I've always been fascinated by minimalism. A man who can half assedly splattering some paint onto a canvas, call it art and then have the entire world admire his masterpiece. He can throw up a couple of sloppy paragraphs on the internet and then harvest delicious feminist butt-hurt for weeks. Or he might say a few words to a woman and then watch a cascade of feels. The beauty of minimalist black knighting is the high pay off to effort ratio. I highly suggest you try it for the man chuckles. Here are some helpful strategies.
Telling a woman that she is a woman: Women are incredibly insecure in general. They are also very insecure about being women. Hence the whole im a strong independent woman routine. If someone repeatedly tells you how super not gay they are, chances are they suck dick in airport bathrooms. Over compensation is a sign of weakness and no one overcompensates like women in a professional setting. Next time your feeling especially bored at the office and want to execute a plausible deniability black op, try some of these. Only a woman would think of something like that. You did it like only a woman could. This project was definitely done by women. After the girlmad has been collected, do a tactical extraction by pretending to be a feminist. I don't know why you're mad I'm proud to be on a team with so many women. Being a woman is definitely a positive thing, as a feminist I'm surprised you could see it any other way. Etc.
Using Metaphors I tend to use a lot of metaphors in my writing because im Russian, and the Russian language and culture are very metaphor rich. Over the course of my year of posting, I've found that metaphors are a kind of fertilizer for feminist rage. In my most popular post: Treating Women like Children, I never disparaged women or insulted their intellect. I simply stated that as a boyfriend, you should care for women like you would a child: feed her, take her for walks and help her deal with stress. However feminists, being the supreme autists that they are took the metaphor and ran with it until they figured out how to get offended. Then the fat anti men's rights blogger David Futrelle got so excited about my post he started lactating. He then bottled his man milk, mixed it with ice cream and proceeded to consume his proprietary man-milk milkshake. Needless to say I was incredibly entertained. I showed all my gym bros all the cyber mad I had created and then proceeded to get a sick pump. For this reason, I highly recommend you guys utilize metaphors in all of your Redpill theory.
Disqualification: Women are incredibly sensitive about their sexual value because their primary biological objective is to reproduce with high quality males. As a result, women feel indignation when you tell them you would not consider dating anyone for their group. Ann Gus made a very funny parody of this phenomenon. The fat rights movement wouldn't exist if fat women weren't hurt by the fact that no one wants to fuck them. I highly recommend you execute this in an indirect manner to maximize the offensiveness. Tell fat girls you would love to date them, however its certainly not feasible with gas prices as high as they are and the drop in miles per gallon you would expiriance. Or try to make women insecure about a new thing. I would never date a girl with a designer purse because its shows that she doesn't understand the value of money, is easily influenced by branding and makes stupid impulsive decisions. Have fun with it.
Women were put on this earth for male entertainment. That's what the bible says right off the bat in Genesis. Who am I to argue with God?
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