Summary: Single women in their thirties and forties have meltdowns on Valentine’s Day. I derive a sick pleasure in watching the wounded hamster on Farcebook.
Body: Valentine’s Day…it has a way of trolling women like no other day. And now that we have the window of social media, women feel obligated to broadcast their romantic frustrations. Of particular note are single women in their thirties and forties. The “strong and independent” line usually goes out the window, and they publicly bemoan their single status to the world; or, they talk about how their child is their “special Valentine.”
What are some funny Valentine’s Day meltdowns that you are witnessing, or have witnessed?
Lesson Learned: Valentine’s Day is a double-edged sword for women. If they are married and in love (5-10%) then it is fireworks. If they are single or in a miserable relationship (90%), then it tortures them like no other day.
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