[25F] While i spent the last decade laying on my ass playing video games and gorging my face, now it's time to settle down, marry and have babies!

kevin32 · 2018-05-10T10:58:02+00:00

OP, for future reference put the word "Translation:" before the statement if she didn't say the words in her profile. Here's an example profile.

ShitArchonXPR · 2018-05-07T15:39:48+00:00

Yes, I'm totally wife material. I talk shit at men I don't even know. I'm a ragebitch. I will toss attitude at you day and night, and you better just take it.

Here's shots of my tits and ass, all kinds of cleavage and booty shots. But take me seriously. I play video games and sleep a lot and won't have a lot of time to take care of you or build a relationship with you. But, yeah. I'm totally wife material.

Westernhagen · 2018-05-07T16:07:54+00:00

Fat and really, really likes sleeping (mentioned three times). What a prize!

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-05-07T15:48:21+00:00

She should be enamored to be called 'juicy', it's at least a few steps up from 'fat-ass'.

"I hate dumb ignorant ass nigga"

"I am sweet as hell"

"I got a smart ass mouth for you lame niggas"

"Imnvery kind hearted, giving, loving, and caring"

"I'm harmless (unless provoked) I'm promise"

"I'm looking for a long term relationship"

"I want to settle down and have kids"

"I don't really care about making friends"

My analysis: She is bi-polar. Has trouble with making friends, probably because she is a selfish vapid sociopath. She wants the big bailout, so presents the only assets (T&A) you'll be getting if you are lucky. She has also been on a few cock rides, because she knows exactly what guys are looking for. My guess is she knows her looks aren't going to last/body going to get fat as hell, but is a loud mouth and shit tests all her boyfriends until they run for the hills. She hasn't yet realized that the world isn't her oyster anymore/never was with that body, but still feels entitled enough to block even the slightest/faint lack of supreme/enlightened social skills on her mates part.

"Say 'hi', BLOCKED"

"Say "WYD", BLOCKED"

"Say "I have a house", BLOCKED"

"Call me anything I think is demeaning, BLOCKED"

Basically,

"Say anything not leading up to me feeling comfortable enough to take all your money and pay 18 years of child support, BLOCKED"

Sol_Install · 2018-05-07T16:43:06+00:00

Black women like these tend to date chubby pale skin white gamers who think a proper meal is 5 cans of Monster and White Castle burgers.

Notice that shot in which she tries to show off her "ass"? That the post of a slut. She's trying to lure in black men via the lust for "booty". She repeatedly showing off her cleavage because apparently Mortal Kombat taught her through Mileena, that's what you do.

freckledfox01 · 2018-05-07T23:19:35+00:00

Don't call me thicc or juicy or any sexual things.

Has photos of her ass and boobs.

[deleted] · 2018-05-07T17:29:03+00:00

Hobbies: Playing video games, cooking and watching TV. Lists "sleeping" 3 times as an interest. That's some powerful lazy right there.

Wants a family. Calls others ignorant. Calls herself "Very Ambitious".

Just wow.

KingRobotPrince · 2018-05-07T21:23:19+00:00

I know I'm not skinny

You are soooo far from skinny.

buscemi100mm · 2018-05-08T10:19:39+00:00

Those big ass tits tho

Didn't even read her profile, don't give a shit.

Silas-Gray · 2018-05-08T22:11:44+00:00

She's not even terrible looking, she just comes off as a huge bitch.

[deleted] · 2018-05-10T00:13:17+00:00

this post sucked out my soul

[deleted] · 2018-05-10T23:50:49+00:00

"A few extra pounds" takes on a whole new meaning in the clown world we live in.