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Saw this on Facebook: "Average OkCupid Woman"

March 3, 2014
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http://imgur.com/G0Ldgem

I'm supposed to be good looking and fit, but she's allowed to be a cow, because she goes to the gym once a week before McDonalds.

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Title Saw this on Facebook: "Average OkCupid Woman"
Author puaSenator
Upvotes 275
Comments 178
Date March 3, 2014 12:51 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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[–][deleted] 219 points220 points  (40 children) | Copy Link

Even if she said all the right things on her profile page she'd still throw up red flags from the photo alone.

She's got the all black thing going from boobs to feet because she wants to hide her rolls and a slightly transparent top pleading for guys to 'please look up here instead of at the rest of me'. Then the weird arms/stand/pose thing. Screaming insecurities.

This is the shit that saddens me regarding the feminist approach. Instead of being told by her peers to hit the gym and work on her appearance, she's being told to expect men to ignore her failings and demand to be accepted for what she is. The accountability get's shifted from her to all men.

I don't mean for this to be a personal critique or to come off as an attack on her, because it's not. However, she spends time picking outfits that hide her insecurities and highlight her boobs. If she spent that time in the gym or counting her calories she could wear whatever the fuck she wanted and look amazing. She isn't ugly or hideous. She's investing time in covering up what she doesn't like about herself rather than improving it. Wrong approach.

[–]Lilcheeks77 points78 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

She isn't ugly or hideous.

She'd probably be pretty cute if she didn't weigh so much, and yea that outfit isn't fooling anyone.

[–]mbr90200069 points70 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

She looks like a busted can of biscuits

[–]Lilcheeks15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Warm gooey biscuits haha

[–]ProfessorTwo11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

holy shit i lost it on that and then came to the realization you weren't trying to be funny.

[–]incraved2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Lol that's funny even though I don't really know what it means

[–]mbr9020000 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

You know when you crack a can of Pillsbury biscuits and the dough oozes out the sides....

[–]incraved1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Eh I never bought biscuits in a can

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

oh god...oh man, i needed that laugh.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I just can never get over the fact that she can shoot out of her league and its im the dick for saying no, but if i shoot out of my league im a complete joke and get laughed off, she doesnt deserve someone fit because shes not fit, shes overweight, she deserves a dietician.

[–]TRP VanguardJP_Whoregan5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

that's why we call it a "hamster", my friend.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

To be fair, when shooting out of her league, she is laughed at and taken as a joke. Just not by anyone who would tell her that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

But even then i cant turn around and be all like, i dont find you sexually attractive, or she and her pudgy amazon friends will eat me.

[–]positiveeagle9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

...and not its a real smile either. Sad, really.

[–]RojoEscarlata2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Have you seen the video of feminism made by /u/thewhitestraighmale ?

It was posted a few days ago, at my phone ATM but I'll look for the link when I get home.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

No. Worth watching?

[–]tenin2010br1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Kinda, he's releasing more videos so it's worth it to see where he's going. The beginning of it is hilarious.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (20 children) | Copy Link

She's also not going to live past her 50s (60) if she doesn't lose a serious amount of weight. Fitness is attractive because it's good for you. When feminists try to dictate what's attractive, they're trying to wish away the existence of nature.

Edit: If you're honestly offended that I said fat people die a lot younger, fuck off and stop white knighting.

[–]Balls_so_hard18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I find fitness in a woman attractive because it indicates she has self control and shares similar values to me. Sure it also helps that people in shape LOOK better than people who are not in shape but when I look at fat people, I don't judge them for being fat I judge them for being unable to make good decisions.

[–]ilike2partyhowaboutu14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly! Being obese is a glaring revelation that the person has self-control issues.

Being in shape is a life choice.. not something you just do a few times a week...

[–]INomYou7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

But it's mah glandular system, shitlord.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You're genetically wired to be attracted to fit people. It's certainly true that people who take care of themselves have admirable values, but this woman is direct evidence of someone who wants a fit mate, but doesn't share pro-fitness values. We want fit mates because of genetics and natural selection, not because of values.

[–]nsummy11 points12 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

LOL that is a little dramatic, there are plenty of people in their 70s that are much bigger than her. Its not like she is morbidly obese!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Do you believe that she's going to somehow stay the same weight? If she starts taking care of herself she won't be fat, and if she doesn't she's going to get a lot fatter.

[–]BooksofMagic22 points23 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I am working out, but I'm still a little big. I want someone who is into physical fitness

Translation: I don't have the willpower to improve on my own so I want a BF who will make me go do for my own good. It's just too hard making myself do anything so I need a man to make me do it.

My wife (former fattie) was the same way for years. Then she found her motivation on her own and lost a lot of weight. I joined her whenever she went to the gym and since then I lift weights and run on a semi-regular basis. Now eventually she became much happier with her body and stopped going to the gym regularly. At this point I started to get the vibe that she wanted me to start kicking her ass to go work out. I think that's BS being responsible for her working out so I told her straight out - "If you want to work out with me, great! I'll tell you when/where and even adjust the time if needed to accommodate you. But I'm not going to kick your ass to go and I'm not going to allow you to keep me from going. Your motivation has to come from within, not from me kicking your ass. I refuse to be blamed for your lack of will power." She hasn't complained since.

[–]1KyfhoMyoba5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I agree. I'm going to play Devil's Advocate for a moment (don't hate), and say that she's looking for some motivation. She didn't say the guy had to be Bobby Buffbod, she said "into fitness". She's trying, and finding it difficult. With this filter in effect, she can (hopefully) eliminate guys that she might ordinarily like, but would hold her back from or, more likely, just not propel her toward her fitness goals.

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[–]assinmygenes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Probably goes to planetfitness for some pizza and doughnuts after 10 minutes on an elliptical.

[–]BooksofMagic4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Certainly I can appreciate what she is trying to do. That being said, with the way she looks in that picture, the only men she is going to attract are the ones who like her the way she is right now, so won't be motivated to push her to change. If she wants to start attracting more fit men, then she needs to start changing herself first. It's exactly what we are trying to teach the men here and it applies equally to both sexes.

[–]OttifantSir70 points71 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Quite the ironic imgur title on that picture :-)

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

oh the URL G0Ldgem

[–]dirtboxchampion47 points48 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I believe it's misspelt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golem

[–]autowikibot13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Golem:


In Jewish folklore, a golem (/ˈɡoʊləm/ GOH-ləm; Hebrew: גולם‎) is an animated anthropomorphic being, created entirely from inanimate matter. The word was used to mean an amorphous, unformed material (usually out of stone and clay) in Psalms and medieval writing.

The most famous golem narrative involves Judah Loew ben Bezalel, the late-16th-century rabbi of Prague. There are many tales differing on how the Golem was brought to life and afterwards controlled.

Image i - Prague reproduction of Golem


Interesting: Golem100 | Golem (Dungeons & Dragons) | Golems (Discworld) | Golem (comics)

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[–]Manuel_S1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

GREAT gag there. Upvote for you.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Just like we all know, women want a leader. When I spent time on OKC, I noticed this trend too. Women, who are over weight abd barely work out, want to find a guy who is already ripped. They want him to see her for "her inner beauty" so she can be encouraged by him to work out.

The idea, in their eyes, is that she gets a hot guy now, and you get a hot girlfriend as a reward. Ya know, after you put in a ton of effort helping her get fit.

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[–]parkman470 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

So true.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I just saw a motivational picture on facebook telling the story of the fat cow who lost weight from over 200 lbs. down to the 130s. her bf has always been a goober, though as she was getting hotter, he improved his overall style and posture and theyve both experienced the "ugly duckling" life history. Good for them, but the tens of thousands of hambeasts liking this picture are now believing that the fat is like some form of gift wrap that us dudes have to motivate to unwrap itself. so now we should be lucky to get the fat girls.

[–]2comment7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I might like gift wrap if my name was Hannibal Lecter.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I do know a woman who did. And not because of a man. She did cross over the wall though. She's put in a ton of effort over the last two years, its actually impressive.

[–]Emiel00024 points25 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I hate these people. I'm gonna eat what I want, I'll just always be ' a little big ', but I want my guy to be physically fit. Hypocrit woman

[–]parkman4712 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It's the hypocrisy that really kills it.

Women always want better than them, not an equal.

[–]Zergrushin-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Well, can you blame them? I want to date women who are out of my league.

[–]parkman474 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I want to fuck women who are out of my league; I want to marry and spend my life with someone who I feel is equal to me. I want a partner. I want some balance.

[–]Hughtub9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She might as well add "I'm looking for a Blue Pill guy"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

well her body and (i'm guessing) her attitude is a gigantic always on shit test..so she'll probably find one

[–]Modredpillschool31 points32 points  (32 children) | Copy Link

As always, avoid online dating. It's preselection at it's worst:

http://puerarchy.com/2013/07/31/how-pre-selection-affects-your-online-dating-profile/

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[–]dan_fletcher46 points47 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

Everywhere is great hunting for the top 20%

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[–]olaf_from_norweden1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

yo this is Tinder not ur mom's Psalm of the Day. let me hit dat.

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[–]Adach0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Have you had any more luck than a conversation?

[–]Moneyley1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

but when you hit the top 1% you end up paying too much- Mitt Romney

[–]2comment3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Can I use actual guns on these she-beasts, or is a bow and arrow considered more sporting?

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[–]sir_wankalot_here9 points10 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

I don't know. As soon as the profile states something like "must be _____", I ignore it.

If the profile states stuff like :

  • must have stable job
  • must have university education
  • I deserve ______

That is a signal she is a gold digger. I might send some asshole reply just yonder if I can get a response.

Usually of the woman has an interesting profile, doesn't have pictures of herself in her underwear, I send a message of what ever enters my head first. I have actually met some interesting women who where fun to talk to.

I don't really know.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Girls like that deserved to be fucked and chucked for being such petty bitches though.

[–]sir_wankalot_here1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Go for it :-) I used to play them along, as in asking them what they have to offer on a relationship. The bitch has such a high value of herself that she thinks that her amazing pussy should be all you need. They also have the illusion they have an amazing personality. They usually react poorly when I ask them why shouldn't I just hire an escort which is cheaper.

Their common response is I will never find a woman. When I reply back I already am in an LTR, they ask how come I am allowed on OKC ? They then accuse me of lying, I ask them if they wish they can call my wife right now. They then claim that they have better attriubutes then my wife.

It gets boring when you can see what will happen before it happens. But if I was younger and more horny, I would probably fuck them and dump them :-) Unfortunately I was already fairly old before I kind of grasped RP ideas.

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You go on OKcupid even though you're married?!?! I'm all for RP principles and ideas, but doesn't your wife want to kill you?

[–]sir_wankalot_here1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Where I am polygamy is illegal but somewhat accepted. So I know quite a few men who have a legal wife and extra wives on the side.

My wife's theory is that most women are against polygamy because they are insecure. From my observations most men especially married men are against polygamy because they are pussy whipped. Most of the men I know who have extra wives interact with other men but they don't really have male friends.

Personally I had problems accepting that I am polygamous. Looking back I suspect that my father might have had other women on the side. And I know that my grandfather did.

But it seems to have improved things. So my wife might ask me about who I am seeing and stuff like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Interesting... isn't polygamy, strictly defined, multiple wives? If you have one wife but other partners on the side you're in an open relationship right? Just curios, I'm in the 99% of the population that doesn't know really anything about this stuff. (Other than what Iv'e seen on TV)

[–]sir_wankalot_here0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yes polygamy means multiple wives. So the one guy I know has a legal wive with kids, and then other women in other houses with kids also. I don't know the inner workings, but the women must know what is going on.

The other guy I know has a legal wife, but GFs on the side.

My limited experience. There is polyamory and swingers. Polyamory there is some sort of "relationship", swingers just have casual sex.

For polyamory to work, most people agree there has to be "rules". So like with me, I can talk to other women, anything more then that my wife has to know. Wife is not allowed to do things with guys. If another woman gets involved both my wife and I have to agree on the woman.

When we had a GF, her and wife would chit chat all the time. And it seemed to relax both of them.

I have a theory that most women naturally have bi-tendencies. For men there is cockolding, the female version is called cuckqueaning.

The psychology behind cockolding the man for some reason wants to be humiliated.

Cuckqueaning seems to be different, the woman seems to get excited because other women are attracted to her man. Usually both women complain to each other how bad I am. Meanwhile doing what I tell them to do. So this seems to agree with TRP principles.

I never tried picking up another woman IRL for this. Mainly because I want to be discrete and I am not sure how to do damage control IRL.

Women lie on their profiles. So usually I send them a message. Then slowly broach the subject, this might take up to a month plus. And quite often they seem curious about it. So you can't judge from the profile. If the woman agrees to meet it pretty much a go.

The woman we where seeing for two plus years actually had a lot of guys asking her out. Usually she rejected them because they where "boring".

I am curious about other people's experiences.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

wow. just wow. Cannot believe you get to see other women and she can't hook up with guys, good for you!

[–]icallmyselfmonster5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Gold diggers? I have had girls straight up whoring. :

Hey, you are about to read something that may potentially degrade me and scare you but I'm gonna send it anyway. I'm a REDACTED art student working on my third year of college starting a degree this summer. I'm looking to find the perfect guy I can get to know, chat to, and satisfy in return help me afford things in life (I'm not talking anything massive, but every little bit counts). This could be whatever you wanted, our agreement would put you in control. So this is my shot in the dark the find the right guy and maybe we can both benefit from my idea. I hope to hear from you. (And please, if this isn't for you just do not respond, it is difficult enough sending a message like this).

[–]TRP VanguardVZPurp14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Whores are generally more honest than gold diggers.

[–]sir_wankalot_here2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly. There are two types of whores. The first plays the I am exploited by horrible men, and gets white knights to rush off to save them. The second category will tell you straight out I am a whore because it is easy work, and I can make lots of money.

The art student whore wants to lease her pussy as opposed to rent so she can have a guaranteed income. A sensible economy decision. In return the guy gets access to her pussy as per the agreement.

[–]fruitofmyloom1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm not white so I play the "exotic" card online. White women are the most interesting with respect to their... openness to filthy sluttiness when you open them up. Next up are Indian chicks, then Asian, then Jewesses.

My favourites though are the Jewesses. Once you get them open, they are yours.

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I'm 5'8" and I've never had a problem finding dates online. I am fit, well-educated, and decent looking though.

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Y'know one of my best lines in online dating is "btw, how tall are you ?" keep in mind our heights are clearly written on our profiles anyway.

her: oh I'm about x, is that too short ?

Me: Ha no, I only ask cos I'm like 6'4.

Her: yes!!! ( or something similar )

Me: Do you prefer taller guys ?

the next responses from her are usually highly suggestive or outright sexual, outlining that I am tall had an insane affect in online dating.

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[–]Modredpillschool1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Soon, I hope. I've taken a bit of a break because I'm working on a book!

[–]RedSunBlue0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Online dating can be good if you leverage the ability to make a lot approaches very quickly using scripts and other computer wizardry.

Even if your specific combination of physical assets gives you an abysmal response rate, you can build a system to send 100 messages at the click of a button and see who bites.

Of course, the quality of the responders probably won't be so great. Them's the nuts, I guess.

[–]notseriouslyserious20 points21 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

If this is right, the avg weight of a woman in 2002 is ~164 pounds, so in a sense, she's probably technically of average weight.

EDIT: For those of you more statistically minded who are thinking we should be using median weights instead, then this here show that women age 20-29 has a median weight of 132 pounds. Not as bad as 164, but unless she's at least 5'7", that's still on the chubbier side.

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[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

For you, around what weight (assuming average height) becomes "obese cow" and around what weight is appropriate?

Edit: For the people answering me, my question is because Hymen-Ripper wrote the average woman (164 pounds) is an obese cow, but the obesity rate is 36% for American adults (36% is not average) So I was very curious what he considered to be obese.

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It really depends, things are different for everyone. I know women who are slim, but weigh a fair amount either because of having muscle or heavy bones. A better descriptor would be bodyfat. Going along with that, I'd prefer a girl with 1 or 2 abs, but those women are rare and i'll settle for just a slim figure stomach.

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Lol "heavy bones"

[–]olaf_from_norweden1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"my medication makes my thyroid heavy it's not fat."

[–]Fantastical149 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She is definitely not 164lbs....

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she might only be 4'11"?

[–]nninja4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What?? The average woman weighs as much as me wtf. Ok granted I need to gain weight but still.

[–]Lilcheeks1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I think there's an important distinction to make... average woman you'd want to have sex with or just average amongst the entire population of women. She's more towards that 2nd category.

[–]notseriouslyserious4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Well you probably wouldn't want to have sex with the average OKCupid woman anyway

[–]Lilcheeks0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Logically I'd think the average okc woman would be a bit lower on the scale than an average woman in general, so yea.

[–]Koss4240 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

I was just going to say when she says average to fit, she assumes that she is average (and sadly she might be)

[–]Tiberius1331 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Because average is just an average. As opposed to ideal, which is what we really want in ourselves and others.

[–]bytesunfish6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Did anyone else notice the irony of the link having the picture id as G0ldgem....

[–]incraved1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol, I wonder if this made on purpose or randomly generated

[–]Allferik2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Man the reason she got a decent rating or average whatever is because of all the ugly, thirsty, desperate as dudes on okcupid who just want anything they can get. I'll take this girl on a date and leave her at the gym. I am good looking and fit.. If she wants me she better plan on being my sugar momma

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[–]ButterMyBiscuit6 points7 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

There are a handful of women at my gym who lift. One is a terrifying huge powerlifter, one is ugly, and two are SMOKING hot.

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One is a terrifying huge powerlifter

I'm over 6'6. Send this one my way.

[–]ButterMyBiscuit3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Heh, honestly not sure you want that unless you have a powerlifting woman fetish. She's along these lines, but less huge in the upper body, and the arms are nowhere near that big.

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Wow, gross.

Still, send her my way.

[–]thecajunone0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao

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same spread in a good crossfit class; find a busy crossfit gym, you'll find what youre looking for. crossfit is good for their bodies.

[–]conjunctionjunction10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

IMO crossfit makes women too manly.

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seriouslyyyyy

[–]fats_dominos0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

The only hot girls I see in the gym are cardio bunnies that are there simply to show off.

There was an attractive woman whom I would see at the gym wearing very heavy eye shadow. She would go on the elliptical for half an hour, but she never even broke a sweat as her makeup never ran. Talk about a waste of time.

[–]nsummy1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you want to meet women at the gym, go to a crossfit gym, its a goldmine.

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At every gym I've been to the men that lift easily outnumber the women that lift 20:1.

At every gym I've been to the men easily outnumber the women 20:1.

ftfy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah if you're going to curves

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At almost every gym Iv'e been to it's almost all dudes, and only a handful of women. It kinda sucks because the women are usually fatties trying to lose weight, save a few bunnies there for the attention.

[–]dreamingawake090 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I see them all the time at unis and areas near a uni...usually for the fact that the big schools have rec centers and gyms.

[–]enticingasthatmaybe-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Running clubs... You'll thank me later

[–]Hormander13 points14 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Dat whale. Man, the harpoons.

[–]2comment0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Maybe we can call the Japanese to haul this one off.

[–]Hormander6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Sorry but the American feminist whale is a protected species

[–]TRP VanguardVZPurp2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's never stopped the Japanese before

[–]positiveeagle3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Translation: I want someone hotter than me, and that will teach me how to be hot.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Seems like if she wrote that stuff in her profile that is in her picture she's looking to ditch her fat friends and get some skinny ones.

Remember, the company you keep often dictates your success. If you are friends with a lot of fatties then they're going to try and sabotage your fitness success with donuts and bonbons.

[–]MagicGainbow2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Tru dat, one of my buddies lived with his gf and a girl both were friends with(they were flatmates before but my buddy wisely went for the hot skinny one) and every time she was on a diet she'd force everyone else on it, but when someone else lost weight she'd be the first to bake them a huge fucking cake.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She looks god damn awful. I'd rather have sex with a hippopotamus!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

ok she definitely looks uh not so good. however i think its not really hypocritical, to be big and want someone not big, its just a preference really.

For example I'm a not fat, I'm semi muscular and in shape but look ok lets say i'm right in the middle and sometimes i really want skinny girls and sometimes i want bigger girls, doesn't mean I'm hypocritical.

It's just she's being a little unrealistic.

I do wonder if she would look good if she lost 40-60 pounds, something tells me her personality sucks just from what i can glean from her picture and those demands she's making.

[–]olaf_from_norweden0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Besides, more power to anyone for being uninhibited in what they expect from the world.

I thought that's what this sub was all about.

[–]InferiousX1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No pictures usually but I see a lot of this on CL ads too.

"Curvy girl with 'more to love' looking for a guy. Must be in shape."

How about, "Go get fucked?" and not by me.

[–]YOU_ARE_A_TOY1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Who cares? Let her do what she wants. If you're not into her, don't message her, move on. Stop lingering on those things, she's probably out having fun and you're analyzing a profile you're not interested in.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

strong bulk going on, how much has she added on her DL ?

I know plenty of guys who are into 'fitness' related stuff who;d do her.

[–]throwawaygonnathrow4 points5 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Meh, I don't see a problem. She's aspiring to something better. According to her, she wants to lose weight, and she wants to be with a fit guy. It'd be hypocritical if she was content or even defensive of her fatness yet expected higher standards from the men she went out with. I wouldn't fuck her at that weight but nothing wrong with seeking something better. Besides, I don't see anything in that post where she says that she is allowed to be a BBW and that any guy who says otherwise is oppressing her.

The real issue is the women who decry "artificial standards of beauty" as an instrument of the patriarchy. That's where I draw a line.

[–]Endorsed ContributorLastRevision5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

She's smart enough to know the right thing to say. Big deal. You'll often see the unemployed trainwreck girl say, "I'm a work in progress...." which translated means "you'd better not be."

[–]throwawaygonnathrow-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Well sure. I just don't see the point of calling her out. Not egregious enough to me to be interesting. Like the poster said, this is an average OKC woman... and it really is. This is like 70% of the fat chicks on OkCupid, it's just shooting fish in a barrel to rip on them. And hey, for all I know, she could be one of the few that reform and become a former fat chick at some point.

It's just weird to rip on her for saying "I want a guy I'm attracted to" when she doesn't necessarily impose a double standard on the viewer. What's she supposed to say? "I'm fine if you're fat and ugly, because let's be real, so am I." I'm sure she probably puts either "curvy" or "average" in her profile (which is obviously disingenuous), but at least she acknowledges that she's "a little big." Understatement of course... but a slight improvement over just some myspace angle pictures with no disclaimers as to her fatness.

[–]Endorsed ContributorLastRevision2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Understatement of course... but a slight improvement over just some myspace angle pictures with no disclaimers as to her fatness."

That always got me. I swear, some of these girls have way bigger balls than I ever could- I remember when I was on OKC back around when the site first launched, during the MySpace era, and the way some of these girls would show up looking easily 50-60 pounds heavier than their picture would blow my fucking mind. Fifty pounds on a girl is like me showing up 100 pounds heavier than my picture... I get that the hamster logic is "it's still a picture of me!!!!!!!!~11" but COME ON.

[–]Lipophobicity4 points5 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

I honestly don't see the issue, she isn't obligated to be attracted to people as chubby as her. She posted a full body picture and isn't trying to trick anyone

I get the point OP is trying to make about unrealistic SMV expectations on dating sites, but it isn't her fault for trying

[–]MrsStrom16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's not her fault, but it is indicative of the larger, social problem. Women her age tend to forget, and are told, that age doesn't matter and that they're still beautiful just the way they are, no matter how fat or wrinkly they get.

Edit: spelling

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Her unrealistic expectations and camera tricks are being exposed.

E: you downvoters like my blue pill knowledge a lot eh?

[–]LegalPusher3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Plus the whole "pants up to her boobs" / girdle thing she has going on. She'd definitely balloon out if she took that stuff off.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

When I online date now I tell the girls in advance that I will leave them where we meet if they're one pound more than the pictures they sent me let on, and same with if I see a new angle of their face (a hideous one) that their pictures prevented me from seeing. Same with girls who show up in those disgusting elastic pants.

[–]conjunctionjunction10 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yoga pants? Those can be hot on the right physique.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't like to see them for a first impression on a night date

[–]veyron1001-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Since she is obese, she has no right to a fit or athletic man. Her options realistically are skinny or fat/average guys.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I have zero sympathy for obese people. The amount of calories she needs to maintain that weight is something like 5k. If your a fit guy the chubsters will only bring you down and make it harder to achieve your goals. Dont surround yourself with losers. Yes eating 5k calories makes you a loser.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It doesn't take 5k to maintain her weight. She probably doesn't do anything physical and even if she did, there's no way her TDEE is even over 2500-3000. With that stated, I agree with the no sympathy. Poor education and diet render her figure.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Guess my girlfriend is un-average then hahaha

[–]tedcase-3 points-2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I'd do her.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

i think you have problems...she is hideous

[–]tedcase27 points28 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

So am I.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

i laughed

[–]StatelessConnection-4 points-3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Is this sub satire? She's looking to get healthier, and wants someone who's there already or moving in that direction.

[–]stuffandthat1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She wants someone to validate her existence.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Waist constrictor explosion in T-5 seconds.

[–]ilike2partyhowaboutu0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

No no no no.. women like this never goto the gym.. they hit up a free yoga class a few times a year where they spend the whole class in the child's position almost crying because "it's so hard"

That's their work out.

Then they just starve themselves so their wildly fluctuating blood sugar levels combined with their shaved monkey horomones somehow believe that no matter what she does or says.. every man should see her as a beautiful perfect woman.

OkCupid is great for picking up a quick fuck.. but most women there are completely, absolutely brainwashed into thinking they deserve 6 foot tall guys with 100k+ jobs and six pac abs.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

"before McDonalds" rekt :D

[–]MrsStrom10 points11 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Or worse, going to Hamplanet Fitness, and eating the donuts and pizza they provide.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Planet Fitness actually provides donuts & pizza? lmao TIL

[–]dreamingawake098 points9 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Hell yeah they do, and the dislike it if you're lifting and grunting(which is a normal reaction) because you're "intimidating others"...dafuq kind of shit is that?

[–]MockingDead3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I set off the Lunk Alarm when I go. I have weird hours at my job, and travel sometimes now, so I got it to have a gym near me all the time.

I also work part-time at the Pizza Place that supplies them. They buy like 30 pizza's a month

[–]StatelessConnection2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Stop going, join an actual gym.

[–]MockingDead0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I usually hit my Y, but sometimes they are closed when I can get to them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't they know that grunts are the mating call of gains?

[–]1Jaereth0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What the fuck... Well, I guess the healthy don't need a doctor, so maybe it's just a business strategy on their part...

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She looks cute.

[–]MahlerNinth-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Soundtrack to this profile should be "Moby Dick" by Led Zeppelin.

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[–]puaSenator[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This is TRP, not TRPW

[–]Isuckatusernames290 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I stand corrected.

[–]lbspredh-4 points-3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I used to go to macdonalds after the gym, and I never got close to as huge as that whale

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

I've never been to a Scottish restaurant. How's the food?

[–]lbspredh3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

hah you're funny.

Interesting side note; they deep fry everything and it's pretty fucking awesome, 10/10 would recommend

[–]MagicGainbow0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I know a a place called 'Macdonners' it's pretty good.

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