Id like to preface this, by saying that there is a time and place for the fedora. The time is the 1930's. The place is a dark urban alleyway next to a dead hooker.

Likewise there is a place for yoga pants and that place is the gym and wherever you go to eat after the gym. The stipulation being that you are not allowed to wear heavy makeup and yoga pants at the same time. 'But like that's racist against women!", Sandra objects while flipping her bleached hair. Regardless of what you do in the gym, the whole point is to force your body to adapt. The only way that's happening is if you train with very high intensity. If you can text while doing your workout, your doing it wrong and don't belong in the gym, and you don't deserve the honor of wearing yoga pants.

But like Yoga pants are comfortable All workout clothes are comfortable that's the whole point. My stringer tank is comfortable because it lets my lats do their thing. However, I would be a huge douche if I let everyone in my law school see my sick chest separation. Women, however have no problem parading their visible cunts into Civil Procedure.

Yoga pants are sexy! If displaying your labia in front of the general public is your definition of sexy, you are probably an american woman. Feminine clothes like sundresses are sexy, an anatomy lesson on the location of the clitoral hood is not sexy.

Yoga Pants are Lazy: Men wear fedoras because they think is a cheap easy one size fits all way to show sophistication and class without having to reevaluate their wardrobe. Its an obvious, unfashionable move to get attention. Look at me because the thing im wearing! Plus, if you're a man and you wear your hat indoors, you don't even know the man-hat rule. I hereby confiscate your fedora. A woman exposing her genitals is an equally lazy unfashionable move to get attention.

Compared to Europe America is a fashion hellhole. Don't diss the fedora if you are wearing yoga pants or Juicy rhinestone sweatpants, y'all both lazy cunts.