30 with four kids but NO SEX for you till you've committed (aka opened up your wallet)

miguelcar · 2019-09-11T13:11:26+00:00

This has to be a joke right. Because seriously, you can't go on tinder and say no sex but have 4 fucking kids.

Oh that's right...no sex..,for you. Obviously if Tyrone or chad called her up she would already have her legs open wide.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-09-11T13:23:58+00:00

"NO SEX it's a waste of time to me unless we're exclusive". She's no model, but she isn't an obese '3' either. Something tells me she is not yet so willing to dispense of the only weapon in her arsenal. It will be begrudgingly rationed out for any BB, but Juan will only have to whisper some sweet lies to get it immediately.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-09-11T13:24:13+00:00

New to FU. NO SEX, means you are a waste of time to me and have absolutely no possibility of getting close to the exclusive territory. I'm a dad of 2, and I have a real job. I kind of prefer showering with soap over patchouli oil.

Overkillengine · 2019-09-11T16:37:56+00:00

She's going to learn the hard way that withholding sex in modern hookup culture only works if the man cannot immediately replace her with a woman who has pussy and is of the same or better quality.

Given that she is 30, and a single mom with 4 kids, she's going to be disappointed with the results of such a tactic. Her ex hubby might have rolled over for it, but the Chads that her pussy drools for know damn well that they can just swipe yes on the next of many women waiting in line for his dick the moment she tries to use withholding sex as a bargaining tool.

ColdStatistician · 2019-09-11T18:44:39+00:00

“No sex until we’re exclusive”

So exactly what happened with the last group of fuccbois that shagged and made you pop 4 fuck receipts?

harharry · 2019-09-11T14:58:42+00:00

Sex doesn’t have to take much time lady. Besides with four kids, you already know how to have sex, so opening your legs for strange men should not be a problem.

MRMRising · 2019-09-11T21:59:29+00:00

Kind of a hippie.

Translation; I have no marketable skills other than preserving organic jams, glass blowing and working PT as a Barista. Oh, and a took a couple of gender studies classes, so like I am oppressed, and you are the oppressor. That means you owe me, you can start by paying for me, my 4 kids, and my student loans. I also want a house out in the countryside so I can have my own organic farm that will never turn a profit,.....because profit is capitalistic and evil.

And don't even ask me about the 4 different baby daddies........

[deleted] · 2019-09-11T14:32:30+00:00

At first I thought she only had one kid and I got swept off my practical feet by looking at her confidence saying she got 4 kids ? She got more bravado than a Sparta

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-09-11T15:39:32+00:00

Her semi-smirk says she thinks she still has it. Well, her body still has it, but everything else is hot garbage.

Domebeers · 2019-09-11T16:18:16+00:00

'No Sex' and 'is a hippe'

Furi0usxStylez · 2019-09-11T16:21:18+00:00

Her: 4 kids no sex!

Her destroyed vagina: Am I a joke to you??!

Sake99 · 2019-09-11T16:22:27+00:00

Why do all single moms on tinder are on full blown monk-mode celibate?.... Why do they see sex as something so privilege instead something normal?

huntsilvercity · 2019-09-11T18:58:15+00:00

Not 1 not 2 not 3...

MarkBoabaca · 2019-09-11T15:18:28+00:00

Four kids and no sex? The immaculate conception lives. It's a miracle.

Or maybe it's just another thot looking for her BB while she continues to ride the CC.

Either way ... PASS.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-11T18:42:23+00:00

"New to....." Lol this whore isn't new to anything except responsibility.

Docbear64 · 2019-09-11T16:46:52+00:00

... Sex is a waste of time but you have 4 kids ? You only have sex in exclusive relationships but you're out here chasing a for a new daddy for you and your kids on Tinder ?

This isn't even a left swipe ... this one is the type to make me just delete the app for a few weeks / months .

[deleted] · 2019-09-11T17:56:03+00:00

Well your 4 kids and patchouli pussy are a waste of time for me too

CarlSpacler · 2019-09-11T20:12:10+00:00

Let me translate this for you guys.

Pay for my kids and I'm getting Tod's dick when you are at work

Thetrvler · 2019-09-16T04:56:28+00:00

Sad part is she’s kind of cute...

BluepillProfessor · 2019-09-12T16:57:35+00:00

No sex.

4 kids.

On Tinder.

Hippie.

Error. Your post broke the internet.

Older_Miggy · 2019-09-11T15:40:43+00:00

I like her hair. Other than that, pass.

miguelcar · 2019-09-12T02:27:09+00:00

Of it was an Asian baby then that stud would be called...

crassrecords · 2019-09-12T13:30:24+00:00

But there is no comma there, therefore, if she doesn't have sex it would be a waste of time to her.

DrJamming · 2019-09-12T14:15:01+00:00

She wants exclusivity? Well hope she's got a good time machine cause her vag sure wasn't exclusive to the man she demands commitment from. Over and over and over and..how many kids are there? Yeah... She took more shots then 50 cent and expects princess treatment...riiight.

HumanzDisgustMe · 2019-09-12T20:36:51+00:00

They are told they are the prize and I remember my blue pill self trying to be captain safe a ho. Sail away form the Siren's songs lads.

[deleted] · 2019-09-14T09:39:34+00:00

Looking to date a beta bux but fuck a Chad who's desperate from having a dry spell.

ka0t1k · 2019-09-16T01:14:04+00:00

Kind of a hippie = skill-less whore drug addict who wants everyone else to pay for her existence and whatever bastard children she pops out

Title	30 with four kids but NO SEX for you till you've committed (aka opened up your wallet)
Author	23423423423234324243
Upvotes	94
Comments	47
Date	September 11, 2019 12:36 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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