Summary = Exactly what the title says.

So I went on a cruise with 17 people for a family event. My friend went with me, hes late 20s as was I.

It was a 7 day thing, and lets just say from what I thought would be a slightly classy affair, the people on there were scummy and also rather classless.

I bedded a norwegian the night out there, and my friend who's quite a good looking guy got a mexican.

The last night literally 24 hours ago, we were in the main club of the cruise trying to see what was available.

I saw my friend talking to this couple. American couple. GF was hot late 20s, and the bf was ok but I didn't properly see him. She definitely looked better then him.

My mate lets call him Greg, was talking with this couple and trying to flirt with the gf the whole time whilst all getting hammered. Suddenly the mexicans brother (girl greg was banging) comes to join the group. The mexican brother lets call him "Juan" was married to the most stunning girl on the cruise. Suddenly theres a big group over there all getting drunk.

I struck out but was exhausted, I called it a night and went to bed.

The next day Greg informs of what happened. He and Juan and some people went to the american couples room for drinks. They were all getting drunk. Juans wife went to bed, and suddenly it was 4 of them left (the couple and greg and juan).

Suddenly the bf is getting tired, and falls asleep on the bed. The gf tells the two guys to just "let sleeping dogs lie"

Greg realised this was an opportunity and asked her to come to his cabin, and invited juan aswell.

She leaves her bf behind and go to the cabin where Juan and Greg plough this girl WHILST Juans stunning (and I mean stunning) wife is asleep and the bf is passed out in his room.

The next day we disembark the ship and see Juan and his gf as if nothing had happened, and greg is showing off like its the most amazing thing he'd ever done (personally find that disgusting).

However the most frightening and chilling part was this "bf" is madly in love, is going to propose (possibly already has by now) and is none the wiser.

So what have we learnt here?

  1. Why are you getting drunk with random men and your gf way into the early hours?

  2. Why are you inviting them back into your room?

  3. Don't date a slut.

EDIT: Gf cheats on bf with two guys (one married) whilst bf falls asleep wasted.