"Just a single momma out here trying to find the perfect step daddy/ future husband".

MentORPHEUS · 2021-01-13T17:35:43+00:00

Imagine this being among the BEST photos you can produce in the important search for a life partner? Completely uncomposed. Bathroom mirror selfie, she's dressed like shit, staring at her screen not the lens, holding a sugary soda in her fat fingers, while her child stands randomly against the wall with the blank expression of a lawn gnome.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2021-01-13T17:21:31+00:00

"I DESERVE A GOOD MAN NOW!!!"

-The mindset of most of these women who have destroyed their own lives.

Buchwild · 2021-01-13T20:53:46+00:00

I know were supposed to have a good laugh but I just feel so sad for these kids man, they don't have a shot at a real life. To make matters worse you know this mom is going to snag a few guys in her life and that kid is Gona get attached and have her heart broken multiple times.

Rob141414 · 2021-01-13T17:59:29+00:00

Where the daddy at???

Nerdialismo · 2021-01-13T18:11:46+00:00

A shame so many men are desperate for love that they entertain a whale like this.

Old_snowboarder · 2021-01-13T19:19:03+00:00

I feel really sorry for that poor child - it has no fucking chance.

extrovertedghost · 2021-01-13T19:11:02+00:00

I bet she has good snacks. Probably have to fight her for them, based on the bloat... but still 😂

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-01-13T21:38:01+00:00

After seeing profiles like these, I thank God every day for the stable nuclear family that invested time and money into my education.

That poor child has no chance.

lyriq2k · 2021-01-13T19:32:49+00:00

Poor baby.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-01-13T22:18:00+00:00

Body like a melting white chocolate Easter figurine stuffed with raspberry jelly. Even her hair looks fat and goopy.

happychickenpalace · 2021-01-14T00:10:59+00:00

A toilet, a beer, and the toddler in the same pic! This is wife material person right here! Line up gents!

Snowman4168 · 2021-01-13T20:49:49+00:00

Good thing I reinforced my bed frame yesterday. Me and shamu here are gonna have a hell of a romp

mackblensa · 2021-01-13T22:12:55+00:00

The poor kid

loneliness-inc · 2021-01-14T01:34:03+00:00

Ju$t a $ingle momma out here trying to find the perfect $tep daddy/ future hu$band 🤷‍♀️

Corran_Halcyon · 2021-01-13T20:39:17+00:00

At first I thought she was eating her phone. I had to look at her face for a few seconds to not see her biting down on her phone. Rofl.

SammySilver09 · 2021-01-13T23:12:30+00:00

Don't worry gentlemen, we're all paying for that kid anyway, no need in paying for it and putting up with shit.

JohnDoe721 · 2021-01-14T01:28:00+00:00

I feel bad for the kids.

2021-01-14T01:28:31+00:00

She gets no rhythm, you'd think she was Jewish from the way she gets passed over

OscarMatzerath · 2021-01-14T00:19:54+00:00

What about the father of her child??????

Aaron_Hungwell · 2021-01-14T04:37:56+00:00

This chubber will have an asston of 2nd rate dick thrown at her. Which is sad.

Snoo33176 · 2021-01-14T11:13:13+00:00

By the time she's 34 she'll be close to 300lb.

cjohn3b · 2021-01-14T03:22:09+00:00

Good luck lady,you're going to need it!

DrDog09 · 2021-01-15T01:36:19+00:00

"I am seeing you at your worst so why should I give you my best?"

Case closed.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-01-16T16:24:28+00:00

Fat. Can of Coca Cola in her hand. Phone hides her chins.

But look at the sad, sad eyes of that child!

Nice-Respond · 2021-01-24T05:16:32+00:00

Genuine question, why is it so hard to find a single woman, under 30 without a kid?

I am 29 and noticing pretty much every woman I come across is either taken, and or has kids.

I am single and no kids, and I know many men in a similar situation. I dont know any women like this though.

Even early 20s / late teens

swiftdickens · 2021-01-15T02:12:19+00:00

No thanks. Also, horrible photo to use to try to entice someone into your little scam, lady.

BetterHimThanMe · 2021-01-15T03:02:08+00:00

Oh god...not again........

EviltwinEdgelord · 2021-01-18T13:48:35+00:00

I'll never understand why profiles like this just have the disclaimer as the bio. Like, surely she could find SOMEONE, but not with the job interview mentality

What makes YOU worth it? Why should a man WANT to be the step dad?

Instead it's just 'I have a kid, looking for a step dad.' That's just not a smart way to go about finding anything

Title	"Just a single momma out here trying to find the perfect step daddy/ future husband".
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	157
Comments	66
Date	January 13, 2021 5:15 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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