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Southwest Airlines Wants You to Get Married...and Soon!

October 27, 2014
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I was watching NFL today. You know, three hours of domestic violence PSAs and Breast Cancer Awareness moments. Then, i saw the latest ploy from Team Western Vagina.

A new commercial from Southwest Airlines, which played over ten times throughout the game. In the commercial, a young woman is seen dancing at four separate weddings. Then, we are told that Southwest is offering $75 one way tickets, just in time for "wedding season."

Oh fuck, where do I start?

1.) The ads are a "hint hint" to the American male (conveniently played during Sunday football). Hey fellas, you know that girl you been banging? The one whose been passed around more times than a joint at a Grateful Dead concert. The one with zero domestic skills, tons of credit card debt, and a deep seeded hatred of men. It's time for you to wife her up, pal! Forget about the Bears versus the Pats. You have a life to ruin! And it's your own.

2.) There is no fucking "wedding season." I don't care if it exists somewhere or not. Marry when and where you want (preferably in Nepal), but don't fall for this wedding season crap.

3.) Stop destroying my football games. It's three hours that I get to forget about the world. But bitches have to poke their fucking nose into it and turn it into a Gender Studies symposium. For the love of God, is nothing sacred?

4.) Fuck Southwest. I officially boycott their asses for that.

Special note: any woman or white knight reading this right now, getting ready to call me a misogynist, I offer a preemptive "fuck you."

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Title Southwest Airlines Wants You to Get Married...and Soon!
Author MajorStyles
Upvotes 8
Comments 7
Date October 27, 2014 4:35 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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[–]Hank71113 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

How old are you? It's about the fact that every girl between 24-30 has like a million friends getting married. After college, that often requires traveling around the country.

Actually, that commercial made it look that girl was still riding the CC hard and loving it.

[–]sir_wankalot_here7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Obviously the ad makes money, otberwise they would not run it. That it was aired during an NFL game must mean that they are somehow targeting a male audience.

[–]Endorsed ContributorUEMcGill2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I thought the same thing. Still riding the cock carousel. I thought it was funny, but then grownups like me don't ride on Southwest. Any airline without first class aint worth it...

Get a DVR and quit sweating it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

hey man, its only misogyny when you disagree with women. women overreact to everything and call you a misogynist to control you. calm down.

[–]GingerHamLincoln2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

When I first saw it I thought they were selling dresses to woman and not flight tickets.

EDIT: And I actually didn't understand the domestic violence PSA's at first. I mean usually I'm doing something during commercials so I'm not paying much attention. But do they even write that it's about domestic violence at the end? It just seems pretty pointless because who watches commercials.

[–]whatcanredditdo2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

On Sunday I got high and installed a new kitchen faucet. Then I cut down a tree and changed my oil.
Fuck the NFL and televised sports in general. These men talking about how watching millionaires play catch is "their" time after a busy week. I'm sure there was some self improvement you could be doing instead of sitting and watching grown men run around with a ball.

[–]Viscart0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah you are definitely over thinking this...

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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