I will try not to drag this post out. Forgive me for any formatting issues as I'm doing this via mobile.

I intern/work at a small law firm. I won't say what type of any of that shit for various reasons but TRP eventually shows its head when working with women. Here at the firm we have this paralegal who I will refer to as M from here on out.

Now M is obviously post wall, divorced three times, single mom with a bf, close to 40. When dressed up and make-up etc, She's a solid fuck. I don't care for 1-10 scales. A woman is either fuckable or not. Now M is something else. Insecure, loud sometimes, thinks she's Queen B around here.

M just played me a voicemail from this Executive whom she fucked around with last year. This Executive has been threatening her, sending her nasty emails, calling none stop etc. He's doing all of this at the company he works for. This includes work phone, work email etc. Pretty dumb.

So she plays the voicemail and this guy is absolutely pathetic. He's crying and saying he wants another chance, he loves her, begging her to unblock him etc. Now according to her she hasn't seen him since last year when they last spoke. Of course this is most likely bullshit because we know most women don't take responsibility or they master the art of trickle down truth. Anyways, most of the firm hears the voicemail and they women just rip him into shreds. " He's one of those guys who would do anything you ask. He's not bad he's just, too nice." Apparently he told her he would tell her BF, baby daddies, bosses or whatever things she's confided in him.

Now women will do ANYTHING To protect their rep, so she's gonna ensure that doesn't happen. I'm talking restraining order and most likely (cause he's an exec.) $$$. M is the living example of AWALT. From what she says, to her unashamedly throwing herself at me, from stories I've overheard, she ain't a saint.

The point is this: I just heard a powerful man, wailing like a bitch to some chick who was on to the next dick like a few weeks later. I laughed at his pathetic gesture as well. If you think for ONE SECOND that these women aren't out here laughing when you display beta traits or characteristics, you're delusional.

Ed Sheeran shit doesn't work in real life.