I'm currently trying to develop a simple response for when a woman asks me to buy her a drink. Here's what I have so far: When she asks "So are you going to buy me a drink?" Reply: "so are you going to go on a date/ have sex with me? " ( this hopefully catches her off guard and makes things easier )

There will typically be 3 types of responses:

  1. She says no. Saves you time and money, with an option of calling her out on gold digging, since she's literally asking for free drinks
  2. She says yes. Since most men buy women drinks just to get with her, you can go ahead and buy her a round in this case as she is more likely to at least give you her number or something.
  3. She gets offended and asks why she would want to go out with you. The reply should be along the lines of "Probably the same reason I would buy you a drink".

This may hopefully help to pass the shit test, but I'd like some feedback in the comments