Swiped through so many men she has no matches left. The problem could not possibly be her, could it?

DangZagnut · 2019-08-06T23:05:59+00:00

You're 46 lady. There aren't a ton of 50 year old millionaires on Tinder. They are tired and have shit to do.

I've been mad swiping on Tinder and Bumble trying to get rid of matches. I managed to clear them off of Bumble, but Tinder still won't go down, and its increasing, so I guess there's a lot of premium snapchat I'm supposed to buy off that scam app.

If you've ever been a cheap bastard and not paid for Tinder, like me, they show you that blurry picture, but mine always have a giant blurry picture, if you know what I mean.

Then there's the "hot matches" where somehow my hot matches are 18 year old strippers with instagram channels. Shockingly I'm thinking these are fake for money.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-08-06T23:12:23+00:00

She's 46. You don't have to read any further.

moorekom · 2019-08-06T23:20:50+00:00

Wellness coach

An insufferable cunt who always has to have a positive outlook on life in every single event or scenario. You can tell just by the fucking pictures. Anyone who smiles all the time at everything is mentally unstable.

Ranidaphobia · 2019-08-07T00:16:06+00:00

Pros

looks hot for her age, would smash

Cons

46yo
Single Mother
High maintenance nightmare
Thinks she's a celebrity (lol)
Only wants the top 1%
Lives in a city of 4.5 million people, still can't find someone

Borsao66 · 2019-08-06T23:55:53+00:00

https://imgur.com/xiEliVN.jpg

LOL this was her "true love".

Sven Thundercocken from Sweden.

moorekom · 2019-08-06T23:30:37+00:00

Guys, use the imgur link below to see the images, if you can't see them in the archive.

Imgur link: https://imgur.com/a/3Daz825

Damn it. OP, I see you beat me by submitting this a couple of minutes earlier. I'll just copy paste the links and the comments here.

Andi eew, 46, has swiped through so many men on Tinder she was told there were NO matches left – and, gasp, she's still single.

Notice:

Andi has been searching for "The One" both offline and on dating apps for the past six years, and signed up to Tinder when it first launched.

Andi says she's focusing on apps that are "geared toward showcasing yourself to attract more meaningful connections". And while she's not actively pursuing a relationship, she likes knowing that someone might be looking for "something real and kind", and that things may develop naturally "without expectation".

Also notice how she has graduated the tinder academy and has now moved on to greener pastures because she wants "more meaningful connections". She is all about the personality now.

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-08-06T23:57:15+00:00

“Wellness coach”

😂

Bullshit job

houseoftolstoy · 2019-08-06T23:11:34+00:00

In a city as large as Melbourne, you would think that there would be a decent size pool to select from. I recall stories about "man droughts" in Australia, but based on sections of the story such as:

The other [matches] I just met and we became amazing friends.

because there was nobody left in Melbourne that she felt like she wanted to meet or date

It was not as if she could not find any matches. She simply could not be satisfied even when she had many options. Hypergamy was her own downfall.

Tinder is a poor place to find long term partners, even if there are examples where someone did manage to do that. Tinder being a hookup app that places a priority on looks means that using Tinder means that you are showing a lack of seriousness in finding someone long term. We can see that with this woman here was certainly skewing her priorities wrong. Having been through that many men and not finding one that would be able to stick is exactly why she is single at 46.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-08-06T23:35:22+00:00

On the next installment of Real Carousel Whores of Vapid and THOTy...we find a stuck up bitch with a princess mentality that has dated through the entire male population of Melbourne and is still holding out for her "Prince Charming." He has to be a 7'9" tall billionaire with a 36" cock (diameter not length) and has to have run a marathon on both the moon and Mars.

I'm sure that he will be along any minute now princess.

jasongraham503 · 2019-08-07T03:25:43+00:00

Imagine being her kid. Imagine being old enough to understand the birds and the bees. Imagine finding this article and remembering all the nights mom had a “client” or a “meeting”. Imagine learning about all the men who paraded through your mom.

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-07T03:20:06+00:00

Ejaculate and evacuate.

CSM_Pepper · 2019-08-07T01:10:54+00:00

Dalrock is on the case too: https://dalrock.wordpress.com/2019/08/06/andi-does-melbourne/

Emervila · 2019-08-07T02:57:38+00:00

Andi even ended up dating men in their 20s and 30s while in her early 40s, because she found men of a similar age to her in Melbourne were already married.

When looking for real love why don't ride back the CC for a while right? That's how you find love.

Wellness coach... Is this some sort new low below self development coach? Like if you can't do shit and you are garbage she makes you feel good about it?

She still has very decent good looks that's why more than a cougar she is a cock Hunter... When she finished Tinder she got "Achievement unlocked: cocks depleted"

2019-08-07T08:26:28+00:00

Staying fit into their old age is a trap for women. They will keep getting cock, but no commitment. This specimen is probably mentally ill.

devok1 · 2019-08-07T11:27:17+00:00

I love the replys on that article:

Women crying:

"Nothing wrong with over 40 we all get there."

"Most guys on tinder are married, or only want hookups, nothing new"

What is mostly telling this article is the hypergamy leftover.

She thinks she's a 10 even on 46.
She had to lower the age in order to be found for the chads. She wants the chads, and not the good guys.
She thinks chads will be interested in her, but she has found is not. Chads want freshmeat.
She's a demanding thot. Probably matched with some decent males, but was so entitled and full of reqs than men avoided her.
Now she looks "ok"; but without make up and a couple of years she will be 50 and it will age even more. Not worth spending your time.

Profitglutton · 2019-08-07T06:20:17+00:00

46

That’s her problem

beesnoopy2231 · 2019-08-07T07:31:11+00:00

As soon as I saw that she was a wellness coach/presenter I stopped reading

houseoftolstoy · 2019-08-07T07:34:34+00:00

The Sun has two options here. Call it like it is: this lady is obviously mentally broken if not restarted, I'll tell you what's not retarded, them tiddies. Or maintain the charade so they can get paid: it's men's fault.

She rode the peasant CC and has now signed up for the celebrity CC. Yes, if Chad can get higher level Carols by fucking lots of lower level Carols, then Andi must be able to do the same thing, because equality.

She wrote a book on writing dating and DMs as a woman: create profile, get bombarded with DMs, receive free food. My book will be on how to discover and then quickly master masturbation as a teenage boy.

What bothers me the most is that she is just whoring out some new app your elite wants your peasant children to get on. You don't think a barely legal thirsty for attention girl with no daddy and dreams of stardom will resist the celebrity hook up app? Then, she dresses up for professional photo shoots in exotic locations, every girl's dream, she only had to sell her soul and die alone.

Her advice on dating? "Go on apps and read profiles."

What? wait... um... I have several questions. So, you go on the app, like walk on it? You step on your phone and walk on it? No, that can't be it. No, I'm too fucking dumb to figure it out. Guess I'll have to buy her fucking book!

OldFashionMarine · 2019-08-07T11:14:07+00:00

"She goes on to give advice for OLD".....? What? The article is about HER total failure and the bitch still gives advice...! How fucking stupid are these thots today?

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2019-08-07T10:08:26+00:00

The only hope this woman has left is to get an all access pass to the Australian Grand Prix and proceed to prowl the paddock. She's bound to meet her Prince Charming amongst the hospitality suites and exclusive parties.

Heck, why stop there? She can even try to catch they eye of one those strapping young drivers. Many of them live in Monaco. They could whisk her and her kid off to the glitz and glamour of the French Riviera.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-08-06T23:19:38+00:00

Maybe she should give dating advice after finding a partner. And these photos just display her tits in this article smh. reminds me of this chick from earlier ago

motorbiker1985 · 2019-08-07T00:58:22+00:00

Honestly, I looked at her photo and my feet turned into fists. That happens only when drinking experimental moonshine or in dentist's chair. She has that crazy face, the face shouting "Run or I cut ya dick off!".

LongjumpingChance · 2019-08-07T05:38:07+00:00

so whats her criteria in the first place....?

Ipride362 · 2019-08-07T11:33:00+00:00

There is no such thing as "The One". Disney and Hallmark nonsense to sell cards and merchandise.

2019-08-07T10:09:59+00:00

Imagine being the guy who gets a go on her last lol

ransay3277 · 2019-08-07T12:58:49+00:00

She reminds me of the cougars I was hitting on in college.

2019-08-07T08:15:03+00:00

"You're next" -The Wall

devok1 · 2019-08-07T13:50:10+00:00

46 lol , good luck grandma

White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-08-08T22:11:17+00:00

The uglier and fatter they are the higher the requirements are. It is why middle age men marry 20 year olds.

She is not fat yet but over 40, so that basically put her in the top 10-20% of females over 40 by looks, while still being physically ugly with wrinkles and bad leathery skin.

This show females will ride the cock carosel for as long as they can. You are only with your woman until chad thundercawk comes and takes her. She is now on 3 other dating apps including one for celebs.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-08-08T15:41:12+00:00

I’m still single

Great, go tell it to someone who gives a flying fuck toots.

TheAC997 · 2019-08-10T04:39:54+00:00

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Title	Swiped through so many men she has no matches left. The problem could not possibly be her, could it?
Author	houseoftolstoy
Upvotes	196
Comments	93
Date	August 6, 2019 11:02 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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