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Never let a woman play with your emotions. Don't play any games with women. It's pointless, and you gain nothing from it. Ignore her.
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Women are not better than you, at anything, besides shooting a kid out their meat flaps.
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As Jose Mourniho said, losers complain, winners train, so stop complaning and get in the gym.
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When you go out, silence your phone, turn it off if you can, you need to be present centered and social. One never knows what pussy God will place in your path
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You don't lose any points by looking nice, but you will if you look like shit. So put on a clean shirt and pants and at least look like you have it together, even if you don't.
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Women aren't really all that special once you try and delve deeper. So don't delve. Just enjoy them while they are their, and then kiss them goodbye.
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Getting laid is harder when you think and try to go and get it. It's much easier if you work on yourself and stop being in your head.
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Buy a Crock-Pot or a George Foreman and cook for yourself, you are a grown ass man.
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Never touch a black mans radio
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It's a lot easier to like women than it is to love them, so try to avoid love as long as possible.
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Women get turned off if you start out alpha and then go all lovey-dovey. Show love sporadically for when she does something cool.
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If you don't make eye contact with women you are fucking retarded, the eyes communicate desire better than any neg or pick-up line Tyler shat out if his cereal this morning.
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Don't talk so damn much, people who talk a lot look like total fags.
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Stop buying shit for women all the time. Yes chivlary is dead, and thank God for it. Buy shit for a woman your dating, not whatever hoe you pulled from the club dumpster.
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Tradwives can and probably will cheat on you, so stay woke.
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Kids are awesome as shit but parenting is a drag. Make sure your baby momma has her shit together and always wrap your Willie before you enter strange new worlds.
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Don't get into fads, they always waste money and always make you more of a consumer cuck
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People don't care about the shit you can say, only what you can do. And no one likes a showoff, because they look like a beta. Move quietly and uncaringly.
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Never stick your pen in the company ink
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Never get into a relationship or plate you couldn't walk away from in 30 mins or less.
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