Dear future Mr Right, please hurry up and find me. Fall in love with me and marry me. Will you please? 😂

unshak3n · 2020-09-21T03:27:32+00:00

"Maybe before I meet you I will be able to get a little bit of experience, so that I won't be completely new to everything."

Oh boy, they are not even hiding the dick carrossel anymore?

Martellus732 · 2020-09-21T03:22:13+00:00

She's hot but am I the only one that's getting a BPD/crazy vibe? She gives off a creepy vibe.

Honest_Solution · 2020-09-21T03:16:18+00:00

Something tells me she won’t settle for anything less than a super duper Chad. Just plain ol Chad ain’t gonna cut it. He must be Chaddlier than regular run of the mill Chad’s.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-09-21T04:26:07+00:00

She seems like one of those chicks who'll make sure you ended up in a gas station sitting on the floor besides wc with a loaded revolver in your sideburn laughing like a mad man that it will be all over soon.

meanwhile some other dude banging her on your bed.

chalulin · 2020-09-21T03:11:19+00:00

This girl looks like she's in her early 20's, so is the "leftovers" label appropriate? Either way, I dated a girl a couple years ago who was hellbent on getting married. Batshit crazy bitch. I ended up stringing her along for a couple years and then finally dumped her when she got her mom to reserve a wedding venue without even telling me about it. Looking back, I should have just dumped her after the first red flag, but we all live and learn, right?

jihocech · 2020-09-21T05:40:19+00:00

She's pretty attractive so she must have a terrible personality if she has actually looking and hasn't been able to find anyone.

nitro-666 · 2020-09-21T04:45:32+00:00

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EvilKlownz2 · 2020-09-21T03:31:01+00:00

Can you imagine taking her to dinner and she talks just like this? That steak knife on the table stabbed into your neck would seem a lot less painful than listening to her.

So she is looking for Mr. Right. Bet her friends found theirs. When she finds Mr. Divorce lawyer, it will be because her friends found theirs. Must follow the collective.

BobbingForBunions · 2020-09-21T04:36:24+00:00

Got 11 seconds in and had to bail.

I felt my brain cells dying.

Jake-Orion · 2020-09-21T03:16:56+00:00

Is it me or is their something wrong with her eyes? Not only do they seem crooked, but they twitch as well, especially when she thinks she's making a point.

Let's just bypass having a relationship and go directly into marriage talk. She focuses on what the guy should bring to her yet offers nothing in return.

While she's actually very easy on the eyes, her way of speaking just feels like she's lazy in proper language etiquette. It comes off as she spends more time talking texting speech rather than having a decent conversation with someone in person.

ChadLadPronouns · 2020-09-21T07:20:42+00:00

Xanax. For "anxiety". That explains why she talks like a retard.

Maximum_Afternoon · 2020-09-21T05:55:31+00:00

"I'm really bad at talking"

ORLY?

bchoco · 2020-09-21T05:29:57+00:00

The thottery in women is so spread out even the south which is so prevalent in conserving the conservative family structure is exposed to it 😳 miss those times where they publicly shame women for sleeping around instead of marrying someone...

2020-09-21T11:37:10+00:00

She looks like the type of girl that would immediately catch your eye due to how attractive she is but would immediately become repulsive after she started speaking.

Thetrvler · 2020-09-21T09:23:28+00:00

Trust me, she’s not worth it at all. If she looks this good and had to do something like this to get attention, 100% steer clear of this hot garbo.

Plasmaa76 · 2020-09-21T04:47:15+00:00

This is scary. God help us .

MGTOWtoday · 2020-09-21T08:15:20+00:00

I really think it matters greatly to form a bond with someone early. The relationship that begins in your teenage years will mean a whole hell of a lot more than one you stumble upon in your mid 30’s.

Siddyf · 2020-09-21T03:59:08+00:00

This is not the southern bell you were looking for...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-09-21T14:04:02+00:00

She has vocal fry.

Adam95x · 2020-09-21T04:27:27+00:00

Maybe if she went to college and focused on finding a long term partner instead of following the herd and riding the CC she would be with someone now

Ishabaka · 2020-09-21T09:45:25+00:00

"I want to be a great housekeeper. I want to be a great cook. I can't cook". There are a gazillion YouTube cooking videos, and a gazillion online recipe sites. If she was serious about getting married she'd learn basic cooking skills. But that would be misogynistic.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-09-21T11:21:09+00:00

She is shallow, has no hobbies, no skills and no interest in developing those skills. But, she has a shitload of demands for what it's going to take to impress her. She wants to be a housewife insofar as she has absolutely nothing to do because you should be making enough money to hire a housekeeper.

Behold, the modern woman. This is a PSA for never getting married.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-09-21T13:24:10+00:00

Like Like Like like um like ahhhh like ya know like

JFC that was painful to watch. This chick is about as plain as and has about the same content in her head as that wall behind her.

Side note: That calendar is from September 2016. Too bad we can't do a "then and now" kind of thing. I'm sure that would be quite funny or sad, depending on your perspective.

MrIGM · 2020-09-21T13:53:00+00:00

Bro she’s a pretty face and that’s it, I could not finish the video

knyago · 2020-09-21T05:40:01+00:00

Her thoughts seem uncoordinated. She's nuts

tosernameschescksout · 2020-09-21T11:10:31+00:00

I think she might have some kind of brain damage. She seems a bit slow and just foggy headed, faded, hazy. She can't really think clearly. Life has got to suck for her.

_Leo_pard_ · 2020-09-21T11:41:19+00:00

Fuck she was annoying. I didn’t even watch the whole thing. I can totally understand now why she’s single.

nnnnawalt · 2020-09-21T16:55:11+00:00

When did we as a society get to the point where having had sex experience counts as a good thing? She literally said she'd get a relationship just so she will not be completely new to everything. Why? I think very very few men who want to go for a long term (marriage end goal) relationship will count that as a plus. Also proudly proclaiming you cant cook is on the surface amusing, but seriously? It's just following directions. How can you suck at cooking? I always get really proud when my wife whips up something amazing tasting, and when I cook she feels the same. Just learn to cook a few recipes ffs. You're a woman for crying out loud. Have some pride.

kew05gp · 2020-09-21T18:49:43+00:00

Her mental issues started early

Buchwild · 2020-09-21T06:15:34+00:00

Am I alone in not being obsessed with being married? If it happens it happens if it doesn't I'm not gonna force it, is this the general way of thinking?

tromix1 · 2020-09-21T12:27:42+00:00

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RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-09-21T12:31:13+00:00

She seems nice. Too bad she doesn't have what men really want. She should just date and marry an incel or just keep a man that she doesn't respect and try to be supportive rather than shame him for not being good enough. Those men are the marriage material for her.

Times have changed. Pretending that being "cute" and "ditzy" is what men want doesn't work anymore. Being "bad at talking to people" and liking "movies" on a first date is pretty boring. Why not harvest tomatoes together, or remove the shells from walnuts? Second date can be cracking walnuts and making walnut cake. The man gets to feel like he can provide by taking things from nature, and the woman gets to feel like she knows how to cook and show off to her friends.

It's funny she mentioned Mississippi. I have thought about moving there.

I had to turn her off. Her voice is really annoying. She sounds like Kenny McCormick's mom from South Park. I could be her friend, but geeze... that voice that is probably fake and she thinks is "cute" is like sandpaper to my eardrums. At first not so bad, but it hurts the longer it goes on.

"Good luck lady, but I'm MGTOW."

-My actual attitude.

dasanman69 · 2020-09-21T14:14:07+00:00

She was hot until she started speaking

Absalom_Taak · 2020-09-21T08:21:46+00:00

She's young and awkward and that's about it. Honestly she seems alright.

ovrload · 2020-09-21T10:15:56+00:00

She would be a good one night stand

imapotato99 · 2020-09-21T14:55:39+00:00

Her voice gave me an aneurysm

TeamAffe · 2020-09-21T20:12:07+00:00

tick, tick, tick, tick..

brianmcg321 · 2020-09-23T15:16:39+00:00

Wow, she has obviously suffered some brain damage early in life. Maybe ate a lot of lead paint.

Dunvegan79 · 2020-10-01T00:58:01+00:00

Shes trying to compete with her friends to see who gets married, get a house and kids first. She's all about micro transaction relationship.

She might be fun for a hit and run but you'd have to double up if you go in.

theDukesofSwagger · 2020-09-21T06:42:00+00:00

Wow. That was bad.

UltimaterializerX · 2020-09-21T11:02:43+00:00

Couldn’t last two minutes.

(Yeah yeah, “that’s what she said”, get it out of your system lads!)

It’s not even the content. She just sounds like she’s on drugs.

2020-09-21T12:32:57+00:00

Is this a joke?

doom2345 · 2020-09-21T12:39:58+00:00

Imagine being shocked (!) and depressed because the hottest guy you know doesn't want to marry you because of your awkward/unfunny personality. Then imagine getting sympathy for it from your personal simp army.

Just because she can't have her pick among mega-chad 1%ers doesn't mean she has a dating problem. There are thousands of men out there that will literally pay her rent just to touch her feet - AND SHE KNOWS IT.

3HardWay · 2020-09-21T13:22:44+00:00

She is gorgeous, except did someone pour Miracle-Gro on her eyebrows? Looks like war paint.

Lots of folks ragging on this for 2 reasons. Her accent and attempt at comedy. Probably can't help the accent given where she is from. But this is a prime example of why they say women can't do comedy. Just isn't funny.

2020-09-24T20:04:38+00:00

You have to give her that, her being the trainwreck she describes is at least funny and honest. "You want all this... which is nothing." I laughed at that.

Sounds like a young woman realizing she is just a kid.

loneliness-inc · 2020-09-21T12:04:55+00:00

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2020-09-23T06:47:01+00:00

I couldn’t even get 2 minutes in. This was fucking cringe city. She’s cute but holy shit....0% anything good to come of this nonsense

Title	Dear future Mr Right, please hurry up and find me. Fall in love with me and marry me. Will you please? 😂
Author	loneliness-inc
Upvotes	320
Comments	152
Date	September 21, 2020 2:53 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/iws5a7/dear_future_mr_right_please_hurry_up_and_find_me/
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