"Taking hubby/stepdad apps". Listen up, kings. This soon to be mama has standards and doesn't take it well when you waste her time. If you don't work, don't even think about it. Form one orderly line, no pushing.

Not2Hi4This · 2021-02-02T02:12:08+00:00

I just will never understand why a newly impregnated chick thinks she’s desirable to someone new looking for a relationship

panzer22222 · 2021-02-02T04:37:06+00:00

And she will get guys wanting to white knight her.

Few days ago on relationship_advice a 18 yr old guy was looking for advice about a woman he had been dating for 2 weeks, she was 5mths pregnant (not his). Asking about how he could help her...long story short I read him the riot act about simping and he blocked her...I am doing the lords work!

Kind_Organization_43 · 2021-02-02T01:45:31+00:00

This sounds like ebonics.

newtomtl83 · 2021-02-02T03:13:16+00:00

Don't inbox me if you haven't read my bio

I'm sure people who don't read bios are going to read that for sure, fucking moron.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2021-02-02T03:30:16+00:00

Why don't they just have dating apps for single moms and the simps that love them?

Easy women for simps. Easy money for single moms.

RealMcGonzo · 2021-02-02T02:32:13+00:00

She dun spelt kangs rong.

2021-02-02T01:34:39+00:00

[deleted]

Art0002 · 2021-02-02T01:48:11+00:00

Thankfully I don’t work. I’m retired. I do make money though. God is looking out for me.

Moose281 · 2021-02-02T11:48:59+00:00

I don't understand why that many women advertise with 420 friendly. Maybe it's just my middle eastern conservative retard brain, but there is no way I'd assume consuming weed would somehow make me LTR attractive to men. Too lazy to do the chores, munching and becoming fat - doesn't exude feminine qualities IMO, do guys actually like women who are 420 friendly?

Tsnacker77 · 2021-02-02T03:23:11+00:00

Ha ha ha ha! Boy! That was a good laugh!

She must be about 18. "I don't need anyone to take of me or mine" - on a dating app. Ha ha ha ha!

"I don't respond to one word messages" - "If you dont work dont contact me"

Ha ha ha ha...Good one. Pregnant. (first one). Ha ha ha ha ha!

Awesome post.

silly_birb · 2021-02-02T07:57:35+00:00

"Don't waste my time!"

Classic fear of the hoe that only spent time doing drugs and sex at parties.

dachengchuan · 2021-02-02T08:04:39+00:00

i fuck chads every time i can, i am pregnant of one of them and do not know which one of the gang bang, i look after money, and i will continue to fuck chads and tyrone

kyledontcare · 2021-02-02T02:38:43+00:00

Nice of her to presume any guy wants her or her rotten kid. Why would you or I pay for for anything ?

shoeshine_stan · 2021-02-02T09:38:33+00:00

I guess we're going to have to apply the good ol' r/niceguys template here. "This woman better lower her standards or she's going to die alone. She's going way out of her league and then blaming men when she gets shot down by Chads. Why can't she get with someone her own league?" This is how guys with standards are treated on that trash subreddit. Same can certainly be said about single "mommas".

adriannmng · 2021-02-02T13:22:05+00:00

She is pregnant but only the first time. Like that makes it somehow better. I am a criminal, first time, would that make me a good citizen?

2021-02-02T03:26:13+00:00

Gunning Fog analysis on her sentence length, vocabulary and punctuation estimates her IQ at below 70

Kind_Organization_43 · 2021-02-02T12:27:54+00:00

Wtf is a king

MRMRising · 2021-02-02T14:36:52+00:00

The American K-12 system is a complete failure and the west is doomed.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2021-02-02T13:46:22+00:00

I feel like I should know this, but does the word "Kings" imply only black men?

Aldabruzzo · 2021-02-02T14:16:53+00:00

These are getting more and more common. I suppose because they work. Or they're actually getting men who respond.

Gents, take a close look.

--first time pregnant

--baby daddy dipped out

--demands "respect"

--420 friendly (means she'll be toking up and maybe using all kinds of other chemicals while pregnant)

--claims to have "standards", yet let an irresponsible d-bag knock her up/kicked a good man out of her life

What say you, gents? Good risk? Someone you want to invest time and money in? As CGA would say, she might let you have a little P-sleeve, sometimes. Is maybe some P-sleeve worth all this hassle?

Natriumzyanid · 2021-02-02T13:19:36+00:00

I am considering becoming gay. Men understand each other

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2021-02-02T14:14:55+00:00

other then that

THAN

I guess basic English and grammar are not prerequisite requirements for that "strong independent woman 101" class.

I just don't take my time being wasted tooooooo well so...

translation:
I'm bat shit crazy but I can hide it pretty well for a little while. Unfortunately, when I drink or get stoned, the real satanic demons come out to the surface and I am full of piss, vinegar, drama, and violence. If you don't watch your back, THEN you may wake up dead.

No_Valuable827 · 2021-02-02T15:12:30+00:00

If she were having my kid I would take it and run as far away as I could, as fast as I could. You that child isn't going to get any breaks with that momma.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-02-02T20:14:14+00:00

If she seriously didn't plan on the best interests for her kids, I doubt she planned on how to be the best partner fo you.

Ah, yes, because she is the prize, how could I forget. /a In her mind, her kids and her men are all meant to serve her.