So you want to get fucking laid? Here's how.

no_face · 2014-09-09T15:07:28+00:00

Summary:

Non-judgemental
Cool/Non-reactive (hold this frame)
Leading
Charismatic
Non-validation seeking
Gregarious
Emotion inducing
Amused mastery
Non-thirsty/abundance
"Always be escalating"
Push/pull
Confident

reddick1 · 2014-09-09T13:02:12+00:00

Lol this dude is like a redpill prophet

Saturnalia93 · 2014-09-09T12:10:38+00:00

"Women don't think in terms of honor..."

Truest statement in that entire screed.

invisiblephrend · 2014-09-09T13:59:09+00:00

DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don't show off. Don't talk about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.

while this is true, you should always be prepared for the golden question: tell me about yourself. women love a man with goals! while you shouldn't be taking your shirt off and flaunting your six-pack, getting piss drunk, bragging about how much you get laid or how much money you make; you should be prepared to convince her that you still have passions and dreams for the future (aka tapping into her emotional side). women are highly fickle creatures and don't focus nearly as much on the present as they do on what lies ahead of them. this is also my theory on why some girls date alpha fucks who are otherwise complete losers by society's standards; much more room to "fix" a guy who sucks at life than the guy who's already making a six-figure income. you can have a good job and good looks and still be completely boring to a girl if you are too complacent with your life. there is always a country you've wanted a visit, a new skill or talent you've always wanted to learn, or even a change in careers. there is always room for improvement in a "perfect" man. fuck this question up and you will lose her.

orangecushion2 · 2014-09-09T15:52:37+00:00

I'm a Southern woman who was brought up in an old fashioned family. My dad taught me to never give my husband a reason to suspect anything was happening- and I listened.

This means that when my husband is at work, no workmen are allowed inside unless there is a chaperone. I do not have male friends that I talk to unless my husband is present, I don't keep girlfriends that have cheated or that find it acceptable to do so. Men will try to make eye contact with me at the grocery store, but I don't engage. I don't go out in the evenings without my husband.

Growing up, if my parents wanted to know if we were telling the truth they'd ask for our "word of honor". If we couldn't give it, they'd know who was telling the truth. In our home, there was nothing more sacred than ones word.

There are exceptions to the rule. My dad taught us the nature of the sexes and had me and my sisters abide to certain mannerisms and principles to overcome them so we would be good wives. He felt training us to be good wives was his job as a father.

Don't know why I felt compelled to write this, I just did.

Edit: Wanted to add that there is no honor in going after married women. Trashy is as trashy does.
Edit: Thank you for the gold!

2014-09-09T12:41:31+00:00

Paraphrasing the good old mystery method, which is good because as a literary piece it is an abomination. It's a good condensed write up on PUA 101 without the obnoxious details and canned material.

killahKaZx · 2014-09-09T15:30:58+00:00

Here is a text version of image.

CornyHoosier · 2014-09-09T15:27:52+00:00

Lets break it down a bit:

Don't sexually judge her
Don't get angry
Always take the lead
Be direct but casually aloof
Don't attempt to impress
Don't ignore the friends
Take her on an emotion rollercoaster
Never answer logically
When she asks questions play hard to get ... but then go right back to the emotional roller-coaster
Pretend you have standards and that she is high up, but not too high
Get her moving and out of her comfort zone
Escalate, escalate, escalate
(Someone more experienced needs to explain to me how to swing her between validation and rejection)
Fake it till you make it
Don't ever listen to a woman for advice on trying to fuck women

lightfire409 · 2014-09-09T16:05:25+00:00

The sexual revolution, feminism, has resulted in a return to harems.

This is a very important point. One that needs to be drilled in the head of every man here. Be in the top 15%, no matter how you get there, just get there.

fresco5 · 2014-09-09T16:09:35+00:00

Never read this before but already felt this way, just hadn't quite put it into words. I've slept with a lot of women (low triple digits) and after seeing their behavior they just make me sick. It's gotten really depressing and I hardly ever go out anymore. I still have old hookups hitting me up to fuck once in awhile from groundwork I laid a couple years ago, but that's about it. I'm surely not the only one who feels this way.

Have any of you guys ever dealt with this rut? How did you overcome it? I don't feel like getting any more pussy because I've had a lot and after seeing these sluts cheat and lie I feel like life is a joke. Maybe I'm just reverting back into a little bitch again but I really hoped that I could find real love / trust someday. However, the more I see the more I realize that it doesn't exist. Sure, I could keep banging chicks and while that does make me feel better temporarily it doesn't quite cut it.

I suppose I could move somewhere where the girls are hotter and higher quality, but how long would that tide me over? The end result is the same. I heard a saying somewhere and I can't quite remember how it went but the idea was that if it weren't for women, men would have never invented anything and we'd still be in the stone age. Basically without the motivation of impressing women, there wouldn't have been much incentive to strive for higher achievement and we would have accomplished a lot less. I feel like that's very true, and now that I've had my fair share of women and seen what they're really like I have no motivation in life. I guess I just have to accept the fact that I'll never be able to trust or love anyone but myself and somehow find happiness in that.

Sorry for the whiny, scatter-brained post, pulled an all night-er.

nomdplume · 2014-09-09T13:44:08+00:00

I was with him until the ending where he 'reveals' his secret. Honestly the guys sounds like he just read The Game and having seen the light decided to write an article about it and just to confirm his hypothesis (aka mystery methods conclusions) he is stating that he sleeps with hundreds of chicks. Banging chicks in his car that he pick up from the grocery store? I just can't believe that.

elruary · 2014-09-09T15:08:44+00:00

This is depressingly true, I wish I could just let go of my beta self and just fully fucking give into instinctive alphaness. Fuck it's hard. I love you mum, but fuck you!

Median2 · 2014-09-09T16:09:50+00:00

Am I the only one that took this with a grain of salt?

"I am a sexual God"

"I could fuck just about anyone's wife or gf"

I mean come on, this is a damn 4chan post.

whoops_fap · 2014-09-09T20:50:20+00:00

4chan is actually frequented by a lot of very intelligent people, you'd be surprised. 4chan was my first intro to TRP.

rokwedge · 2014-09-09T15:19:56+00:00

Can someone clarify the "Take responsibility for every escalation" section? Specifically "Don't get her horny until you have her isolated".

What exactly do they mean here? Got any examples?

Cypher211 · 2014-09-09T14:53:09+00:00

I read this a while back but forgot to save it. Won't make that mistake again thanks for sharing OP, this stuff is gold. Interesting how some of the true red pill classics come from 4chan

ITworksGuys · 2014-09-09T19:59:06+00:00

This is how I broke out of my shell.

4th post is what I am talking about. I just needed a larger sample size.

I went up and talked to every girl I thought was attractive. It was kind of nerve wracking at first, I got shot down a lot, but pretty soon it was just not a big deal.

I got confident, girls sensed this, and I got laid a lot more.

I wish I was the good looking, smooth guy that could pick up any chick he wanted, but that isn't how it worked out.

I had to work at this shit.

lloopy · 2014-09-09T17:51:08+00:00

Totally unreadable on a mobile device.

jumpingdonkey · 2014-09-09T14:08:23+00:00

i remember reading this back then, its a great "piece of art".

2014-09-09T18:09:16+00:00

Guy claims to have slept with over 200 women. Good lord, we have a serious degenerate, sex addicted loser here. I enjoy TRP, but I wouldn't take anything this dude says to heart.

2014-09-09T13:55:43+00:00

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drowninginfootwear · 2014-09-09T17:22:41+00:00

Honest question, does anyone here really want to be like this guy?

Assuming he's not bullshitting, the life he describes sounds like that of an empty, sad, loser. A loser who gets laid a lot sure, but a loser nonetheless.

This guy doesn't sound happy. He doesn't even sound all that red pill, more like someone in the early bitter stage, who read a bunch of game theory and became a sleazy pick up artist with no real personality and no ability to connect with a female in any real way.

spoon_fucker · 2014-09-09T17:38:28+00:00

Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just about anything as long as she doesn't have to feel like it was "her fault." Make it YOUR fault. Make it "just happen." She will rationalize it to herself later using the same bullshit generator that women use to flake out on dates at the last minute. Don't get her horny until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better than horny.

Lol'ed at the "bullshit generator." I think this is a huge truth to realize in order to mature past the bitter stage of the redpill. Women are simply pragmatic about maximizing their sexual strategy. They will discard logic, honor, or loyalty if it means falling under the frame of someone that can give her AF, BB, or both. To be fair, I think men will also discard these same virtues to get some premium pussy (thoughts?).

Also, the "emotional is better than horny" has so much truth to it, and it probably deserves its own long discussion.

brmlb · 2014-09-09T14:50:44+00:00

Being tall closes the deal. It's not rocket science with women. A shorter dude with the same attitude would not have the same results.

zephyrprime · 2014-09-09T20:11:03+00:00

That thing is more than three years old. It's been floating around since before I ever learn about pickup and that was more than seven years ago.

babybelly · 2014-09-09T23:04:30+00:00

i think the advertisement for a book is missing

T-bear96 · 2014-09-09T23:18:28+00:00

Wow, this is the best description of the redpill mindset I have ever seen. I'm not sure if its because I've been reading this stuff for months. But this makes so much sense.

GreatWhite_Buffalo · 2014-09-09T23:54:15+00:00

Solid advice, but there are two women I know that are absolute bros with wingwoman-ing when it comes to advice/helping you out. I still agree that nearly 100% of girls get into "throw you under the bus" mode if you try to get some help getting laid, though.

j-pHil · 2014-09-10T02:44:50+00:00

This is the wisest, realest thing I've ever heard on 4chan. The funny thing is it was said in a very 4chan way.

2014-09-10T02:50:40+00:00

Holyshit, I remember this post. I had it saved since such a long time!

This is what really opened my eyes and got me laid.

Fuck respect, fuck honor and above all, fuck all the drama. I'm here to have fun, I don't have to follow you and your shitty personality.

SpectralCrown · 2014-09-10T02:58:58+00:00

I mean, I get that it's great to get laid so much, but doing it with women who cheat on their boyfriends/husbands? I get that you're trying to prove that most women really aren't faithful, but that's kind of a dick move...

anothercarguy · 2014-09-10T03:40:07+00:00

pretty much a Tl;Dr of The Game

shiversliver · 2014-09-10T05:40:52+00:00

So how do I actually go about doing that? It's like giving the overall objective, but not telling me how.

At this point I can't even really talk to a woman I don't know...

TeasingPenguin · 2014-09-10T08:13:09+00:00

Very good for him, that post was written in 2010, amazing he got into that mentality without something like TRP to show him the way.

A lot of the "lingo" he uses is similar, possible TRP has been around since then?

Or some of the lingo has been adopted merely because of this post?

TheTexasTickler · 2014-09-15T13:22:20+00:00

Kind of late on this but a big thing that stuck out here was this guy's self perception. He somehow equated "marginal" with being a 7 and I have to say that I don't see too many lonely 7s. Now of course there is a big difference between being satisfied in the typical way and being satisfied with a horde of women but you could have a room full of genuine 7s (or at least people with that level of confidence) and then introduce some females into the mix and just by natural and learned ability the 7s would generally go home happy. I'm obviously not going to stop working on my game or myself but it will be interesting when I get down to target looks just how different the world will seem and how different it will actually be.

Nicolay77 · 2014-09-19T16:09:20+00:00

It's easier to read (and send to the kindle) in text form.

2014-09-26T13:44:02+00:00

this is a brilliant post. I've read this a few times over the past year. why is this philosophy so hated by the mainstream/other subreddits? it's so logical u have to be delusional to deny this.

someone, Please, enlighten me.

dave_is_not_here · 2014-09-09T18:21:24+00:00

Be attractive, fit and confident or pay for a hooker. Problem solved.

Articles like this lend the impression that any old guy can get tons of pussy just by being slick and that's totally not true. If this guy's really "a 7" he's seriously underplaying his own attractive nature. I'm around a 7. I still get modeling offers to this day. Yeah it's "Sears catalog" kind of modeling, but those people are all in the area of a 7. A "7" guy is actually a pretty handsome guy. 7 is not average it's markedly attractive.

Getting laid for me is a simple matter of getting out and putting myself in front of a lot of women. Some are bound to be attracted to me and I can just fuckin' smell it. Then it's just a matter of opening up rapport and not fucking it up before I get them to some place private.

This is actually just a guide for attractive men on how to not fuck it up and kill the attraction.

DrakeSaint · 2014-09-09T15:07:46+00:00

Plenty of rights, few of wrongs, all in all an excellent read.

deep_anal_thrusts · 2014-09-09T16:44:46+00:00

My 2 cents. A lot of what he is saying is true, but he is completely exaggerating his success rate unless he is the greatest pua of all time that doesn't have the nickname 'the stilt'. Nobody without an absolutely ridiculous smv can pull 80%.

2014-09-09T17:21:15+00:00

This is by far the most comprehensive and insightful understanding of the female psyche I've read outside of this sub.

2014-09-09T20:27:23+00:00

Outfuckingstanding.

I love how he broke down the way women make decisions with their emotions, and he could never bring himself to vote for a woman president.

FallenHighSchoolJock · 2014-09-09T16:15:25+00:00

Squats are all you need to get laid.

2014-09-09T19:31:14+00:00

This is my favorite post I've seen here. Thank you OP

2014-09-09T23:01:31+00:00

I'm pretty sure this is satire. Talking to a girl in a super market and then fucking her in a car 30 minutes later while her boyfriend uses the restroom? Very alpha. lol

BRENDORVEGAS · 2014-09-10T03:08:35+00:00

At some point one has to wonder if all this work to get an orgasm is worth it. Otherwise, that was a wise copy pasta. Gracias.

2014-09-10T05:20:48+00:00

First sentence, "I wasn't a sexist before I knew women."

You've reeled me in like a fish.

Bravo, mates.

PersianDj · 2014-09-09T15:04:10+00:00

All this works if she finds you hot and interesting in the first place

manslutalt · 2014-09-09T15:00:07+00:00

I keep getting the feeling that more than half of TRPers here are or have been browsing 4chan..and this isn't helping.

RompeChocha · 2014-09-09T18:11:41+00:00

Nothing new to me, but great for the newbies. Solid stuff.

2014-09-10T03:18:22+00:00

*stupidest thread title ever

Indianbro · 2014-09-09T18:42:56+00:00

Guys, look! It's on 4chan! This guy must be legit.

MrRexels · 2014-09-09T22:23:12+00:00

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Title	So you want to get fucking laid? Here's how.
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