When I first started working as a personal trainer four years ago I realized something about my female clients. All of them loved punching mitts. Why? Because women spend the majority of their waking lives in an artificial, politically correct work environment. The natural highs and lows of human emotion are prohibited in the workplace. They want to feel. They want to move. But they aren't allowed to and all of that energy gets bottled up. When women are given the opportunity to hit and kick boxing mitts they release that built up aggression and feel a lot better.
So what happens if a woman doesn't have the opportunity to release her energy in a constructive way? What happens if your dog sits at home all day and doesn't have the chance to release his energy? Your dog is going to chew your shoes and your girlfriend is going to start bullshit. It doesn't matter that you're really good to your dog and give him the best food and pet him all the time. He is going to fuck your shit up. It doesn't matter that you're an understanding beta who treats her right©. She is going to fuck you up over laundry, the groceries or something you said. Your bitch doesn't care. She has a ton of pent up energy and you're her toy.
Being passive conflict averse beta does not work because it doesn't solve the problem. No matter how much you dodge and redirect she will continue to start shit until she has satisfied her need for stimulation. Left unchecked she will beat you down into oblivion and blame you for it.
So what should you do? You need to provide her with a physical and emotional outlet. You have to force her to workout and workout correctly with intensity and purpose. If you don't then you will have a sedentary, lazy, average person in your life who will drag you down into her mediocrity.
You also need to provide an emotional release. Fuck with your girlfriend. Unhook her bra in public. Call her a sunflower and squirt her with water. Fill her car with balloons. Women need drama in their lives and childish pranks are a thousand times better than adult arguments. Obviously she is going to prank you back and that's definitely part of the fun.
No doubt some This Is What a Feminist Looks Like is going to read this and get offended. Here's a thought. If you're a bitter bitch that flips out over childish pranks, then you aren't relationship material anyway. If you find taking care of your body to be repulsive, then its only a matter of time until you're vagina spurts out diabetes lard babies. If you're mad you failed the shit test. Dating a feminist is like getting atop a crippled horse. Its a bad idea for both of you.
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