Saw this over on WAATGM and I shit you not, this comes straight out of FDS with a slight modification. I thought it would make for a lively discussion:

A HVW is a woman that is respectful, loyal and faithful. She loves to show her man that she can take care of their home and children - she makes up for her income in her home keeping and cooking. A woman that is confident, consistent and reliable. These type of women take care of their body, face, and physical appearance. HVW care about their partner's happiness and sexual pleasure. The HVW exhibits the children guarding instinct; however, she does not force monogamy on a man - she will wait until he is sure that her offer of commitment is a good idea. These women LOVE competition and understand that a man can entertain multiple suitors until commitment is established. Instead of being offended that he doesn't zero in on her in the early dating stages, she takes this as an opportunity to show him why she is the best.

Now, how many of you would bend over backwards for a woman like that? Wife her up? I already did so there's my answer.