December 30, 2020

Every so often something comes along to define an era. This might be premature, but I'm calling the 2020s The Boring 20s: The Rise of the WAPper.

If you know any history, you know about the Roaring 20s, which took place exactly 100 years ago. The 1920s in the United States after the end of WW I and cleanup from the Spanish Flu epidemic was a time of laissez faire economics, high rolling financiers, Prohibition and ways around it, and an overall healthy, chugging, and unregulated economy. People were doing well. The country was working and making money. Lives were getting better. People were buying more cars, houses and stuff. Warren G. Harding was President, and he was one of the worst presidents in history mainly because he wasn't very bright or forward thinking, was reactive, and spent most of his time chasing pussy and fending off the Teapot Dome scandal.

It was also a time of protofeminism: Women had just gotten the vote and were feeling empowered as never before. Moralizing women and their sycophantic male allies used the liberal, physically infirm president Woodrow Wilson and the distractions caused by WW I and the Spanish Flu epidemic to get Prohibition ratified, ramming it through Congress and the states.

Most pertinent here, The Roaring 20s saw the rise of the Flapper. The 1920s flapper girl was very much like today's feminist. Sexually free, promiscuous, and forward. A party girl. Dressed provocatively. Drank alcohol (when it was illegal to do so), smoked cigarettes. Listened to and popularized jazz music, the new, uniquely American musical genre. Outspoken, opinionated, talks about whatever she wants to. Unmarried, not usually married until her mid 20s. Flips the bird to and challenges social and sexual conventions. Flappers might have been relatively few in number, but they influenced and affected the culture at large. The Flapper is the great grandmother of today's feminist.

Enter the 2020s and the emergence of the WAPper.

In August 2020, singer Cardi B released "Wet-Ass Pussy", abbreviated WAP for common consumption. All of you have probably heard the song. It's a song that's pretty much summed up in the title, discussing in the most graphic and explicit language what female sexual arousal looks, sounds, feels, tastes, and smells like. WAP is Cardi B's breakthrough signature song, and it's made her famous and wealthy. The song itself has become a cultural phenomenon, in large part because of its explicitness, sex positivity, and how it "speaks" to women. The point is not being repulsed or to pass judgment on the song. The point is that WAP is a reflection of our times and on the women of our time.

There are many parallels between the Roaring 20s/Flappers, and the Boring 20s/WAPpers. We're coming off a roaring economy under Trump. We're in a global "plandemic" affecting our economy and country in unprecedented ways. The economy is starting to tank. The outgoing president cares about his country but he is deeply flawed and sexually immoral. The incoming president is an empty suit moron: one of the most uninspiring, unintelligent politicians in the US today. Scandal hangs over him based on his use of his vice presidential office to participate in, and to gain financial enrichment through, his son's shady influence peddling in Ukraine and who knows where else.

The women of the Boring 20s, our WAPpers, are the most sexually forward and promiscuous in recorded history. Sex saturates the culture in every way imaginable. Today's modern women are also the most pampered and privileged humans ever to walk the planet. No one expects anything of them, no one demands anything of them, no one judges them. No one is allowed to expect or demand of them, or judge them. She listens to and popularizes current musical trends. WAPpers influence our culture. Sure, a lot of women aren't WAPpers, but everyone sees them and knows what they're doing.

Most women incorporate the WAPper ethos into their daily lives. Most women aren't WAPpers, but they have a few WAPper characteristics and behaviors. Women have a lot of sex with a lot of different men, and talk incessantly, explicitly, and publicly, about it. Women are just putting their sex lives out there for anyone and everyone to talk about. Women demand their "independence". They are avoiding marriage so they can "have their fun". They're pushing marriage out further and further, waiting until the last possible minute to start looking for husbands. More and more women are monetizing their sexuality. The Instagram models and "social influencers" of the 2010s are giving way to prostitution lite sugar babies and amateur, semiprofessional pornography OnlyFans.

WAPpers are influencing the church and pushing it in a more "liberal", "progressive" direction. The North American Christian church has been fully converged. Most never-married Christian women have had sex or are sexually active. Sexual mores have been changing and evolving. The Church has invented entire false doctrines and theologies to justify women's having premarital sex and avoiding marriage.

No, most women aren't WAPpers. But Boring 20s WAPpers are influencing all women and the culture, just as Roaring 20s flappers did. Most flappers married. Most WAPpers will marry, eventually. Some of you will marry WAPpers.

The difference now is the internet and instantaneous flow of information. Now? You can tell who the WAPpers are. Now, you can see WAPper influence happening in real time, and it spreads faster. As a result WAPper influence is both broader and deeper into the culture. It is more pervasive and at the same time more visible.

Welcome to The Boring 20s: The Rise of the WAPper.