The Ultimate Red Pill University Guide

In a couple of weeks, thousands of Red Pill men will invade university campuses and begin their misogynist rein of terror. Manspreaders will spread. Snowflakes will be triggered and Fats will be shamed. A lot of work goes into being a Red Pill College Superstar. You're going to have to sit through boring lectures, disable fire alarms, and learn important skills like herding sluts. No one said it was going to be easy. Luckily for you, I the wise and magnificent GayLubeOil, have chosen to help you. I have written The Ultimate Red Pill University Guide so that you can can become the manipulative Red Pill Alpha you were destined to be and more importantly so that you will buy my shirts.

Human Capital: Every second you spend in your dorm room squeezing your baby sausage, playing video games, or reading non-GayLubeOil posts on Reddit, is time wasted. Why? Because there are literally thousands of people walking around campus waiting for you to exploit them and that isn't going to happen if you're covered in semen holding an Xbox controller. Human capital isn't built in isolation. Human capital is created by meeting people, figuring out their strengths, and bringing them into your frame. Human capital is what you are going to use to amass life's three most important resources: knowledge, money, and vagina. So get the fuck out of your dorm and go meet people until your phone is packed with names like Calculus Ken, Rim-job Rosana, and Trashy Tessa.

Slut Ranching: Every person has a purpose. For sluts that purpose is taking dick. Sluts don't make good wives, girlfriends, or friends because taking strange dick is their top priority and supersedes any and all meaningful obligations. The other side of the equation is that most men are thirsty as fuck. Thirst supersedes logic. A man who thinks with his penis is not reasoning with his mind. Such men are easy to exploit, just ask any purse, jewelry, or fur coat salesman. This is why slut ranching is so profitable. Men make horrible decisions in the presence of sluts. Which is why you should surround yourself with sluts and seek to profit off of lesser men. College campuses are packed with sluts. Try to friend-zone as many as you can, so you can herd them to social events. Bringing sluts is one of the fastest ways to build social value. It won't take long for men to start begging you to bring your sluts at which point you can name your price.

Nerd Herding: Unfortunately, there is more to university than finger blasting Sorority Samantha before shaking hands with her dad. University is all about grades. Grades are what are going to get you into grad school and postpone your entry into the job market until the coming off the Antichrist, at which point the economy won't matter anymore. So how the fuck are you supposed to get A's while taking classes like linear algebra and organic chemistry? Nerds. It's far easier to learn from nerds than Professor Tunak who only talks about shit that isn't on the test. Nerds digest the information for you, arrange it into neat outlines, and make studying way easier. Unfortunately, nerds aren't going to let you mooch indefinitely, you need leverage. Take your nerd to small social gatherings like barbecues, introduce him to the girl he's going to pedastlize. It's kind of like being a CIA handler or Steve jobs. As long as the nerd gives you what you need you give him what he needs. The second he stops being useful dump him like Steve Wozniak.

Building Value: While exploiting other people's value is awesome, it is important to have something of your own to bring to the table. Value takes many forms. Knowing how to mix good drinks is value. Grilling a great steak is value. Driving viewers to a web site is value. Value is contextual. To be successful you need to understand your value and how to get the best price for it. If you feel that you lack value you can always build it, especially if you are young. So get out there and utilize your value, build your value, or exploit other people's value. Anything is possible, especially if you are the kind of person who has no problem looking a man in the eye and firmly shaking his hand, after vigorously finger-blasting his daughter.