Holy shit. The amount of validation that strippers get astounds me.
My buddy and I had an extra room in our flat, so we put it out on Craigslist and somehow ended up with some camgirl/stripper living in our flat. I'm not making any moves since I don't want to shit where I eat or get any STDs.
Anyways, I digress. Last week stripperbitch(the nickname she gained after taking 2 hours to use the bathroom last weekend) had something wrong with her computer and asked me to help. She pulled up Facebook and she had HUNDREDS of messages saying "hi" or "hello". There was one guy in his mid fifties that had been sending "Please chat with me now" at least every 6 hours for weeks.
Stripperbitch also enjoys telling whatever lies she feels necessary to get likes, sympathy, and affection. My favorite one I saw was "My boyfriend is being so mean to me :(". 6 guys came to her aid within minutes.
She also has 2 phones and uses them simultaneously, one in each hand. Apparently having 1 validation box just isn't enough when you have hundreds of guys flooding her with attention.
PS: I hate writing "guys", but I can't think of anything better to call the emasculated beings that attempt to niceguy themselves into a strippers life. I certainly can never call them men.
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