I'm currently trying to develop a simple response for when a woman asks me to buy her a drink. Here's what I have so far: When she asks "So are you going to buy me a drink?" Reply: "so are you going to go on a date/ have sex with me? " ( this hopefully catches her off guard and makes things easier )
There will typically be 3 types of responses:
- She says no. Saves you time and money, with an option of calling her out on gold digging, since she's literally asking for free drinks
- She says yes. Since most men buy women drinks just to get with her, you can go ahead and buy her a round in this case as she is more likely to at least give you her number or something.
- She gets offended and asks why she would want to go out with you. The reply should be along the lines of "Probably the same reason I would buy you a drink".
This may hopefully help to pass the shit test, but I'd like some feedback in the comments
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