Can we hit anymore red flags?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-08-04T20:28:23+00:00

Promiscuous, poly woman whose husband has no idea he lives in that arrangement.

Makhmalak · 2020-08-04T20:28:23+00:00

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Cavannah · 2020-08-04T20:44:17+00:00

20+ Red Flags on this person

Married

Red flag

"Poly"

Red flag

Has children

Red flag

"Mombod"

Red flag

Graduate student

Red flag

Heavily tattooed

Tattooing yourself is a huge red flag, but choosing to vandalize your body and hands + neck/face plus trying to compensate for your lack of class with a tattoo of Shakespeare's Sonnet 31 is a Red Giant solar-body-sized red flag

Vivid hair

Red flag. Your aposematism is on full display.

Anxious

Red flag due to Cluster B personality disorders, which are an immediate disqualifier

Houseplant mom

Red flag

Quality > Quantity

Funny how the sheer number of tattoos, piercings, personality defects, and bad decisions all say the exact opposite.

Red flag.

Army Vet

Huge fucking red flag

Vegan

Red flag

Fuck Trump

Red flag

#BLM

Red Flag

32

Red flag

UCCS

Arguably another red flag due to institutional impropriety that belies severe issues in regards to standards and values (i.e. if someone of ill repute hires an unknown person due to them being a "good fit" then that person is likely also of ill repute)

Writing/English tutor

Red flag

Inconsistent fitness

Red flag

Gauged ears

Red flag

Lip and septum piercing

Red flag

Quite literally every aspect of this person's existence is an immediate indicator of severe underlying issues to the point that each of them is an immediate disqualifier, let alone all of them combined.

Snoo-1303 · 2020-08-04T20:25:38+00:00

Only if we were in the middle of a parade in China.

TXJohn83 · 2020-08-04T20:30:45+00:00

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muff_marauder · 2020-08-04T20:29:15+00:00

Gross.

2020-08-04T20:52:05+00:00

how u gonna say ur vegan when you've had so much meat in your mouth?

2020-08-04T21:12:04+00:00

The army vet thing gives it away. They’re all pretty wild.

German992 · 2020-08-04T21:16:21+00:00

Infantryman of thirteen years here.

By “Army Vet”, she probably got IESd, or separated out prior to BCT graduation.

That’s too many red flags to function in society, let alone in the Army.

Or the bitch thinks she was in Dumbledore’s Army.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-08-04T21:00:51+00:00

The woman is a fucking fruitcake.

SamuelLBronkowitz20 · 2020-08-04T21:10:50+00:00

I’m sorry but I’ve just to say WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!? WHAT GUY IS GOING TO THINK THIS IS ATTRACTIVE?

redmanmonk · 2020-08-04T20:47:21+00:00

What man wouldn't want a married, tattooed marxist?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-04T21:21:56+00:00

I hate to do this, because the comments are great, but I'm removing this post.

The biggest reason is rule 6:

No personal information in dating profiles or social media accounts. Take a screenshot and censor all names, social media, hometown, school, and place of work.

We can't allow information that could lead to harassment of the individuals featured. We can make fun of them all we want, here.

Also, this doesn't meet rule 5. She's just a mega-slut looking for more cock. She already has commitment.

One-Move · 2020-08-04T22:51:30+00:00

I don’t even do my usual count 10-0, i give her a -20 right away

Title	Can we hit anymore red flags?
Author	TXJohn83
Upvotes	17
Comments	20
Date	August 4, 2020 8:22 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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