Solomon II was a blogger from the early days of the sphere. He got out as I was coming in. Well, he had a post that pithily said:

Never spend money on a woman you're not banging. No lay, no pay.

In the interest of humor, and because this beats working, I'll expand on this a little and you give me your ideas.

No honey, no money.

No sex, no checks.

No fucks, no bucks.

No time, no dime.

No bed, no bread.

No hooha, no moolah. (Close enough.)

No ass, no cash. (Well....)

No pussy, no goodies. (OK, yeah, that's a stretch.)

No favors, no savers.

No playtime, no paytime. (Not very original.)

No spanks, no francs.