The girl who posted this was the stuck up hot girl in high school and is now a 32 year old single mother

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-02-03T18:23:49+00:00

u/Super_Badd reveals the origin of this quote and unsurprisingly leaves out a crucial part

PhotosyntheticChad · 2019-02-03T14:28:14+00:00

Can we bring back women worth the effort?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-02-03T14:29:28+00:00

Can we bring back women who actually care about men, are supportive, grateful, and have something to offer besides sex?

SilverGryphon · 2019-02-03T15:18:59+00:00

Joke's on her, I'm not a real man, I'm a jobless reddit loser who has no money for cars and flowers. Now Chad there, oh boy he's a real dude right there ask him to get the stuff for you.

What's that honey? Oh Chad did a runner after he dumped a nuclear load inside of you? Well oh uhm shucks dear looks like you're out of luck then. Good luck with the kid. Now if you don't mind I'm gonna crawl underneath that cozy little rock I came from. Have a nice day.

loneliness-inc · 2019-02-03T14:57:04+00:00

Can we bring back wives who will keep a clean house, cook, be nice and supportive and who will give BJ's for no reason.......

dairyman2049 · 2019-02-03T14:34:11+00:00

minion quotes are an auto red flag for boomer tradcon ideals

Super_Badd · 2019-02-03T15:48:27+00:00

Looks like they carefully trimmed that quote.. https://en.dopl3r.com/memes/dank/farrah-gray-atfarrahgray-can-we-bring-back-men-taking-women-on-real-dates-opening-car-doors-for-them-bringing-flowers-for-no-reasonand-can-we-bring-back-the-type-of-women-who-appreciate-this-type-of-treatment/71550

Pcatalan · 2019-02-03T15:48:38+00:00

Has she searched the friend zone? Those guys usually hang out there.

z2a1-9 · 2019-02-03T15:09:56+00:00

Can we bring back women who have more than beef curtains to offer?

houseoftolstoy · 2019-02-03T16:20:01+00:00

You get more of what you reward, and less what you ignore. Those men were no doubt there, but you had higher priorities than guys who would do those things. No doubt the very type of guys who would not do those things.

If women consistently wanted chivalry, every jerk and asshole would be an incel. Funny how they demand that after they have less to offer. Rather, it is precisely because they have less that they can offer that they even post this sort of beta-bait.

twittyswister · 2019-02-03T16:29:43+00:00

Nope. You want that? Well, get out there and tell men what you're going to offer in exchange. I suspect that you think men are jumping at the chance to raise some other asshole's kid or something. Just FYI: They're not. In fact, that's exactly the type of thing that men have every reason in the world to run from.

If you want me to open the car door for you then get yourself a car and hire me to open it for you. Want a "real" date? What's a "real" date, exactly? Dinner and a movie? Yeah, that's supposed to end with a blowjob. So.... You want flowers for no reason? Well, guess what? I don't want to give you flowers because I have no reason to. And I'll bet that you'd say "I don't want flowers from you anyway!" Look at that! Works out perfectly for everybody! Your problem is that it works out much better for me than for you and there's a lot more men that have my point of view on this than there are men who think you're not batshit crazy.

TheMeatWhistle45 · 2019-02-03T16:33:49+00:00

Sure we can bring all that back. The only thing you have to do is cook, clean, be loyal, kind of throw a BJ our way once in a while. And ditch all that feminism and #metoo bullshit. Oh yeah and not have any fuck trophies from Tyrone

DopeMeme_Deficiency · 2019-02-03T16:37:12+00:00

Absolutely we can go back to real dates, flowers, and opening the doors for you... As soon as you go back to the feminie values of the 40s and 50s

Kirbylover02 · 2019-02-03T14:44:42+00:00

Minions....

Astral-Projector · 2019-02-03T14:49:02+00:00

Westernhagen · 2019-02-03T15:34:27+00:00

Can we bring back women remaining virgins until they are married?

No?

Oh well!

"Real dates" have a lot of company on the rubbish heap of history...

--Edog-- · 2019-02-03T17:02:47+00:00

...but those men must be 6 ft. tall, make 6 figures, have a 6-pack and be able to cook.

[deleted] · 2019-02-03T16:35:21+00:00

Can we bring back women who act like women, engaging in pleasant conversation, dressing like women instead of wannabe men or tomboys or two buck whores, and having cheerful dispositions?

Yashugan00 · 2019-02-03T17:55:25+00:00

no, sorry that deal is no longer available.

but in the bright side: youve been saying for years you don't need a man. like a fish needs a bicycle. so, you get what you want. win win

Cursedpurpose · 2019-02-03T15:04:47+00:00

Something for nothing.

5shad · 2019-02-03T16:37:55+00:00

This is a perfect example of someone being in denial. She's refusing to accept the way she shaped her own life. Women have it easier than men in terms of dating, those men that left her ain't stupid, she is. This is basically the result of it.

[deleted] · 2019-02-03T15:53:05+00:00

All of that is call benvelont sexism.

runcmc22 · 2019-02-03T17:39:27+00:00

It’s funny that they say this, but doing it dries pussy like a mothafucker

wathon2 · 2019-02-03T18:24:01+00:00

Single Mothers are in no position to ask for a real men.

LimousineLibtard · 2019-02-04T02:19:23+00:00

Bitch, learn to cook and clean, and maybe we can talk about it.

You want a traditional husband but don’t want to be a traditional housewife? Nah. Go fuck yourself.

[deleted] · 2019-02-03T19:12:21+00:00

And risk getting arrested? No thanks.

mzomer1 · 2019-02-03T19:57:39+00:00

Nah . Girls hate that shit these days .... you’ll be friend zoned or excommunicated immediately ! Make her open her own fucking door and flirt with the waitress . You’ll have a stalker in no time !

s1500 · 2019-02-03T18:19:23+00:00

Can we have women not show up in jeans & a ratty t-shirt on a first date?

AFthrowaway3000 · 2019-02-03T18:30:45+00:00

I love it when it all comes full circle.

DatingTank · 2019-02-03T20:26:05+00:00

Opening the car door? Is she insane. That's basically rape these days.

oirectine00 · 2019-02-03T21:39:10+00:00

Can we bring back women who don't bank their entire existence on their sex appeal, who doesn't play head games, who actually values the little things in a relationship, who won't cry "harassment" or try and find a sinister side to things like opening car doors and bringing flowers to them, and can hold a conversation that isn't "Ugh, my co-worker is such a bitch" or "Why won't Chad commit?"

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-02-03T21:44:29+00:00

CAN WE BRING BACK WOMEN WHO ARENT CHAD WHORES, AND KNOW HOW TO COOK, CLEAN, AND RAISE CHILDREN?

[deleted] · 2019-02-03T23:33:32+00:00

Sure...as soon as we bring back chicks that can keep their legs closed, don't come with kids and know their place. Your move bitches.

grizzer99 · 2019-02-03T16:50:19+00:00

Seems like it always those types of girls posting these kinds of things. That or cheaters

LouElmo · 2019-02-03T17:34:36+00:00

Nope. I’m done with it all. Burned too many times regardless of how “nice” and “gentlemanly” I’ve been.

Ipride362 · 2019-02-03T23:12:33+00:00

I’ve done all three and I’m now single.

Cristoff13 · 2019-02-03T23:47:41+00:00

If these things worked consistently, then men would be doing them.

The number one thing women seem to demand on dates is "chemistry". Since bringing flowers and opening doors has little effect on "chemistry", there is no incentive for men to do them.

ImThatMelanin · 2019-02-04T16:41:22+00:00

I can see the comments now with the niceguys whiteknighting for their nicegirl “we haven’t gone anywhere, you’ve just been dating the wrong men, m’lady”

[deleted] · 2019-02-03T17:53:14+00:00

What about blowjobs for no reason? Ok, we already have that.

binrobinro · 2019-02-03T18:13:17+00:00

Can we bring back men throwing money at girls?

WTPTRAINEE · 2019-02-03T18:20:53+00:00

LOOOLLL I JUST LOVE THOSE WACKY TIC TACS MARTHA!!! HOWS LITTLE TIMMYS HEART CONDITION FROM THAT CRACK BINGE YOU HADDDDD???!!!!! 😂😂😂👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

tygar2 · 2019-02-03T19:35:17+00:00

People don't do things for other people for nothing. Buying flowers is an act of either appreciation or manipulation. You bring nothing - you get nothing.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-02-03T19:38:30+00:00

Chad from Tinder might bring a jar of anal lube, but flowers? That's for SOiBOis.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-02-03T20:50:18+00:00

Tell us about her. Who was the Chad who made her an alpha widow? The high school star athlete or something?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-02-03T23:30:09+00:00

I don't open doors. I slam doors! In yo face, beeeeeyatch! #WhoNeedsYou

Someguywithakeybo4rd · 2019-02-04T00:04:44+00:00

When the fuck did a minion ever say this? I hate minions, but I don't think those fucks can speak english.

notyourdude201 · 2019-02-04T01:58:01+00:00

Do take note that even when women shift to 'good girl' mode, the 'good guy' archetype that she is looking for is still pretty much a male servant.

They call this 'chivalry' and 'knighthood'. Yeah, because knights in historical times act like servants to women instead of the other way around.

What do you call someone in your household who opens doors for you, drives you around, brings you food and flowers? Exactly.

It's still me, me, me, me, me, me, me for a woman even traditionally. This makes me wonder if American Western culture is fundamentally gynocentric and anti-masculine.

Platinum247365 · 2019-02-04T03:25:11+00:00

Does she know how awkward and beta it is to bring flowers for no reason?

JohnQPubliq · 2019-02-04T09:59:04+00:00

Can we bring back women who save their virginity for marriage and obey their husbands?

ChiTownBob · 2019-02-06T01:08:24+00:00

Can we bring back women actually acting like women worth dating and being in an LTR with? You know, no entitlement, no narissism, no banging chads and asking you to pay for it.

[deleted] · 2019-02-06T16:52:15+00:00

Sounds like internalized misogreeeeee to me.

OChinchinLordofDark · 2019-02-08T07:13:29+00:00

Can we bring back god? I want to make a formal complaint about his product “women”

Will-does-reddit · 2019-02-14T15:26:54+00:00

Thank you minion quotes

Yashugan00 · 2019-02-17T12:52:43+00:00

Hahahahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she mistakes herself for a REAL LADY

Paratam1617 · 2019-03-04T05:58:12+00:00

This bitch callin herself minion quotes to?

[deleted] · 2019-06-27T18:48:10+00:00

Yea as soon as we bring back female chastity.

bobik314 · 2019-02-03T23:33:22+00:00

Yes, they can try to do that. I'm ok with it.

sdaddy345 · 2019-02-03T17:23:42+00:00

The flair 😂 god the mods on this sub are hilarious