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[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin[M] [score hidden] 3 years ago stickied comment (5 children) | Copy Link
I seriously considered removing this post. It doesn't fit rule 5, and it isn't even really weekend content. However, I think it should be an exception for a couple of reasons.
1) the discussion so far is pretty good.
2) it demonstrates female entitlement, shit testing, and manipulation all in one short conversation.
However, I'm still going to give OP a hard time about his shitty title.
[–]begood123456200 points201 points202 points 3 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
Lmao i dont get why u would swipe right on someone if ur arent happy with who they are
[–]DazednConfused2308163 points164 points165 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Entitlement is why. Women feel obligated to change men to suit how they think they should look by any means necessary. It makes them feel powerful and it's a way of getting back at some "Chad" who may have wronged them in the past
[–]3HardWaySr. Hamster Analyst68 points69 points70 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It makes them feel powerful
Spot on, manipulation is pure hamster feed.
Women care about social power/status. One way they measure is on what they can get others to do.
[–]42252252Sluts' Futile Heartthrob10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that still confuses a reader, think in terms of evolutionary comfort. It'd be like beating someone at arm wrestling or boxing, you have a trophy to point to and think "Yeah, I'm gonna make it in this harsh world, look at what I can do."
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like trophy hunting for them.
[–]MieSelph27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
So much this. I have long (and extremely gorgeous) hair. Every girl I talk to claims they just LUV my hair, but talk to them long enough and inevitably they all, without exception, start suggesting I cut it short. “I’m just curious” “you do have good hair but this is classier” “I don’t like when my man looks more like a girl than I do” etc etc. Hey, it’s fine to feel that way, but it is never fine to lie about it and claim you like my hair long and waste both our time.
[–]DazednConfused230819 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They'll always lie about it to stoke your "ego" or whatever or to make you feel good about it and yourself but in reality they'll want it gone. Women say anything they can to bait you into a false sense of security about yourself. They want you to cut it short so you fit into their demented idea of what prince charming looks like. And it could also be an insecurity thing for them. Having a boyfriend with nicer hair than they do. Especially if it's well maintained. It brings attention to you and takes attention away from how THEY look. So without fail they will always suggest you start changing yourself for them. I had a girlfriend who borderline forcibly gave me a hair cut against my will. (She was trying to turn me into what a corrections officer looks like) Women are never going to be satisfied no matter how you try. And it's why do many of them grow old alone and unhappy. NEVER change who you are for a women. EVER. Nobody is worth doing that for.
[–]MieSelph2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s some real Delilahs out there.
[–]reignoferror006 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You could always reply to her "I guess you need to work a lot harder on looking more like a girl then, don't you"
[–]Sake9959 points60 points61 points 3 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Shit tests... that's why.
[–]begood12345612 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
So u think if he says no she'll still fuck him?
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin61 points62 points63 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
This is one of those situations where she most likely wasn't going to fuck him either way. Many women get their jollies from seeing if they can manipulate men into doing stupid shit.
Mr. Beardface's response was excellent. He retained his dignity, which is far more valuable than busting a nut in some random slut.
[–]supermario21836 points37 points38 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. It was a power trip. If he shaved she would have ghosted him and told that story to everyone
[–]Breaking_the_betaRobbed Typo to give to Ben Franklin22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
“Retain your dignity. It is far more valuable than busting a nut in some random slut” - Ben Franklin, probably
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hey! Franklin was a hell of a dude, but don't give him credit for my words! 😤
[–]thefilthyhermit11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Franklin was quite the Chad back in his day. It's possible he did actually say something similar.
[–]Breaking_the_betaRobbed Typo to give to Ben Franklin4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Huff away all you want. This is Reddit, plagiarism ranks almost as high as woke cancel culture and feminist indoctrination!
[–]ThaiEscapePlan3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Old Ben seemed to have a bit of trouble controlling Little Ben...
"...genteel, wise, and portly old Franklin had an incontrollable weakness for the opposite sex. As a teenager, he made advances towards his good friend's mistress (yes, that was the end of their friendship), and let's not forget in his early 20s, he fathered an illegitimate child whom his wife, Deborah, would eventually help raise.
But even with the passage of time, Franklin's passions were unrelenting; in fact they seemed to have only grown stronger. From age 50 and until his death at 84, he spent very little time in Philadelphia with Rebecca (she died 16 years before him). Instead, for most of those years, he was busy hobnobbing in London and Paris, accruing a reputation for his extracurricular activities. So affirmed a verse that was circulating around him:
Franklin, tho`plagued with fumbling age Needs nothing to excite him. But is too ready to engage When younger arms invite him.
Perhaps one of the more revealing documents on his views on women, which had been known in certain circles but kept under wraps for almost 200 years, was a letter he wrote in 1745, offering advice to a young man who was having trouble with his own insatiable libido.
In the letter, which was entitled "Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress," Franklin advised: "In all your Amours, you should prefer old Women to young ones." He goes on to explain that with older women they tend to have more discretion, will take care of you when you're sick, are cleaner than prostitutes, and that "there is no hazard of children." He also offered that you can't really tell who's old or young when you're in the dark.
[–]Futureman999Jr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ben Franklin red pill memes definitely needs to become a thing
[–]Breaking_the_betaRobbed Typo to give to Ben Franklin1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, my Mod plagiarized words have now become a meme. I do believe my work is done here.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO
[–]yellomachine19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because I don't like guys with beards, ok? Gah!
[–]Aronacus18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She would go out with him, make him shave his beard.
Then tell her girlfriends that she made him shave his beard and she won. It shows her petty nature and potential psychological issues.
[–]begood1234565 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thats so wack
[–]Aronacus2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the world we live in. Why else swipe on someone who has a beard if it's a deal breaker for you.
They want you to give up everything you value for them. It's the same reason why their kids are their world but you better not have kids.
[–]WhatMixedFeelings13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As the old saying goes, “Women marry men hoping they’ll change, men marry women hoping they won’t.” And ironically, neither is true.
[–]Dandeeasalion6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is such an obvious shit test, and she is getting huge tingles from him swatting it down.
[–]oldmanbringsthebassJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is just trying to do a change order from the kitchen.
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It could be a woman's desire to DIY a man or it could be a shit-test, frankly I suspect both.
[–]Pimp87Pumped up for the Pussy Carnival105 points106 points107 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Reverse the gender and this dude will be called a controller and probably an abuser. This is the problem I have with dumb feminists. That woman is narcissistic and tinder sadly is full of her type. Kudos to the guy for wasting his own time with a bottom of the barrel specie
[–]DazednConfused230843 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sadly this is pretty much ALL women anymore. They are never satisfied with you as you are. They will always seek to change you to fit how THEY think you should be. They use all sorts of tactics to do it. Usually passive aggressive methods but sometimes physical means as well
[–]Pimp87Pumped up for the Pussy Carnival29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
True. Nothing sexier than a strong masculine frame. I always look at them, smile, say NO and shake my head in a pity way as if I’m sympathising with someone mentally challenged. It pisses them off so much. And I don’t get flying fks
[–]DazednConfused230814 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's really the only viable defense to be honest. Women just don't see the world the way normal people do. They feel like nothing applies to them so it's difficult to make them feel bad for anything.
[–]DSP-Throwaway4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Myopia is one helluva drug.
[–]MelkorHimself8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Reverse the gender and this dude will be called a controller and probably an abuser.
I mean, if a guy asked a woman to shave her beard, I'd really wonder why he swiped right in the first place. XD
[–]ShortWarriorFaptos, god of whore2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not the beard, that's how she makes money in the freakshow.
[–]SeedsOfDoubt2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back in my 20s (20yrs ago) beards weren't popular like they are now. When a girl would tell me I needed to shave I'd tell her sure, if you shave your head. Or "I'll shave mine if you shave yours." But in that case I wasn't talking about beards.
[–]oldmanbringsthebassJr. Hamster Analyst9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right. Hey, so, I'd like to go out with you this weekend, but can you please: remove your ghastly septum and cheek piercings; die your hair back to normal; lose the problem glasses; and get those titty tats removed?
[–]Silver28935 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I don't really like hairy pussy."
Bigot, controller, sexist, shamer. That's what the guy would be called if the genders were reversed lmao. Plus, beards are fucking manly af. How can you not like them lol
[–]wispywisper0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree, in both of those situations it’s wrong and they should be held to the same standard. As far as not liking beards they r prickly when u kiss
[–]InevitableOwl1Sr. Hamster Analyst60 points61 points62 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How exactly would this have gone? Would she have demanded a selfie before turning up ?
We all know that if the guy had shaved she would have laughed and flaked
[–]Pimp87Pumped up for the Pussy Carnival49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Probably a game to her to see how many guys she will get to shave. There are low lives like that aka controllers.
“The only controller I want in my life is the PS5 controller” - Pumped up for the pussy carnival dude
[–]DazednConfused230822 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a way of feeling powerful and "dominating" over men. It's her asserting herself probably because she hates herself because some "Chad" took advantage of her
Or she has a shaving fetish.
[–]coldname694 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he wanted a shaved pussy, would she shave?
[–]DazednConfused230851 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Another classic example of basic chicks overvaluing themselves and assuming EVERYONE must change to suit them. She even attempted to guilt trip and psychologically manipulate by saying "well I guess you won't get the HONOR of MAYBE having something happen tomorrow night" When pressed and when they have nothing else left to say women will ALWAYS resort to using sex and their bodies as a means of manipulation to get what they want. They have no respect for themselves and neither should you respect them in return.
[–]NakedlyStripped11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The entitlement makes me gag. What exactly is she bringing to the table?
[–]DazednConfused23087 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Failure and the smell of rotting leftovers
[–]Uch00929 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I only like girls with shaved heads.. shave your head.
[–]yellomachine6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nothing compares to it.
[–]yellomachine0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WOW thanks for the gold!
[–]_Waifu-Laifu_26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Imagine the audacity to tell someone to shave months or even years of nurtured hair growth just so they can get sloppy hundredths on your destroyed axe wound.
[–]variedpageantsJr. Hamster Analyst26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
tell someone to shave months or even years of nurtured hair growth just so they can get sloppy hundredths you can laugh at them for being a simp and never meet up with them in person
Fixed that for you. The whole thing was a scam. She never had any intention of meeting him. I bet if you look hard enough, you'll find a subreddit or a hashtag or something where this is a common game: "get a random tinder guy to shave his beard"
[–]scholarofpain20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always stand your ground, lads.
Never change yourself to meet somebody else's standards.
Sex isn't worth it.
[–]myeviltwin7413 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a classic Shit test and a bad one at that. Only a desperate fool would think demeaning themselves before a first date would be a good idea. From her perspective she knows that he's an absolute simp and even if she showed up the next night he wasn't getting any. He would just be escorting her around paying for everything ( more shit tests ) until she got tired of him and went to go fuck Chad.
[–]Charmingaxelotl10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Who doesn’t like beards?
[–]IoSonCalaf5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
In my experience, most women don’t like facial hair. Years ago, I had a career counselor tell me to shave if a woman was interviewing me for a job.
[–]morootsSr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I completely disagree. all of my best recd pics on OLD are me with a beard. my clean shaven pics never are recd that well. also substantiated by many photo feeler reviews
I had a much easier time w women when I had a beard
if you've got a chiseled jawline its not as big a deal but a beard for us normal faced dudes can hide those flaws and give a more masculine shape to your face
[–]IoSonCalaf2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Interesting counterpoint. Personally, I think men always look better with facial hair. But I have found, in my experience, women often don’t like it—one even referred to it as “all that muck on a guy’s face”.
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd put their complaints about beards in the same category as their complaints about assholes (that they fuck).
They noticed them and it prompted an emotional response.
[–]3HardWaySr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plenty of people. Just because they are popular now doesn't make it universal.
[–]Thinkingard3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A lot of women say the only kind of beard they like is a well groomed one.
[–]TheAndredal[S] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Heretics
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a proud heretic, then. I've tried growing a beard a few times, and I did not like it.
1) it itches
2) I don't feel as clean
3) I have too great of a jawline to go hiding it behind some face pubes.
[–]oldmanbringsthebassJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
You mean hair-a-tics, amirite?
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I'm actually really mad at myself for not thinking of that first.
[–]oldmanbringsthebassJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I mean...it was right there dude. Sad times.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I must be slipping.
I guess I mustache myself what the hell happened.
[–]Breaking_the_betaRobbed Typo to give to Ben Franklin3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You mutton chop yourself down like that.
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He is right now feeling the sideburn.
[–]Breaking_the_betaRobbed Typo to give to Ben Franklin4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You’re probably right goodmansaysfumanchu
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your kind words warms my soul patch.
[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't. They're annoying as fuck and think they're so cool and progressive because they have some gay friends. Then they get drunk and start getting whiney that none of their gay friends will fuck them
Wait, are we talking about facial hair or faghags?
[–]AutisticusFell off the slut wagon11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wasn't gonna show up either way. What, does she think I'm stupid?
[–]GR122LYB3AR7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I will change him!” -every woman ever
[–]Viking18865 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"lmao"
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think that I could have conjured up a more appropriate response. Excellent example of holding frame.
[–]Mundane_Worldliness7Sr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a remarkable request, especially if (like a lot of guys) it takes a long time for you to grow out your beard. To request that of somebody you don’t know is just wild. She’s likely the chick who turns her boyfriend/ husband into a male version of herself complete with matching outfits.
[–]NakedlyStripped5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is that "I am the prize" mentality again from these online girls. Goddamn...
[–]BruceForsyth14 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wise words. Thank you kind sir.
[–]ifrankenstein4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've had a beard for almost 25 years. I wouldn't shave it off for work, what makes you think I'd do it for you?
[–]thebeetlebug2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guys gets the girl because he didn't bend down on his knee at her command. That's how it works beta bux :)
[–]AstroPixelCollector2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know why, but I heard inside my head the quote with the voice of Sean Connery.
[–]yomo862 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is catching the eye of man here is not her being inpolite. No she is quite frankly very much light-hearted. It is her having the founded expection. So there are morons out there submitting to her demands
[–]NotoriousZMT2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
With Canada already so heavy into debt and borrowed money I would be interested in seeing where the Green Party recommends the capital come from. Taxes already barely cover entitlements and infrastructure.
[–]Ivan_The_Reddish4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I assume they can raise the money by selling fake beards to simps who shaved theirs for a thot.
[–]NotoriousZMT2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best solution I've seen on this website in a long time.
[–]ThaiEscapePlan2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
our lisping PM grew a beard during the pandemic. I'm sure the focus groups found it made him a teeny bit more statesmanlike and not the substitute drama teacher that he was in real life.
[–]plz_say_sike0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
More bachelor taxes
[–]NotoriousZMT2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How would taxing single men resolve anything. That's noticeably and objectively sexist, and still it wpuldn not even come close to meeting our annual budget differential. Reducing foreign aid to places like China on the other hand would start carving dents.
[–]42252252Sluts' Futile Heartthrob0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You're thinking in old-school, logical and rational, outdated terms. Politics is about appearances, playing to fringe voices in charge of media and pop culture trends, and the whims of interlinked, unaccountable NGO's seeking to alter society to their vision.
Bachelor taxes will theoretically raise money for entitlements off the only group of taxpayers that really provide worth a damn, while dissuading them from the single life so they pick up a mommy to force their lifestyle towards the conformist, consumerist, liberalistic lifestyle.
Even better, she'll end up spitting out more tax-cattle for the system, since he'll now have to keep up with everyone else in her social system. It's a win for everyone! (Except the guy, but who cares, he's evil for what those nasty men did for centuries, we'll cure his toxic masculinity through unrelenting labor)
[–]NotoriousZMT1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Two people working the same labour should be paid the same wage and taxed the same for said labour. In fact that is exactly the case already. Taxing someone additionally because of a biological difference is totally ridiculous. This is one situation that would aid in producing a permanent underclass within society, which would pack more people (men) into social services aka tax dollars being spent, defeating the purpose. Not to mention also the cultural and social variables at play being ignored by your suggestion.
I admire you for having an idea and also feeling passionate about it, but I'm sorry that specific idea is just plain problematic at the core, and a little a stupid to boot. Keep trying though the world needs fresh ideas, maybe you'll hit one on the mark.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivmarried asshole ripped off by Ben Franklin1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You do realize that he isn't advocating for it, but rather saying that it's likely our country will do something just that absurd, right?
[–]NotoriousZMT0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do, I'm just making it known it's a bad idea for those of us that aren't as tuned into the conversation. Seeing how Canada is changing and the course we seem to be on, I think he may be right and nor would I be surprised.
[–]HowTingz2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ben said it for sure, I remember when he said it too. It was me, Ben, Prince and damn Steve Williams, kickin it on the court, drinking Gatorades when Benny (I always called him Benny) said it to Prince cause Prince said he doesn't wear the beard out cause the ladies hate it. I was like "Gotdamn Benny. You just coined a phrase." He just shrugged his shoulders and said "I'm Ben Franklin, bro" He was a cool dude. I really miss him sometimes.
[–]SligoistheSauce1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol platinum
[–]lorum_ipsum_dolorJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I don't like you without your beard"
-- Some poor schmuck
[–]happychickenpalaceJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine a whole lotta other ultimatums she gotta throw at ya if you agree with her demands....
[–]xeno1012021 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to live like this guy, what a fucking legend
[–]HowTingz1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She really thought she could be a big enough asshole and you'd shave your face for her, but I bet she's the type to make a big stink about men expecting women to shave their armpit hair and coochie. If you're to be accepted for your body choices, then so is everyone else, princess. At first I thought the emojis were to show she was just playing, but that's really become a part of vapid woman language
[–]Scambucha1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Do this for me even though we are strangers and you have no reason to want to do anything for me.”
[–]Sake990 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey OP!.. tell us what happened?
[–]Roman_690 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Banger
[–]Grocery-Complete0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Talm bout shame and ain’t give up the walls yet tf was she smoking! Not gonna lie I would have said I’ll shave it if we fuck and ghost her shit crazy 💪🏿
[–]Repulsive-Wishbone56-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wont change anything for anyone at any time.
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