Are you poor? It's all your fault.
Are you living paycheck to paycheck? It's all your fault.
Are you working in a dead end job? It's all your fault.
Are you fat? It's all your fault.
Are you skinny? It's all your fault.
Are you too tired from work to hit the gym? It's all your fault.
Are you bad at making conversation? It's all your fault.
Are you lonely after breakup/moving away/new job? It's all your fault.
Are you (insert whatever excuses). YES, it's all your fault.
Unless you were born with some form of physical disability or mental retardation, everything that's currently wrong with your life is your fault. Does it make you feel better? Of course not, but does it mean you can make changes? Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Are you poor? Go back to school to upgrade yourself.
Are you living paycheck to paycheck? Learn to save your money and stop buying useless toys.
Are you working in a dead end job? Go back to school to upgrade yourself.
Are you fat? Put down the fork, and go lift.
Are you skinny? Lift and eat.
Are you too tired from work to hit the gym? Stop spending hours on Netflix/video games/porn.
Are you bad at making conversation? Watch standups and learn how to banter.
Are you lonely after breakup/moving away/new job? Go out there and meet people.
We are men, and us men have the burden of performance; sitting at home and blaming the world is the domain of women and beta faggots. Instead of wallowing in your own misery, ask yourself this, "what can I do today to better myself?" Find your answer, then go out there and do it.
"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?" - Robert Browning
Edit: typo
[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours387 points388 points389 points (24 children) | Copy Link
[–]P4_Brotagonist70 points71 points72 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]P4_Brotagonist20 points21 points22 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Rawrination1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]1scissor_me_timbers002 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lancer0003 points4 points5 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Rawrination3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thenathandaniels0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]1StoicCrane16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CallMeHaseo5 points6 points7 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]RallyMech points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]CallMeHaseo2 points3 points4 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]skylive22 points3 points4 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CallMeHaseo0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]jackandjill220 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Endorsed Contributorthelandofdreams48 points49 points50 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]victor_knight5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]refusewool136 points137 points138 points (13 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]RedBikerMouse4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Casanova-Quinn1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lancer0003 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]bomi3ster0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]refusewool points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]bomi3ster-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]chazthundergut points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]AnythingForSuccess points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]Burlaczech2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]aDrunkenWhaler-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LivingL1fe points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[–]holybad9 points10 points11 points (11 children) | Copy Link
[–]Isdogatree5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]holybad points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]holybad1 point2 points3 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]holybad1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ModeratorPaperStreetVilla[M] 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]holybad0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ModeratorPaperStreetVilla[M] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thecajunone59 points60 points61 points (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]LettrWritr15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 37 points38 points39 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]thecajunone5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]VinylGuy4206 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]holybad1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Burlaczech1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]chocorob points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]thecajunone0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JudgeDoom697 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Romersk22 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]arviester6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Bowserhatessmash points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]LettrWritr7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]1scissor_me_timbers004 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TrueFacets0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Bowserhatessmash0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]indivisibleremainder points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]Kafkaevsky8 points9 points10 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]1scissor_me_timbers007 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]1scissor_me_timbers00-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]indivisibleremainder1 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Need2LickMuff0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]chocorob points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]indivisibleremainder4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Pepe_Prime8 points9 points10 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 1 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Burlaczech1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]saargrin3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Star_Signs4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gman9924 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]creepyThrowawayP8 points9 points10 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]notadaddy points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]1empatheticapathetic5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HS-Thompson10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]1scissor_me_timbers000 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]godmarck1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]1scissor_me_timbers001 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]greatslyfer2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]wendysNO1wcheese3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ZombieJesusOG0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]joeltrane3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]LettrWritr5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Raikkonen7161 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]llmercll1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mrbasie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]izgmoen1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]butter_coffee3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Oberyn_Reed1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]CaptainJackSorrow1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]VinylGuy4201 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]iopq0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] -1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]iopq0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]merkucjo0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Need2LickMuff0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lookitsnicolas0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 1 point2 points3 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhorehouseVet[S] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AmericanHistoryAFBB0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]1laserdicks0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]victor_knight0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fullyoptimized0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pbgswd0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lucystilldreams points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]MyLittlePonyofDoom points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]ZombieJesusOG0 points1 point2 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]MyLittlePonyofDoom points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]ZombieJesusOG0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]anabolic92-2 points-1 points0 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]thecajunone7 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]anabolic92-1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]illuminuti-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShitsWithTheDoorOpen points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link