Hello Titty Tats. What's going on?

I live

Well. That's good - I guess. But, don't we all?

Why would you post your nasty saggy tits online like this?

for fun

Really? What sort of reaction do you expect from doing this?

laughter

Well, you got that part right!

Aside from English, what other languages are you most fluent?

sarcasm

Oh FFS.** You did NOT just say that!**

gutter mind

Oh, You ain't seen nothing yet lady!

How do you even get men to look at you, let alone date you?

I work hard

Yeah. I bet you do! But does laying down count as "hard work"?

Seriously, why would a man even approach you?

Because I take care of myself

Yeah right. That piss poor attitude, saggy skin, and grandma sweater seem to indicate otherwise.

What do you have to offer a man?

My four boys

DUDE!! WTF!?

What are you saying rn?

Are my life

Woah. Okay. I got freaked out for a second. So, you have four boys and no baby daddy in the picture?

Only have two at home

Two kids or two baby daddies?

but they always come first

The baby daddies? Or... I am confused right now.

Let's switch gears. Ask me a question. GO!

Why is dating now a days so hard

You are NOT fucking serious right now! You are among the least attractive possible female groups on the planet these days. You are literally, I mean LITERALLY a Karen!

Sure, 20 years ago the world was at your feet. But good lord woman, LOOK at you!

gag

I mean. Come on. You can't be serious with that question.

If you can answer this please inform me

Oh, I can answer this. Dating is hard because you are un-dateable. You are a woman who likely left the father of your children for some other man. That other man cast you off and now you are looking for a parachute. Except each man that comes along now is just looking for "hook ups" Am I right?

Nowadays, Men can see through this crap. You cannot hide it. Only your female friends will believe your sob stories.

Any man worth his salt at your age can pull WAY younger, more beautiful women. Just like when YOU had the power you could pull all sorts of men. Those days are over. Now come the days of regret and denial.

Good luck with that.

Oh, BTW, go see a laser tattoo removal specialist. That bible verse does not suit you.

Cheers!


Thanks to /u/jasonmiles2014 for the original.