In response to this
If you're looking for a hookup, keep moving
WOAH! I am moving. Moving along. Moving Moving Moving.... HELP!
Because I'm not going to match with you
Oh, you can bet all two tons of your sweet ass that I am not going to match with you.
I have my shit together
Your bowel movements are the last thing I want to think about rn.
and I'm not here for games.
Well, you are a joke, so not sure what you have against games.
I want a good man in my life
BWUAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAA!
Oh shit. My sides.
Nanny
Daddy.
I love this game!
God is first
I am going to guess that God comes second to Ronald McDonald. Just a guess.
Sister to a bunch of brothers
STEP brothers?
(He he)
I love football
Oh, the old "I'm not like other girls" ploy.
yawn
I want to settle down with the right person one day
Yeah, well, one day came and went and you missed that boat. Sorry..
I know my worth and I'm not settling for less
You are worth about 3,169 Big Macs in my estimation. So where does the "settling" come in here?
Always up for a gym partner
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Oh shit! I just got it! This is a joke profile! Damn, you almost had me! Nice!
You just became cool and funny af!
If we can't play cornhole on Saturday, then go to church together on Sunday, I don't want it
Uh. ok.
Ask for the snap
Wait, you were being serious?!!
Thanks to /u/asdf333aza for the original.
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