"My presence is not gift, it is loan. And I expect my investment back plus interest. If not I will cease your assets." She's not yours, it's just your turn.

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isactuallyspiderman · 2021-01-08T15:35:07+00:00

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Ironfront1812 · 2021-01-08T15:32:29+00:00

I foresee a 36 year old single mom.

iambrucetheshark · 2021-01-08T15:36:53+00:00

I feel like she’s joking, and I hope she is because I was laughing the whole time. There’s no way this is real. I do know that there are a lot of women like that though

FBIThot · 2021-01-08T16:56:54+00:00

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kiaeej · 2021-01-08T15:40:14+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is satire, right? Cmon, no ones THAT delusional. What do you have to offer? Pussy with 10,000miles on it?

anon_likes_tendies · 2021-01-08T15:45:48+00:00

I enjoy hearing these depreciating liabilities try to sell themselves as an asset

mr_kuk · 2021-01-08T15:34:44+00:00

The line between real and sarcastic i virgin pussy thin.

Frylock904 · 2021-01-08T16:33:11+00:00

Are people taking this seriously? That's the fakest fucking russian accent. Lemme guess you guys think she's really a life coach, guru, instagram model, food conessieur etc. Etc.?

This shit was basic white girl funny, and a satire of some real gold diggers out there

silly_birb · 2021-01-08T15:46:33+00:00

If she was so worthy why she's not recording this video from a private jet?

cjohn3b · 2021-01-08T15:51:43+00:00

Not hot enough to be saying those things

thefilthyhermit · 2021-01-08T16:47:46+00:00

She's going end up in Dubai, getting pissed on and jerking off camels for some rich Saudi degenerate.

2021-01-08T15:51:48+00:00

She's got to be a troll. If this is real then I fail to see a) on what grounds she spews this drivel, the personality alone is a turnoff... even if she was hot, and b) I wonder who would want to tolerate that every day?

Jake-Orion · 2021-01-08T15:44:17+00:00

I would find it difficult to breathe in the same room as her, as she would be sucking up all the oxygen with her non-stop blabbering.

panzer22222 · 2021-01-08T15:54:31+00:00

Well this is ok with me, if we are talking 'investment' I expect full disclosure statement, sexual history, STDs, number of abortions.

On a serious note, she is a short term '7' or '8', by her 30s she is going to drop quickly. Any HVM would be embarssed to be seen in public with her after this social media turd.

thefudmaster · 2021-01-08T16:13:03+00:00

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Aldabruzzo · 2021-01-08T15:58:48+00:00

GTFOH.

2021-01-08T16:07:50+00:00

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nobody2765 · 2021-01-08T16:12:05+00:00

problem is she will be all used up by the men she is after. by the time she is in her 30's or 40's she will be replaced with a younger model and either all alone or raising a child. the way she is acting nobody would want her except as a cum and dump woman. she has a rough future in store for her.

abacabbmk · 2021-01-08T16:16:16+00:00

Is this a dude?

Super_Badd · 2021-01-08T16:22:44+00:00

Does she mean 'sieze' assets? Clearly knows nothing about business..

FUCK-YOU-KEVIN · 2021-01-09T04:33:42+00:00

Accent is faker than her lips

fuzzy_brb · 2021-01-08T15:55:05+00:00

And you get nagging, insufferable, annoying,bipolar, mediocre pus*y,star fish sex if any at all,deadbedroom the day after you get married in return.

What an amazing return on investment!

throw-away-140214 · 2021-01-08T15:56:34+00:00

If not I will cease your assets

I think you meant seize, but w/e.

I'm honestly surprised there isn't more deadly domestic violence in these types of situations.

DeepDaddyDeep · 2021-01-08T16:12:39+00:00

Would a man with a private jet fly to Peoria?

Lameador · 2021-01-08T16:19:32+00:00

What ´s her hourly rate. What services are included ?

Chiliresident · 2021-01-08T16:26:19+00:00

Hookers don’t get investments only deposits

tricerotops69 · 2021-01-08T16:28:27+00:00

Barf

I_CAPE_RUNTS · 2021-01-08T16:55:45+00:00

"My presence is not gift, is loan"

AKA she's never yours, it's just your turn

therealcoolpup · 2021-01-08T17:56:07+00:00

Waiting for her to make a post whining that no man wants her 😁 Women like her are the reason more and more man, including myself are deciding to remain single permanently.

Edit:

Ik its probs a joke but there are many women like this.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-01-08T18:19:04+00:00

Most instagram "models" are prostitutes if they are making money. They will get flown to a location to perform a "service".

Dead_Art · 2021-01-08T19:04:12+00:00

Her presence is a burden, as Patrice O'neal once said, "Pussy is pussy, Halle Berry got the same pussy as the bitch who works at McDonalds."

Plus she's not nearly hot enough to have attitude even with an expensive haircut, make up and filters

Jayharris52 · 2021-01-08T20:45:43+00:00

Looked up her tik tok unfortunately but she says it’s her supposed “alter ego.” Let’s say it’s true. Let’s say all of us have the supposed money/fortune and then some to get a woman like this. Me personally I’d fucking demoralize a woman like this just to show her I could and laugh while doing it and then have her post a video after it saying how I did it and me laughing my ass off in the background not seen. Is that too over the top? fuck it don’t care. Bitches need to learn that this shit won’t fly.

kyledontcare · 2021-01-08T21:30:09+00:00

Talk about high maintenance. . .sheesh. . .does she seem fat to you? If Porky the pig had a sister.

gastrocks · 2021-01-08T21:33:07+00:00

"seize your assets"

Cease your relationship with her.

MysteriousDingle · 2021-01-08T16:26:04+00:00

I think she means seize. Nutty wench.

RampantRyanLion · 2021-01-08T17:37:54+00:00

I dont know, she is "Professional Sugarbaby" maybe she this is the most she has been allowed to talk during the year.?

According-Werewolf-2 · 2021-01-08T17:47:01+00:00

I just ate and after watching this video I feel sick to my stomach...

nitro-666 · 2021-01-08T17:56:57+00:00

Ever notice when a woman pretends a funny role, it's always similar to her real self (just a bit overdone), but when a man pretends it's always very different from his true nature?

jws755 · 2021-01-08T18:15:48+00:00

Gag or not, she’s not even close to being attractive.

Active-Passion-3322 · 2021-01-08T18:25:58+00:00

Suck it, slut

Sumfuc · 2021-01-08T19:00:52+00:00

She is as ruthless as Thanos in her quest of her “stones”.

Midnight1938 · 2021-01-08T19:12:33+00:00

Wow... Just.... Wow

KaiserEspinoza · 2021-01-08T19:29:44+00:00

Lol at her tounge sticking out too far when she's trying to talk.

Imagine having such a genetic flaw yet thinking you're top dog

SmiralePas1907 · 2021-01-08T19:41:31+00:00

Honestly she ain't THAT pretty

aad7990 · 2021-01-08T20:21:51+00:00

Say it without the filter

Repulsive_Dog_ · 2021-01-08T20:41:49+00:00

its so high, its in my ass

yousmallfish · 2021-01-08T20:49:23+00:00

I have a similar attitude towards girls..call me evil, dark or a bastard, but I often demand (by insinuations) my (FWB) girls to pay me back in gifts; once I'm bored f*cking their brains out a couple of times and they're not interesting anymore to hangout and have casual sex with.

If you ever had a rotation of girls, you'll know what I'm on about.

sumpwa · 2021-01-08T21:47:58+00:00

All in on Puts! This stock is going to keep going down after every quarterly earnings call.

Alturius · 2021-01-08T21:53:38+00:00

I'm not laughing at this one at all. She may be fake but her message is sinister. Men, good, decent men, have been played and destroyed by women with an attitude like this woman has.

She may appear humorous but there are organisations in Russia who try to teach young women with nothing to offer how to trap an unwitting but wealthy man. How to extract his resources without having to even give him sex. How to use psychology on him to play to his protective provider nature. How to use emotions to manipulate him and get what she wants. How to try to use his own decent nature against himself and his own self interests.

aosten67 · 2021-01-08T22:19:41+00:00

seize And she’s not good enough looking for all that lol.

happyhaven1984 · 2021-01-08T22:28:08+00:00

The ad just below her said trade for just 6.95 lol

darkvampiresorcerer · 2021-01-08T22:32:12+00:00

Meanwhile she blows the Russian gangster for nothing

Fingerblaster007 · 2021-01-08T22:52:41+00:00

What a complete piece of shit

Professional_Gold_25 · 2021-01-08T23:36:08+00:00

Funny, I find her ugly AF and would be happy to roll that loan over.....

ip4realfreely · 2021-01-09T01:04:47+00:00

Why is she still advertising herself if she's so valuable?

Cissnowflake · 2021-01-09T01:32:51+00:00

Over at /r/femaledatingstrategy they are praising this to high Heaven as the one and only way for them to be.

And that’s why even if this is satire it’s not a joke

redFenning22 · 2021-01-09T02:06:35+00:00

If any sensible man saw this, he would run, very far

Devilsgun · 2021-01-09T02:30:07+00:00

This chick is the investment, and she's a lousy one.

Ugh.

DrDog09 · 2021-01-09T02:34:07+00:00

Sweetie in order to EARN my interest, you need to make a deposit. Your beauty is a depreciating asset so that is not a deposit. So far as the sex goes, ya know the older one gets the less interest there is in it. So what other skills have ya got for that deposit, hmmmmm?

SolitaireOG · 2021-01-09T05:07:15+00:00

That's a silly put-on Russian accent. It's actually kinda funny

GreyandDribbly · 2021-01-09T08:49:28+00:00

Lol I’m well out her league.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-01-09T20:27:40+00:00

Lessons I was reminded of:

Be wary of femininity as a tool, people who don't show a sense of agency in helping and improving themselves and their community (aka lazy victims), the ways you allow yourself to be controlled by others, and ignoring signs of character.

IncorrigibleLee86 · 2021-01-11T08:43:28+00:00

I think she is trolling.

I'd marry her regardless. If she is honest about the game; that's something I could work with. You bro's need to stop watching disney movies.

Title	"My presence is not gift, it is loan. And I expect my investment back plus interest. If not I will cease your assets." She's not yours, it's just your turn.
Author	where_muh_good_mens
Upvotes	492
Comments	122
Date	January 8, 2021 3:27 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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