and grandmother are some of the most Anti-abortion people I have ever met. Actually alot of the most hard line Anti-abortion supporters are women. Just because most of the elected government is Male doesn't mean we're the ones making the decision

MooMooMooN · 2014-08-07T23:03:01+00:00

The lengths most women will go to get attention is hilarious!

Title	#IfIWereABoy: A trending hashtag where women say what they would do if they were male.
Author	TheRealMewt
Upvotes	12
Comments	71
Date	August 7, 2014 10:30 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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IfIWereABoy I'd educate myself about feminism

IfIWereAGirl I'd buy my own drinks

IfIwereagirl I wouldn't make dumbass hashtag signs and post them on tumblr for attention

ifIwereagirl I'd waste my time uploading selfies, taking part in twitter/tumblr activism and generally proving to men that I'm indeed a being of inferior intelligence.

IfIWereABoy -