Im in Grad School and I don't realy have time for a relationship nor do I want one.
Im seeing several girls right now. Sometimes ill study/sleep with a girl at my grad school. Sometimes Ill booty call a girl I randomly met. Sometimes a girl from undergrad is in town.
Im not exclusive with them they are not exclusive with me.
I tell them about the other girls in my life. They tell me about the dates they go on.

Anyway one of the girls i'v been seeing recently went on a first date with some dude she met online. They got dinner. Went to a comedy show together. They made out in the car and she over the pants touched his penis during the make-out sesh. After that one date, she got bored of him and stopped responding to his texts.

In response she got this angry voicemail. Enjoy the sound of sweet sweet beta tears!