So. You are a 22 year old bisexual cashier and a Mommy of two.

So let's do some quick math. Let x = your goal/man. Let's say that this goal can be represented in a Cartesian dual mating strategy plane - with a man's looks on the x axis, and income on the y axis. Since you are only 22, then we can assume a non-linear function as well. In other words, your goals will increase exponentially as looks and income increase for any given man.

So. With that in mind, you are either:

A. Looking for a bailout, or

B. Looking for Sex

So which is it?

NOT LOOKING FOR SEX

Yeah. I went to wolfram alpha and it predicted this answer with 95% confidence (2 standard deviations in case you didn't know).

So no sex at all?

If I wanted just that I can get it anywhere

Then what the fuck are you even offering?

lol

Yeah. I should have seen that coming.

How do you expect to find a sugar daddy then?

Not from some app

Yet here we are.

Then what are you looking for?

im actually looking for friends

Really bitch?!

Come on. That is fucking ludicrous. Even a 12 year old would see right through that shit. Get real FFS.

or something more serious tbh

Okay. That's better.

Why are you even here right now? You are a 22 year old female with huge lips that scream "FUCK MY FACE!" You can literally pluck men off the street with that much power! Apps are for desperate women. So what gives?

tired of playing games

Yeah. Aren't we all Lips McGee. Aren't we all.

I won't lie. Your lips are making me have bad thoughts...

don't waste my timee

You did say no sex. I should have seen this coming too.

I cannot let this go. Be honest. Whats the biggest cock you have ever sucked?

5'3" if that matters

HOLY SHIT!

Give me your number RIGHT NOW! I will make it worth your while. Since you are here for cash and all...


Thanks to /u/baiboosar for the original