Remember the first time you got into a Honda Civic? What about your first taste of ketchup? How about that time you sat in a plastic lawn chair? No? Why not? Aren't all of these these things useful and nice to have around? Why can't you remember these things?
How do you know that you're not a white cotton polo shirt? How do you know that you aren't a paper napkin? A bowl of rice? How do you know that you aren't a faceless fucking man that is easily forgotten and disposed of like a plastic spoon?
The reason women don't want to fuck you is because you are a nothing. You are a nobody. It doesn't matter what you think. How you feel. Or what your name is. Because there is nothing special about you. You sit quietly, follow the rules and hope desperately not to offend anyone. If you were to kill yourself today, very few people would notice and even fewer would care.
So how about you change yourself and become something. How about you stop medicating yourself into comfortable mediocrity with porn, alcohol, marijuana and media? How about you wake the fuck up from your self induced coma and start living your life. Because everyday you are closer to death and you don't have time to Netflicks and chill. Maybe then you can be something that people will remember. When the fuck are you going to start living? You timid bitch of a man.
Are you in class bored out of your mind? Ask the most impossibly retarded question imaginable.
Stuck in an airport waiting for a connecting flight? Find out if a fatty knows how many calories are in her slop burger.
Waiting in a long line? Tell the person behind about the nasty porn shoot you were in. Then insist on shaking their hand and patting them on the back.
Stop running from conflict and hardship. You are not a fucking woman, whose sole purpose in life is to birth babies and be comfortable. You are a man. Your potential is infinitely greater than that of a woman. But if you are to live up to your destiny, then you have to stop living like the women and androgynous betas around you.
Will it be hard? Most definitely. But that difficulty and struggle will shape you into what you were born to become: a strong confident man. There will be naysayers along the way telling you that you can't. Don't listen. You can. Its they who can't. The reason they think you can't is because they cant. They are projecting their faceless mediocrity onto you.
To be a young man is to have infinite potential. Don't let the guilt and shaming tactics used against you by feminists distract you from this fact.
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