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[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Godspeed brave crusader God-speed.
[–]elite5472 12 points12 points12 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Thank you brother.
We might meet in the battlefield on day, but I know when the time comes we'll fight bravely.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf059psVew
[–]PMmeyourPussyPlease 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
tips fedora
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I said God Speed! you Godless atheist scum!
[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We prefer light speed, its faster than godspeed.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But is it mightier!?
[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The penis mightier.
[–]mikelovesvegas 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure knights on the crusades were raping and pillaging as they went. Good luck with that.
[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 18 points19 points20 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can we go back to chivalry and buying everything for women and dying whenever they want us to? If so I'm in!
[–]DjBottleservice 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
paul mitchell's The Avalon
[–]Regnuvium 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We must join Captain Save-a-Hoe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc
[–]TevinKay 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Will promptly sumbit my ''I need feminism...''
Haha nice try
[–]Crackertron 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You've inspired me, and I decided to swallow the blue pill too.
I will dedicate my life to making this world safe from hurting women's feelings and eliminate any challenges they may face as they make their way through life.
Man, I am so excited.
[–]NillaThunda 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The worst part about your comment is the fact it is not a joke to some.
Edit: I got sad for a second just now, cried a tear, and let the tear take with it all my thoughts of White Knights.
[–]Crackertron 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do not fear, kind sir. Take up your suit of armor and start the process of merging the NBA with the WNBA, it is your destiny.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AND MY AX!!!
[–]boydeer 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if i may offer a correction:
equality = mouths
wages = pussies
power = asses
other than that, yes.
[–]cxj 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Going on a no reddit challenge for April so I can be more productive but decided to make one exception for my breaks at work today just for April 1st jokes. Glad I checked here, this was laughs, well done
[–]cantcme13 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Black Knight.
[–]timoppenheimer 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i was so alarmed
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A shining inspiration! Thank you for setting such a great example.
[–]SgtBrutalisk 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys, guys, women just want to be respected. Why are you refusing to be drained emotionally, mentally and financially by these wondrous angelic beings?
Instead of thinking "how long do I have to pound her before she squirts", you should try making her smile. Send her a text message daily, ask her how she feels, be there for her, even when she calls you a creep. Especially when she calls you a creep.
When she matures and realizes how wrong she was to have a bunch of one-night-stand cocks demolishing her pussy, you'll be thankful you spent so much effort writing poetry for her. Then she will remember you and when she sees your life is in order, of course you can then have her tattered gash all for yourself.
[–]reggiesells 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think this was an april fools joke.
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[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hi there and welcome to the internet where your opinion of us matters!
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