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[–][deleted] 89 points90 points91 points 3 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Cats don't give a fuck about anything or anybody but themselves. They take and go. Come back only when they need something. Every once in a while they might give you some signs of "affection", but only when it suits them and/or they feel like it. Sounds familiar?
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts73 points74 points75 points 3 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Women love cats because cats treat women exactly how they want to be treated.
[–]IcariusFallenI can see your bullshit from here!41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Or because they see themselves in the cat. Plus, the cat can't escape, no matter how much it wants to, unless it gets lucky and she forgets to close the front door.
[–]prestidigibator36 points37 points38 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Cats are Dark Triad world champs.
[–]NohoTwoPointOhSophomore Hamster Anal-cyst22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If I wanted to come home after a hard day's work and be ignored in my own home, I would get married again. No need for a cat.
[–]Stripotle_Grill8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd just pay for some pussy.
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just get a dog. Dogs get excited just by seeing their family. I had a chance to interact with both a cat and dog, and i know which one i liked more. Dogs are more playful and don't play hard to get or BS games.
[–]teabagsOnFire4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cats bond over weeks, not just on a whim, so it's not surprising that you didn't really get much out of a "chance to interact with a cat".
Fwiw, I like my cat, because I actually have gotten to know my cat and watch her grow.
[–]TheTyke1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It depends on the individual Animal. All living beings have personalities. Did you only interact with one Dog and Cat?
[–]Sid_InsidiousNoir Red Pilled Soul2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cats are dicks.
[–]TheTyke4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They aren't. People perceive them as such for some reason so if they are aloof around people that dislike them it's not their fault.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women don't really want to be ignored. Sure, it makes them horny, but they don't want it. It's called "dual mating strategy" for a reason. Because their needs and wants are contradictory.
However, being that the majority of women, in the majority of times, for the majority of men - are not interested in sex and sex for her is a means to an end, it's fair to say that her non sexual desires are primary to her over her sexual desires.
I'd say that she relates to cats because she likes acting like the cat.
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Women love cats because cats are like bad boys.
There's a reason why they say Dogs are man's best friend. Dogs give affection easily and don't treat their family like crap.
[–]Ishabaka2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And dogs are loyal, and will sacrifice themselves for you.
[–]chalulinJr. Hamster Analyst23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm: "my" cat comes around a few times to eat and get his head tickled. If I ask him to sit next to me he will give me a "fuck off" look at goes about his way.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can make a cat behave how you want it to, to an extent. You just have to outdo it at being aloof and not giving a fuck, while rewarding good behavior.
Sound familiar?
And much like the parallel situation to which we both refer, is the effort really worth it? Not really, but it can be fun!
[–]RKO26852 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah they like cats cause It's a substitute baby with less effort.
[–]TheTyke0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That isn't true, though. For some reason it's the stereotypical image of Cats but they are very loving and caring and also have individual personalities, the same as all living beings.
[–]Ishabaka-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like Chad.
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's kind of a dated stereotype, tbh. A lot of the most rotten women are switching over to dogs. So you see all these college girls getting pitbulls they can't control, middle-aged women who think their dogs are their kids, that nutty Central Park lady who called the cops on a guy for telling her to leash her dog, etc.
[–]albc502322 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Absolutely. Some to the point they clothe their dogs, and I mean with several wardrobes or even costumes, or carrying them in strollers.
[–]SoloTheFord10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me ofthat youtube skank Jenna Mables. God i hate her and her stupid dogs.
[–]AngryCockOfJusticeHarbinger of Dom Play, Purveyor of Skirts, Paragon of Hoe Tricks17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Most of them don't bother to pick up after their dogs since "it is beneath me"
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The building next to mine allows dogs and female owners picking up after the dogs seems like the exception to the rule.
Also pretty rare to meet a dog raised by a woman who can do simple tricks(sit/shake/lie down).
[–]LightFTL0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’re trying to steal our best friends! Or, y’know, IT’S A TRAP!
[–]HellishGod27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If I was a cat, I'd rather want to be thrown in front of a rabid dog, than live with a retarded post CC-rider feminist skank.
[–]Sub-SeroEndorsed18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
based mr bigglesworth
[–]houseoftolstoyUnchivalrous Christian17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Keep in mind that it is not just cats that they are getting, as dogs have also been a go to pet for many women who have also given up. Either way, it allows them to substitute their desire to have children with a different dependent. Pets are all fine and good, they just have become more and more a means to live in denial by many women.
[–]Sloth_Demon_68511 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just hopped back on reddit, glad to see you guys survived the ban waves
[–]laptopdragon10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
seriously... the oddity of how easy it is to please any man?
While I question is it even possible to please any woman, ever?
[–]Peschkowskaja17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man: Something to eat, some affection and support, sex.
Woman: 67240596792834576093475609837456 bazillion requests, "what have you done for me lately?"
[–]mydikishomofobikJr. Hamster Analyst13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think it's impossible to please a woman. No matter how much you give them, they'll still complain and demand more. If you compared the volume of complaining by women in rural Zambia who carry 80 lbs of water and firewood 8 miles on their heads everyday with the volume of complaining among middle-class women in Buttfuck, California, you'd probably find the women in Buttfuck complain more often.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hypergamy in a nutshell, right there.
[–]AngusBoomPants7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You guys clearly don’t have cats. They only give you attention if you ignore them. It fills the void
/s
[–]autonomousfailure6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor furry bastards. Have to suffer through all 9 lives.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She probably has a row with the cat about why it does not do the dishes or how it never makes her feel special anymore whilst in a drunken stupor
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, Mr. Bitey doesn't deserve that dumpster fire.
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[–]zeepbar0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
[–]3HardWaySr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cat puts up with more bullshit than a man ever could and walks it off in two seconds.
Cat is abused emotionally in a criminal manner and thinks nothing of it the next day.
Cats are doing God's work.
[–]LightFTL1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fight animal cruelty!
[–]yuvrajsamaBut she's cute bro0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sad cat
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