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[–]throw-away-1709129 points130 points131 points 3 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I am tall, handsome and stable.
Are you rich???
[–]InevitableOwl1Sr. Hamster Analyst76 points77 points78 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
That would be what they mean by “stable”. It is code
So enough money to comfortably support yourself and another adult + x number of children who are not yours
Of course back in the real world “stable” is being able to support yourself and have a have enough savings to cover 6 months without a job (in my opinion)
[–]throw-away-170922 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You got me wrong.
It was the question to that Kween. Is she rich? If yes i am at her side - tall, handsome, stable
[–]InevitableOwl1Sr. Hamster Analyst8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Aha fair enough
[–]throw-away-17097 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gimmeee the riiichhh kweeeenieeess.... :):)
[–]WhatMixedFeelings11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sure most men have seen the Crazy/Hot Matrix for women, but more important is the Hot/Rich Matrix for men. Once a man has achieved sufficient wealth, it no longer matters how attractive you are because women are materialistic. She will of course have Chad on the side, and use your resources until you find out, or the well runs dry.
[–]troomer502 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck yeah I'm stable. I can house all sorts of horses.
[–]Ogretron240 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm fuckin weak!!! 😂😂😂😠 Well played...
[–]Tweapodok3311 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Usually tall and handsome is enough to make them ditch the rest of their lists.
[–]External-Can-78394 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those features are immediately obvious. She can hide the fact that he’s broke from her friends until she monkey branches to her next piece of human validation.
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[–]mistralol25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is what happens when people mess about with the natural effort/reward cycle in life.
Its not really a mindfuck per say. they simply cannot seem to connect the delayed consequances to their actions. They spend life alone seeking the unachivable.
Its a lot like class A drugs. The first time it seems like a good idea. So you do it again because it was good fun. Fast forward a couple of years and you wake up homeless on the street wondering how did this happen to me?
I see it a lot like the rule of nature these days.... only things in the past used to be a bit more direct eg "Wahhh big fuck off BEAR!!" run/don't run. If you run you live if you don't you die. Same process now it just takes longer so its hard for some people to connect causality.
[–]qwerty992686 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Uhh, I don't want to be that guy but bears are pretty fast, faster than Usain bolt. Running is what you shouldn't do against a bear
[–]mistralol7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Which is the same as all things in life. You don't need to be the fastest. You just need to not be last :)
Even then if you make all the right choices you still sometimes get fucked :)
[–]PorphyrogennetosJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's society on feminism. Is isn't about equality, it's about supremacy, and they're getting it.
[–]coloradocaniac34 points35 points36 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could see Phoebe and Rachel lurking here.
[–]Wamges20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The handsome stable man should hereby put all his faith in his Holiness Future. And be comforted in knowing that she belongs to the streets.
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[–]afro-cigo8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Welcome home, brother
[–]HellishGod9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Marrying an idiot post-CC rider feminist single mom is like going to swim in the Nile among the crocodiles. Or even worse..
[–]disayle3210 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least with the crocs, you'd get a fast death. Not the slow, grinding, agonizing years of torture that await the man who marries a single mother.
[–]MxCmrn1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please, the Death Roll. I’ll give anything, just put me in the Death Rollllll!!!
he pleaded, on his knees. The knuckles of his hands white, in their beggars’ clasp
[–]ekudram1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
De Nile is a crappy river, don't swim in it.
[–]kingcobra3155 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is this meme is the original or the show clip?
[–]ethestiel4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Phoebe tries to teach Joey French.
[–]ice_nyne2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, it’s not incorrect.
[–]CaptainNeverEver2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had chads kids now eugene can raise them.
[–]Ill_fix_u2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know I'll probably get downvoted but am I the only one LOL'ing at this ... because it is funny AF
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
[–]Mebossel0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like people in the comments don’t realise this is taking the piss at people from this sub
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