They are just human beings, trying to survive in the same world we are, sharing the same disgusting behaviours.

Women WILL pick their nose, some may eat it.

Women WILL devour their food like starved pigs.

Women Will eat shit and stuff their faces with McDonalds, Kebabs and Donuts, whilst competing in a friendly fart hot-boxing competition in their cars on the way home with their female - and sometimes male orbiter - friends.

Once they get home they will experience the same dreaded ticking bomb that offers the power to repaint the globe.

They wil do the same disgusting shit that all men do atleast once in their life.

So you still think that pretty tight red cocktail dress 10 is a scary unicorn not worthy of your presence deep inside her?

Wait till you experience her excusing herself to your bathroom after a night out of drinking and kebab devouring.

Note: Bonus actualization if she left the door open and you catch a whiff in the slow breeze travelling to your room as you undress her.

The next time you get nervous over approaching or holding a conversation with ANY girl, use this visualisation technique.

It will provide you with a tattood cheeky grin - "I know your dirty little secret girl" - and it will destroy any approach anxiety because you know what....

GIRLS DROP MASSIVE SHITS TOO - CONSTIPATED RED FACE AND ALL.

How do I know? Took HOT girl I just pulled from a club to Guzman Y Gomez, shared a 1kg burrito (she had most as im on keto) and left it in my toilet. Make sure you always light candles in your room!