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[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™[M] [score hidden] 2 years ago stickied comment (0 children) | Copy Link
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This doesn't fit the theme as described in rule 5.
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[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After being P&D for 8 years and no commitment, it will be Boo Hoo WAATGM?
Pair Bonding fucked out of her, then just another CC rider who hit the wall chasing tingles.
[–]kaskntithies 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hypergamy knows no bounds. This is what an age of Twilight-esque movies have done to women, deluded them into believing they are deserving of their very own Prince Charming for...no real reason at all.
Remember ladies, "you are totally unique, just like everyone else."
[–]riggie33 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh look at me I am clearly higher than a five but I will call myself a five in order to elicit sympathy from the betas.
[–]urlocalshitbox420 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh you know theres some simp in her inbox saying shes perfect
[–]Martellus732 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Humble bragging.
[–]HolyGourdofJerusalemcast off the shoes, and follow the gourd 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
she is fishing for compliments, expecting messages like "you are way hotter than a 5" from people so inclined to think that approach might work.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me: Let's see, "you are way hotter than a 5"
"She: How tall are you?
Me: 5'8"
She: Fuck Off
Me: married 22 years, 4 sons. She alone with cats.
[–]DrDog09 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Possibly a '6' if not located in LA, NYC, MIA.
[–]NetherIndy 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly. It's always relative. She's a 6 in Minneapolis or Seattle. A 7 in Indianapolis or Charlotte. An 8 in Wichita or Grand Rapids. And 9+ in a Walmart in Elk City, OK or Beckley, WV.
[–]CSM_Pepper 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like Tom Leykis always asked: An L.A. 8 or a Detroit 8?
[–]SoulBadguy0408 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At minimum I can respect the honesty lol
[–]Joaquino7997 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Until someone knocks her up.
[–]asdf333azasenior deluge-style poster[S] 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then once she has a kid she will still think she is a 5, but she will be a 3 post kid.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But she will develop likes for Bets with jobs and bank accounts.
[–]MrNeurotypicalBiddy Busting Big Brain 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So what she's saying is she's a deep intellectual to whom looks don't matter?
[–]No-Cry-4771 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And when her 10 smashes and dashes she’ll say:
“See! I knew I was on the level to attract 10s! Now I just need to find the right one....UGH! I wish Steve from accounting would stop messaging me! 🙄 He just wants to take me on dates.. GROSS!”
[–]antiSJW_Mongoose 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
refreshing
[–]ThaiEscapePlan 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to be overly critical but no tits and looks like she may be 4' 10''
and at 22 she is as good looking as she will ever be. all downhill from this point.
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[–]HolyGourdofJerusalemcast off the shoes, and follow the gourd 9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]asdf333azasenior deluge-style poster[S] 5 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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