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[β]chadsthewayJr. Hamster Analyst 57 points58 points59 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not here to offer a man a kind word after working hard to finance my dreams.
Not here to offer my sexual best.
Not here to offer my youth and peak beauty.
Not here with anything about me that's remotely interesting or serves a useful purpose.
Not here to be an iota of benefit to a man's life.
Am here to find a wealthy, hot, 10 guy who has a fetish for 3s.
[β][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]GooeyGlobs4U 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]DangZagnutMGTOW Man of Mystery 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sheβs fat, lazy, and poor?
So like every waitress at the pub?
[β]RegRobillard"Ask Reggie" Fugazi Pink Pills for Females 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A friend of mine bought a bar and only hires attractive slim waitresses. He's also very successful
[β]darkestb4thedonald 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She forgot not fuckable.
[β]Old_snowboarderJr. Hamster Analyst 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
'I'm big and I'm still beautiful' - believe that all you want porky but we're not convinced.
[β]DeeplyDisturbed1FDS Dinner Donor[M] [score hidden] 4 years ago stickied comment (3 children) | Copy Link
Well well, if it isn't our favorite little Smoked Ham hock aged to plump perfection for 31 years from lands unknown.
Not here for body shaming
Yeah, That was a low blow. Sorry about that.
I'm big and I'm still beautiful.
Yeah, WE will be the one's making that call.
Besides, YOU put yourself out there, so it's all fair game - like shaming men for being under 6' tall. Right?
So back to our little chat: If you're trying to meet someone, just go to a local barbecue joint! They can hook you right up! (Ha! I am funny)
Not here for hook ups
Then go try a Hawaiian Luau!
Not here for poly
Ha! I see what you did there....
Your profile sounds so uptight and negative. You should chill and open up a bit.
No open relationships
Damn. You really ARE angry. This is getting boring. I was going to say....
Not boring
Dude. Calm your tits. I was going to say...
Not quiet
Ok. You are angry. We get it. I was just going to say that if you get more assertive in meeting someone...
Not dominant in bed
FFS Ham Hocks. Slow down. We didn't get to that yet. You are a fucking mess! You need one of those therapy pets. Like a little puppy or something to calm your ass down when typing a string of negatives on the internet.
Not a dog person
You are irritating as hell! Fuck the pets then. Maybe having a family will do it for you. I am grasping at straws here woman!
Not here for kids
Right. Something tells me that is not in the cards for you.
Back to your weight. You really need to start running or something. This might help with your stress too.
Not here for long distance
Dude. WTF. You shit on every idea I give you. Then start with walking around the FREAKING DOGGONE neighborhood.
Not fluent in french
I didn't curse.
If you don't like getting outdoors, then buy a treadmill!
Not rich
Get a used one.
Not disabled
Then stop using the fucking scooters at Walmart.
Chronically I'll...
You'll what. Are you about to threaten me!
Look this conversation is over. Have good day!
Thank the Gods
[β]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those scooters should be banned.
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[β]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hippo! Hippo? It's hippo, isn't it?
[β]Cream1984 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
not chronically ill, but mentally ill
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Of course. It goes without saying. Nobody's here for such filth...
Not here for poly or open relationships.
At least until you decide you want it in order to "find yourself".
Not here for body shaming - I'm big and I'm still beautiful.
But you won't ignore a "big" man, right? What do you mean you like six-packs?
If the point of reference is this bio, got a bad new for ya.
Not quiet.
So you're loud...great.
Not dominant in bed.
Starfish sex with a loud, obese woman. Every man's dream.
I suppose it means the lucky guy HAS TO be the same way.
Not here for kids.
You don't want to have kids and you do have ENOUGH kids already?
Not here for long distance.
You bet. Some bills are waiting to be paid like asap.
Me not so good in english either.
Really!? I'm shocked.
Not disabled or chronically I'll...
Type II diabete doesn't count?
Thanks the gods.
I'm an hardcore atheist ( all of a sudden).
[β]Good_Old_FriendSr. Neckbeardo Nellyphile 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wheeeeee, this is the guess what I am thinking game, where all men are losers.
Why does she say no hookups and mention not dominant in bed?
Sorry, who cares?
[β]Alinitysdog 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You lost me at 30.
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat girl face
Fat girl photo angle
[β]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Was she posting this ad in the Quebec area or something? What's the "not fluent in French" for?
[β]lorem6300118Possey on lock anti-m'lady 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just woke up from a coma from December 30, 1775. I am a loyal American militia man who is sure we totally won the big battle tomorrow, ushering in centuries of Anglo-only culture in Quebec.
Unless something went wrong during the battle, Iβm sure there isnβt centuries of Francophone culture there. If there was, lol considering we were about win that battle with our main man Benedict Arnold, Iβm sure tasteful maidens in the far future would respect the language and citizens there.
Women are the civilizing forces in any culture, Anglo or Francophone!
[β]mimiczxHamster Soul Crusher[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup.
[β]Uhtred_McUhtredsonSmells like Harvey Weinsteins Fingers 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
βNot disabled or chronically Iβll (sic)β
Can she climb a flight of stairs without wheezing like Darth Vader after he flung the Emperor down the Death Star shaft?
[β]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Things I am not: young, thin, hot.
But I make up for it by being pleasant, intelligent, rich, and willing to have your babies!
Oh wait, Iβm not those things either.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not here ro be your gym partner.
Not here to make you look slimmer, but I will anyways.
[β]THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey for guys in here who have slept around a lot, if she says a line like "not dominant in bed" she doesn't mean she is submissive right? She means she's just gonna fucking lay there. Or am I reading that wrong
Some women who claim to be great just lay there. Most who claim "I've never done this before!" have done it dozens of times with dozens of men. Some who claim they've been told they should give lessons on BJs give lousy head.
Just about anything they say is just meaningless noise that made them feel good to utter at the time.
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always avoid people who define themselves by what they are not.
[β]egieasemota 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ILL NOT I'LL!!! Yes, this is the main thing that chides me senseless about her profile because everything else is par for the course at this point. They can at least try to be literate!
[β]Jaeger__85 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not yet @ the disabled or chronically ill part. Only a matter of time if she doesn't lose weight.
[β]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat
Not economically or sexually viable.
PASS.
[β]thenotoriousdougie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translate.... βBroke, fat loudmouthβ
[β]1st10Amendments 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not good at proofreading.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
It (she) could have tightened that up by just saying, βIβm a toxic cunt, fuck dogs.β
They come out if the gate butter (edit: bitter) and negative AF.
[β]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"They come out if the gate butter..."
I know you meant "bitter", but "butter" fits her better, as that's what flows oozes through her veins.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice catch! Hahaha
[β]energyconsultant 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not here to be reminded of your existance
[β]rvail136 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Other than a fuck hole, what are you here for?
[β]sketchpad4u 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
English 101 question, wouldn't this entire thing be a double negative?
I am not, not here for sex. = I am here for sex.
[β]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's also not not her for body shaming.
Fatty came to the right place!
Or maybe she just made a mistake, and couldn't see the words correctly because of the fat rolls blocking her eyes.
[β]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not for me. She's all yours.
[β]H1v3-m1nd 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gods
So sheβs an apostate, epic
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[β]Good_Old_FriendSr. Neckbeardo Nellyphile 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos 6 points7 points8 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]lorem6300118Possey on lock anti-m'lady 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]mimiczxHamster Soul Crusher[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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