My step sister is a whore. She never finished high-school. She has no dreams or ambitions. All she does is watch TV, get tattoos, get high, and fucks around a lot. I'm amazed she hasn't become a fat land whale. She hit the genetic lottery. I'm not attracted to her simply because she's disgusting (wiped her ass with a hand rag and threw it away cause she was too lazy to ask for a tp roll) and I've lived with her for so long, but I see her appeal. A short anecdote, around the time when our family first got together and we got a house, she'd walk around with barely anything on (panties and bra) I swear to god she hates me because I never made moves on her.
This isn't her first pregnancy but it is her first born baby. After getting chucked or dumped by previous respectable men she locks down a drug dealer with another baby mamma in Texas.
She runs around telling people how hard it is being a mom all the while she leaves the baby home for her mom and grandmother to tend to. The kitchen isn't safe either. Piles of dishes she won't do and when someone won't rinse their bowl out, she explodes and tells everyone how they cause a mess. A total whack job.
Here's the kicker. Just because she popped out a baby, the government is giving her $4,000 this year in tax returns.
$4k because she laid on her back and took it from a drug dealer. That's about as much I made on one client this year. Lemme tell you no one gives a shit about talking business except other business men. But everyone will praise you for something natural and requires no effort. Now everyone pats her on the back and how she's such a good mother. That baby is not in good hands. It cries all the time and she's never really around to bond with it. She's getting loads of support from family and friends. Even complete strangers.
Lessons learned:
No matter if you're working hard at improving your life, popping out a baby is perceived socially worthier of praise
Wrap up 2 months with a client, work hard at your job, or pop out a baby to win a free $4k from your government. This is where your tax money goes to work bros
Be a drug dealer and have a baby momma in another state if you want to be dripping in high quality bitches with poor quality hygiene on the low
They don't gradually become hoes, they instantly become hoes right out of highschool
Don't give a hoe attention and she'll fight for it or think you're not a man for not wanting it
Always wrap it
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