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[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Don't man go his own way yet, you pathetic loser.
Cmon man, you did this the last time and now you just masked it a little better.
Saying MGTOWs are losers isnt making you any better, you lose much credibility by having to put other men down trying to elevate yourself.
[–]Freshtowels 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also the miscarriage analogy is dead wrong. A man wouldnt even tell the story.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah it would probably go something like...
dude, so I went to the bathroom, and long story short, I lost 3 pounds and can enjoy chili again.
I think his point was that often women tell a story from the wiev point of them and their feelings about it.
When on the other hand men just tell the story, no ''I felt this and when he did that I felt this''.
[–]FinnianWhitefir 18 points19 points20 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There was a great laugh in The Beige Phillip show when Dante related how Patrice would stop his girl a couple sentences in a story, go "Tell me the last sentence", and then decide if he wanted to hear the story. If she went "I ended up buying those shoes" he'd go "Pass". If the story ended with "And after he got shot we drove off", he'd have to hear it. Still working up the nerve to put that into action.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that's brilliant. Why be nervous about doing it? You know from taking the red pill that women basically operate on the mental level of children, how could any reaction they have to you ever effect you?
become outcome independent, she is either interesting or wasting your time
...and I have not met a interesting girl that was a bitch
[–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 32 points33 points34 points 10 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I was buying duct tape and bananas today. Lady rings through my items. There's some game machine right beside the checkout and it keep saying "winner" and playing music. I tell her that the thing probably drives her nuts. She starts laughing a lot, she can't stop, probably a slow day.
I pay for my shit, thank her, and tell her to have a goodnight, and leave. Fuck, I need cash, I have to go back and do cashback. I get there and tell her I need cashback. Bitch tells me I'm getting cashback to play the game machine. I laugh, crack some other joke. She cracks one about me buying duct tape for naughty things. I laugh, she follows up with, that's probably what the bananas are for. Bitch is a fucking comedian!
Too bad she's in her late 30s and not hot enough.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 31 points32 points33 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Did the duct tape help you keep the bananas inside or did they end up falling out of your cavity?
[–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion 12 points13 points14 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Answer the question
[–]dirtboxchampion 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ugly girls can be hilarious.
Lena Dunham's an attention slut now, but the 'two people casually discussing cum omelette' scene in the first season of Girls was damn funny.
[–]Kubomi 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That was Mr. Hitchen's contention: that most female comedians are either ugly or lesbians, basically butch in some way. Even then not as successful/funny in most cases as their male counterparts. The only example that comes readily to mind of a funny female who i don't find completely obnoxious is Tina Fey, but still she is only a 6/10.
[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was going to say this is some red pill truths right here.
I'm guessing women who are ugly never got to coast through life on their good looks so they actually had to you know develop a personality. I mean 'she's got a great personality' is often code word in sitcoms for 'ugly'.
Anyway, you need a personality to be funny or tell good stories. Most women don't get the chance to develop a personality because they're too busy coasting through life on their good looks.
[–]16 TRP VanguardTRPsubmitter 21 points22 points23 points 10 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
How come people don't seem to understand satire and tongue-in-cheek writing here? These are like little Friday morning comics to look forward to.
Gaylubeoil's bits are like RP comics and are supposed to be written by a Mr. Incredible-type larger than life RP superhero with a giant cock on his chest. Just enjoy them.
[–]RedSunBlue 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For a place that deals with harsh realities, there are an awful lot of thin skinned wankers lurking about recently.
[–]da-way 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The curse of success. We get sycophants who lack understanding. And it's only gonna get worse from here, we are heading to 40k territory in the next 2-3 weeks. Luckily we have a report button.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But, if I had a giant cock on my chest I wouldn't be able to do a conventional barbell benchpress, I would have to stick to dumbbells.
[–]Hardparty 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Story of my life
[–]Tway_the_Parley 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Flop Flop
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[–]enticingasthatmaybe -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
genuinely misogynistic
Can you quote the instance of the original post where he said he hated women?
Also, this is concern trolling. See the see the stickied post on the top of the sub.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's not "concern trolling" (and yes, I have read that post). It's criticism. Strong criticism. If TRP wants to start banning criticism like SRS or r/feminism, it's free to do so, but I thought it was above that sort of thing.
I'm not using that definition of the term. I'm using something closer to this definition of the term. I understand that the word gets thrown around inappropriately, but in this context- decrying all women as unfunny, uninteresting, and narcissistic under the guise of "satire"- it's fitting.
[–]enticingasthatmaybe 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can you quote the instance of the original post where he said he hated, disliked, or did not trust women?
Definitions aren't horseshoes... you can't find the one that gets close and call it a day.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. The main post has been removed, but there was lots of dislike towards qualities of women, at the very least.
But I'd be willing to concede that some might find the term "misogyny" too strong in this context. "Jaded" or "cynical" might be more appropriate. Will edit my original post.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
They're a watered down rip off Christopher Hitchens' character writing and they detract from the overall quality of this board. Much like how this little "TRP Endorsed" circle jerk you guys got going on is a mar on the board.
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Next time you're with a hot girl listen to what she says. I mean really just listen to her words, imagine if it was a guy saying them. It will probably be either boring or incredibly stupid, and nothing you would put up with if it was a guy talking.
[–]Endorsed ContributorWe_Are_Legion 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Please stop. This post is cringe worthy in execution and the evidence it gives. You really are making a stupid assertion that high humour is being a fucking college child.
The main reason some(hot or above) women aren't funny is because they never have to entertain, and most are so stuck up that they just never try. When on dates or in groups with orbiters, the other party is constantly vying for her attention, trying to entertain her. She doesn't have to do anything, and in a place where she isn't getting this pussy pass she is completely unsure of what to do, and she constantly relies on her feminine charm and beauty to attention whore. Women are competitive enough to note this weakness in their peers, they call them things like shallow. These women are also amusingly easy to provoke and offend.
Fin. The rest of your post is seriously stupid. And not even funny as you think.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get the impression you were a little drunk writing this out.
You make some solid points, the first of which I think is the biggest reason why women tend to be awful at telling stories. For all the blabbering on the average gal does about how shallow men are they miss the point entirely about who understands the emotions of other people. Emotion is kind of a big deal in storytelling.
Sure, she knows how she feels about X, Y or Z. Usually not why she feels that way, but how she feels, sure. But she probably doesn't know how other women feel, and she doesn't know a damn thing about how a man feels about it. This is one area of emotional depth men do much better than women: understanding how someone else feels and playing to that, especially in story telling.
I love that Hitchens article by the way.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I agree completely. One of my favorite authors, V.S. Naipaul (highly famous in Britain) said the same about women in fiction. The narrowness of their scope (solipsism, sentiment over truth, subjective over objective, etc) makes them inferior writers. Not that there aren't good female authors, just that the best female authors are in a league below the best male authors, similar to basketball or martial arts.
"In an interview at the Royal Geographic Society on Tuesday about his career, Naipaul, who has been described as the "greatest living writer of English prose", was asked if he considered any woman writer his literary match. He replied: "I don't think so."
Of [Jane] Austen he said he "couldn't possibly share her sentimental ambitions, her sentimental sense of the world". He felt that women writers were "quite different". He said: "I read a piece of writing and within a paragraph or two I know whether it is by a woman or not. I think [it is] unequal to me."
The author, who was born in Trinidad, said this was because of women's "sentimentality, the narrow view of the world". "And inevitably for a woman, she is not a complete master of a house, so that comes over in her writing too," he said.
[–]dragoness_leclerq 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don't necessarily disagree but to be fair, Jane Austen was writting in a time when sentimentality is all women had. Hell, to even get women to read books you needed a sentimental hook, some flowery prose and a rosey sense of the world.
I think she's held in such high reguard today for the "emotion" her work can (and did) evoke rather than actual literary merit.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I agree. I do not fault women of that time period (or any historical time period) for their shortcomings in their work. A woman in Austen's time didn't have the ability to do what people like Conrad did (travel all over the world, have these adventures, write from that worldly perspective). Their work was limited to sentimentality and the emotional factors at play within their own experience because women had very narrow social roles.
But now that social offers equal opportunities for men and women to go "gain perspective" or have their own unique experiences to draw from, I think women have still retained their limited perspective and thematic focus. Some may be extremely skilled but they are in a box of sorts - their work will rarely reveal truth about the world.
[–]dragoness_leclerq 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
their work will rarely reveal truth about the world.
Very true. Honestly, it's for this reason I actually really enjoy Gillian Flynn (Gone Girl; Sharp Objects, etc). It's fiction of course, so it's not because she's some great scholarly genius but because her female characters more closely reflect what actual women are like today. It's sick, it's twisted but accurate as hell.
And I'm saying this as a woman (full disclosure).
[–]enticingasthatmaybe 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
women to go "gain perspective"
That's because there are very few opportunities to write about being a worldly cum-dumpster for international playboys. Because a woman's interpretation of traveling the world to gain perspective is to ride the waves of feels provided by a world of alpha cocks.
Some may be extremely skilled but they are in a box of sorts
Their writing won't be about the world. It will be about the drama being played within her own mind.
Look at how seamlessly George R. R. Martin switches between the minds of his characters. Each individual character has their own mind and personality, and the reader knows deep differences in the way each mind works.
I have yet to read a female novelist capable of channeling emotions, personality and point of view of multiple characters.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never thought about it like that. This guy actually makes a lot of sense. Gonna find some of his books and take a gander. Any recommendations?
[–]candyman420 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whenever I read random blog posts and articles linked from the reddit main page, I can also tell quite easily if the author was a woman.. It's pretty easy when you know what to look for.
[–]erich_von_stalhein 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A good start is counting the I s and me s per 100 words.
[–]erich_von_stalhein 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
were all in the first rank of writers. They were certainly better than V.S. Naipaul.
That still leaves men as the overwhelming majority of successful novelists.
I am not saying he is better than all female authors of all time (and that isn't what he is saying I believe). All living authors - and I'm not expert, but I'd place him above any living female author. Although, you cannot really compare him to some of the people you listed. Sylvia Plath was a great poet, but certainly not a first rank novelist (and even then, I would say it's a stretch to call her a first rank of poet, if we are talking in terms of "of all time").
I agree with Bronte, disagree with the other 3, but moreover think claiming X is better than Naipaul is fairly irrelevant to the point.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to read your stuff like 4-5 months ago.
Your recent content is awful. The basement dweller humor, the lame images and gifs, the bro language. Cringeworthy.
Just stop. You are you own parody at this point.
[–]fiat_lux_ 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I like the underlying message here. I've found it beneficial to get to know people with drastically different thoughts and experiences than I do.
The black women I got to know were pretty cool people in general. I ended up friendzoning one because she lied to me, but I actually enjoy listening to "their struggle" and not just because I'm a masochist.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 18 points19 points20 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Every woman thinks she has a struggle. I just don't want to hear about white girl struggle, or how shes 1/5 polish 1/18 Cherokee etc....
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1/5 Polish for a month every four years during the World Cup and a regular old moron American skank the rest of the time.
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[–]enticingasthatmaybe 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
rape Most of those problems are completely legit
rape
Most of those problems are completely legit
yeah... no
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[–]enticingasthatmaybe 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Do you know the difference between the words most, rare and all? I don't think you do.
You'll be banned soon anyway so it's been fun.
Those one-syllable words? No; their meaning eludes me. English is my fifth language.
I remember getting a near-identical response from someone on r/feminism shortly before I was axed there. I recall TRPing shitting on that subreddit (rightfully so) for refusing to tolerate dissenting voices. Hopefully you're wrong, because I'd hate to see this subreddit go down that path.
You're concern trolling and shooting buzz words like misogyny around like they're candy.
"you guys are big poo poo heads who hate women" is not a dissenting opinion.
You're concern trolling
Trolling is trying to get a rise out of people. Being concerned is having personal worries about some problem. I am neither concerned nor trolling.
shooting buzz words like misogyny
I've used one buzz word (no plural necessary) and was persuaded to replace it with something a bit more modest.
You are correct. Thankfully, this is not what was said.
I ended up friendzoning one because she lied to me
You befriend those who lie to you?
[–]fiat_lux_ 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I trust them less, but I don't automatically ditch people just for lying to me.
If I did that, I would have almost no friends or family.
[–][deleted] 60 points61 points62 points 10 years ago (40 children) | Copy Link
to be fair you're not funny either OP. you just wrote some tl;dr drivel peppered with retarded gifs and youtube videos nobody gives a shit about.
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[–]icallmyselfmonster -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the women aren't funny theme, just sounds like it was stolen from Patrice O'Neal which I can watch all by myself.
[–]da-way -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's abrasive and is in all likelihood a triad, but he represents a facet of TRP. If you can't deal with that and have to resort to ad hominims the unsubscribe button is over there --->
[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I disagree. I enjoy his style and have learned a lot from him over the last 8 months plus I had a laugh at a lot of what he said.
[–][deleted] 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah. This entire grand revelation behind the op could of been summed up in a few sentences (the reasons why women are less funny than men are the same reasons they're less interesting/entertaining overall hmm who would of thought). Instead it was stretched into 5 or 6 paragraphs of shameless attention whoring and given the 5th grade humor hyperlink treatment
[+]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -18 points-17 points-16 points 10 years ago (32 children) | Copy Link
Try to do a better job then me. Try to get TRP endorsed. If your such a better writer post something on redpill right now and beat this post. Otherwise its just some plebe groveling.
[–]Tsilent_Tsunami 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If your such a better writer
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Try to do a better job then me.
Kids use that argument.
Try to get TRP endorsed.
You seem to think it means more than it does, most of us dont give a flying fuck about that.
If your such a better writer post something on redpill right now and beat this post. Otherwise its just some plebe groveling.
You go on such a tirade against women on these things and then the next thing you do is hamster like them, cmon man.
[–]erich_von_stalhein 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Egalitarian meritocracy. Good point.
Nepotistic oligarchy. Bad point.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually TRP isnt a Nepotistic oligarchy. One day I made a popular post the next day I was endorsed. There was no nepotism I dont know who endorsed me or for what post.
I'm not saying that you personally are nepotistic, but some other mods are, and they obviously agreed with what you wrote ...
[–]VelociReactor 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude get your then's and than's right, It's not that hard.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
You are acting like a little bitch over this. TRP endorsed means absolutely nothing outside of this place. It just means you're internet popular. yay for you, here's a douche so you can wash out that sandy vag. keep pretending I didn't make you feel bad for even a moment. Go on, hamster away. You're a dude and you are hamstering more than I ever could. Keep telling yourself you're the best internet writer ever. If you died tomorrow, is a bunch of crappy gifs and youtube videos what you want people to remember you by?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
TRP endorsed means absolutely nothing outside of this place. It just means you're internet popular.
There's more to it than that. How exactly does a person get "internet popular"? By being a reasonable, level-headed moderate? By being willing to accept fair criticisms of one's position? No, silly! You get popular by being an unapologetic extreme.
So, far from "TRP Endorsed" meaning nothing, the tag actually points to posters whose views are, on the whole, less reasonable. I remain confused as to why people on this subreddit treat the label as anything other than a red flag.
you make a great point.
[–]RedSunBlue 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I think it is you who is acting like the bitch here.
He challenged you, and your response is to hurl baseless insults?
Bitch move.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
i told him that I wasn't taking up the challenge because it is worthless. I did not tell him what to do, I merely said he is unfunny and he has been squawking about it.
[+]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -11 points-10 points-9 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Why is it worthless? Try to connect with the red pill audience, through an interesting and dramatic writing style.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
i said I wouldn't be taking up some worthless "challenge" on the internet, especially not on reddit. It is neither challenging nor worth something. Keeping my veggie garden alive is a challenge, trying to one-up some idiot online is not.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Connecting with a large audience through creative writing is a difficult task. If it wasn't challenging you could beat me.
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"creative"
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What? May-mays and cat gifs aren't creative enough for you? /s
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 10 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
His response was the ''If you cant do it better you cant comment'', children use that.
Then on his post he says to treat women like children, you know the kind of person who he is.
He's acting like a bitch, instead of giving an argument he just drivels one of the oldest bullshit reasons.
[–]RedSunBlue 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
No, his response was, "If you don't like it, write something better. Otherwise you're just whining."
If you're in a position to call someone else's work shit, surely you're also in a position to produce something better.
Unless you're just whining.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or unless its on a public forum designed around the idea of people sharing their opinions. Just by being here you're in a position to criticize whatever the fuck you want. Can you not handle that reality?
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I rarely use this kind of language but are you fucking kidding me ?
Jesus fucking christ how retarded are you ?
So in order to critizise anything I have first have to create something equal or better than that ? Get the fuck out of here.
If that was the case then nobody could make comments about films, sports, cars or anything else they arent good at.
Fucking child.
Edit: Derp, this was supposed to be for RedSunBlue.
[–]Endorsed ContributorWe_Are_Legion 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
So I can't call a movie or book shitty because I don't have the time to write one myself? I can't just be critical of something for wasting my time?
Isn't the fucker in the OP literally completely failing at upstaging and women he criticizes? In his position of calling out shit, surely he could produced something better.
But no, he was just whining. His arguments strikes me as that of a teenager who thinks he knows the world and then "gives reasons why". Its pathetic.
Go away, both of you children. That badge doesn't make your shitty evidence, arguments or hypocrisy right.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
My post is intentionally offensive. I personally, was expecting a racial backlash over the poodle hair thing. I didn't feel bad because I expected a reaction like your's an hour ago when I was writing this post.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't say it was offensive. I said it was stupid and unfunny. you're the one getting his knickers in a knot.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know if this response is supposed to be another joke that didn't hit or if you're genuinely hamstering that hard but judging from your prior post I'm gonna go with the latter. If "TRP endorsed" seriously means anything to you you're a fucking loser and that's in no way an attack on this subreddit.
Your post was a decent read but nothing that should blow your ego up the way you're behaving. Personally I hate when writers pepper their posts with "references" like you do. Its the blogging equivalent of family guy cut-away humor.
[–]JoDoStaffShow 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Too be honest, as a lurker and a sometimes commenter, this is the kinda shit that to me is just a complete waste of a growing readership. This post is full of inconsequential bullshit and cheap laughs. I usually find a lot of insight in your comments and posts but to me this one is just a complete load of manure.
[–]whatever6 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No this is necessary content to keep bitches like the ones that surfaced here out.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -4 points-3 points-2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As of right now this is the top post on Red Pill. This is the kind of content that connects the most with my readers. Go view my posts sort by top and you will quickly see what kind of content is preferred by redpill.
[–]JoDoStaffShow 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's fine, I just think you can use your platform more effectively. Take it as a bit of constructive criticism. I hear the message behind the post but its broken up with short animations and half-done jokes so it's not coming in clearly. As an athlete and a coach my major life philosophy is just because I , or my team, does something one way and it is effective does not me we can't do it another way and be more effective.
But you probably have a better feel for your reader-base and how to connect with them than me. So I could be totally out in left field here.
I've touched a black girl's hair: can confirm, poodlesque.
[–]erich_von_stalhein 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I always look forward to GLO's controversial but disarming comments. Keep up the good work, sir.
*I don't dispute your article's thesis, but having seen your some of your comments I think (indeed hope) that you were intoxicated when you made them.
[–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's another thing women aren't good at: picking a team name. Get some groups of women together and have them pick team names and watch the hilarity. They come up with the WORST team names!
My theory is that guys are constantly picking team names/band names as they grow up so even their bad team names are at least funny or self-deprecating.
[–]Gettingaware 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You know whos a funny woman, Wanda Sykes. Shes like one of the very few.
[–]TooTurnt 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a short, black lesbian. She had to learn how to actually be funny, you know nobody was giving her ugly ass a god damn thing. Aside from the shrill voice though, she is pretty great.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol I don't know if I really agree with "what to do about it" I'm white and I like white whores
EDIT: You shouldn't be expecting women to entertain you with anything but their feminine charm and vagina anyway
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I came to America from Russia and I wouldn't be living the American dream if I was only fucking white bitches.
[–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just came across this appropriate image on Quora: http://imgur.com/OMoTzMa
JAYUS (Indonesian) A joke told so poorly and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh.
This may work to your advantage. Women seem to be more interested in you when your eyes glaze over.
/u/gaylubeoil/ you fucking crack me up bro.
[–]ThaMastaBlasta 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Damn man...Im really craving that black booty now.
[–]Doctor_Mayhem 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
inorite!? It's on that bucket list. Fuck a bitch of every color. In all holes!
[–]ilovemyself101 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's an incredibly narrow minded and shallow goal, how horrible. I've added it to my bucket list too
[–]NAFI_S 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
By talking about her emotions and pleading for sympathy, and starting a pity party. But how would a man tell the story? Yo bro so I shat out a dead baby. Like I wanted a real baby and a dead one came out. He was all blue and shit, sorta looked like a baby me. Anyway I got a paper towel picked him up threw him in compost, because of the environment. You know? Some fucked up shit bro. The man story is catered to the audience, so its more entertaining.
... Riiight.
[–]Xein 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No wonder you're Trip Endorsed
After my Pokemon post was their any doubt?
[–][deleted] 10 years ago* (26 children) | Copy Link
You missed the point. He meant <insert story here>.
Sorry you had to go through that, though.
[–]halfevilnick -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I'm sorry about your baby brother.
I was trying to decide whether to try and explain why dead babies are funny in a given context or just to tell you to fuck off. But you know what? You have a right to be offended (well, not really but, no one can stop you) and who am I to get in the way of you getting off on your self-righteous anger? Enjoy the false sense of significance you're feeling right now. You are important.
[–]Ahabs_Pegleg9 points 10 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
No, you're missing the fucking point. It's not about me. It's about having some basic fucking human decency. /u/GayLubeOil could have made his point with any number of examples. He could have picked literally any sexual interaction that men/women interpret differently for instance.
It's just a shit way to make a point. And yeah, I'm fucking offended. I'm human. A real human being is on the other side of your computer screen. It's not that I want to feel important or that I have "self-righteous anger". It's an honest emotion from an actual living human being and there's a basic tiny shrivel of empathy you should be able to muster. So yeah, tell me to fuck off because I had a brother born with a collapsed lung.
[–]halfevilnick 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Me telling you to fuck off has nothing to do with your baby brother. Me telling you to fuck off is because you think you have the right to shout people down because you're offended by something.
The world is full of tragedies, why the fuck should the internet give a fuck about yours? Fuck your need for recognition as a real person with real feels. Who's got the time to empathise with every fucker with a sob story on the internet? And, why the fuck should I have to do it on the TRP sub? If I wanted to mourn dead babies I'd be reading some dead baby circle-jerk sub instead.
Now, fuck off. This circle-jerk is about TRP.
[–]Hardparty -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought it was funny and relevant
[–]halfevilnick -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wasn't knocking the content. I was being facetious.
[–]frequentlywrong 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the fuck should he be responsible for your goddamn feelings?
[+][deleted] -6 points-5 points-4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one cares about your feelings
[+]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -10 points-9 points-8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im going to actually take the low road and rub salt in some wounds. Because I am the Black Knight GayLubeOil. Maybe its a positive thing this child didn't survive gestation. Maybe being a brain dead SJW is partially genetic. Being a butt hurt SJW is a very difficult life. Maybe its better this way.
The first of the offendeds! Im excited. I know that blue pill losers like you are going to read my posts. I know that you guys are emotionally immature and easily offended. I know this and I plan for it. I intentionally wrote that paragraph for the SJW's out there. Sorry, you are so short sighted that you can only play the game one move at a time.
[–]Ahabs_Pegleg 0 points0 points0 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You're a pathetic kid. God help anyone who takes you seriously.
God help anyone who takes the internet seriously enough to get offended.
[–]LasherDeviance -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was ok. But to let you know, as a black dude, black hair does not feel like poodle hair. Every black persons hair has a different texture. Some are more kinky than others. To compare my peoples hair to the hair of a dog is kind of offensive. I know you did it for the "lulz", and I'm not a sensitive bitch, but c'mon man, that was out of line.
[–]frequentlywrong -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Oh you want us to sympathize with your feelings? Go to some female subreddit then you pussy.
Go fuck yourself and keep your misery out of here. Why the fuck should anyone censor himself because you had a tragic event in your life?
[–]Ahabs_Pegleg1 points 10 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Because he could actually make a convincing argument then. It's not censorship; it's taste.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everything on the internet must conform to your taste! That's some solipsistic shit right there. You probably tell politically correct jokes and wear gender neutral clothes. Go back to Portlandia.
[–]frequentlywrong -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get the fuck out of here back to bluepill or purple pill bullshit subreddits.
[–]TRP VanguardYouDislikeMyOpinion -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Humor is humor. No one is going to dial down humor for you. If you're getting triggered, /r/srs is that way.
I've had a lot of people die around me, and George Carlin's Suicide Channel bit is still fucking hilarious.
[–]Endorsed Contributorburningtimber -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Leg, you're doing just what GLO talked about. Making everything about you.
And GLO probably shot you a PM to cool off without derailing the thread.
[–]rztzz -4 points-3 points-2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He was making a point. It was crass and ill-advised but I got his point.
Women make it about their own feelings, not what was happening.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bluepillers are too retarded to understand analogies or points. They are just looking to get offended. This mega-queer just edited hos post to add more offended to his offended, kind of like how Paula Deen adds more butter to her butter.
Expect the most simplistic analysis from these guys. As soon as they find the least triggering thing there going to shit themselves and then proceed to marinade in their own fecal matter.
[–]Endorsed ContributorWe_Are_Legion -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, from what I read in the post, GLO strikes me as pretty much an idiot.
That said, I do agree here. Stop being offended on the internet.
And THIS is exactly why women aren't funny
[–]xaxr -4 points-3 points-2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah, i would be sad if i lost my source of income too
[–]2comment 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Their mouths are entertaining you in the wrong way.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The shortest amount of time I had to spend with a woman before having sex with her was 4 hours. There is always more talking then sex.
[–]2comment 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd like to mention that Hetero-zygote advantage disappears after the first generation and then later descendants are vulnerable to diseases that normally have a predilection for one side or another. When I have time, I'll dig up the paper.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea, I know, I was bio in Uni. Parents usually assume primary care responsibility for their children. So im more worried about having diseased children then diseased grandchildren.
[–]Doctor_Mayhem 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Funny how GayLubeOil was talking about banging black bitches at the end. Got this cute one in my English class, rare petite chick, too. Told me she was interested in visiting a strip club. Not sure if it was an IOI, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume it is, and move on it like I got a chance. Fuckin' got the jungle fever, lately. Still, would be nice to cross off that sexual bucket list, where one of them is to fuck a girl of every major ethnicity.
I was doing that and then I just got stuck on black chicks
[–]Doctor_Mayhem 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just bag it, man. CDC stats and all. Would hate for you to get AIDS and then stop posting these delicious woman-bashing articles.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea man, im a young dude I don't want to accidentally make an Obama right now.
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is Red Pill. Bashing women here is high art.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well great. I'd much rather see TRP evolve into a cold and sterile setting of humorless, scientific-minded observation. There's a lot more potential value to me in that. I come here to learn. I have a lot of better options if I want to be entertained
[–]fiat_lux_ 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, but this place is not scientific-minded.
Business-minded is probably closer.
It balances out the rest of society that just spends their time kissing ass.
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