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Her new tactic when I don't fail hershit test, She calls me RRRRIIIICK.

January 22, 2017
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A few days ago, wife came and apologized for her bitchiness. She told me to "just call her Shithead." (She pronounces it "Sha-thea"... A joke of hers). Shortly thereafter she decided to jump on her hamster wheel and to bitch about how I'm changing. "You said X," "you're being an asshole a lot lately," "i'm going to come up with a name for you that I'll call you whenever you annoy me or act like an ass." I smirked at her and just said " Ok babe." She started by calling me Richard since the short name is Dick. I responded by telling her I'd take it as a clear declaration that she wanted my dick. She changed it immediately to RRRRIIICK (said with a disgusted intonation that just doesn't come across in text, sorry). I try not to respond our react, but I've noticed that she can use it to derail any response to any other Shit test.

Example: she asks me to get up and get her a drink. I ask if her legs are broken. It earns me a scowl and a "RRRRIIICK." I chuckle.

We've been cuddling on the couch watching TV. I'm hungry so I get up to make some food. While I'm at the fridge she asks for a piece of chocolate she keeps there. Sure, I turn around and toss her one, but she doesn't catch it and it lands on the floor a few feet away. "Well thanks... What, you couldn't bring it to me RRRRIIICK?" I smile, keep making food and then walk to the couch with my food, passing the chocolate she's left there. I make no move to pick it up, which earns me some terse words and a "RRRRIIICK," and then she gets off her ass and grabs the chocolate. I just chuckle.

Those are a couple examples from a day or so ago, but I hear it at least 5 times a day. I don't want to be butt hurt about it. I shouldn't give a fuck. But I think that it does bug me and she can tell, so she does or add often as she can. How do I either put an end to it or really not give a fuck about it?

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Title Her new tactic when I don't fail hershit test, She calls me RRRRIIIICK.
Author RedPillQuest
Upvotes 5
Comments 36
Date January 22, 2017 3:27 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit /r/askMRP
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[–]ParadoxThatDrivesUs11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

It's a shit test, Rick. It never ends.

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

A Shit test I'm apparently failing since she uses it so often. Anyone have a good response?

-- Not Rick

[–]ParadoxThatDrivesUs6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Tell everyone to call you Rick in front of her.

This whole thing is stupid, but if it really bothers you, your only winning move is to convince her that you truly do not GAF about it by embracing it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

nice.

Kind of like the president did with ObamaCare. "Call it that, I'm proud of it. Thanks."

[–]rocknrollchuck2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't answer until she uses your "full name" - Richard Dickhead the Third. Ignore her every time she speaks unless she addresses you by your full name.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Why didn't you just hand her the fucking chocolate, Rick? It sounds like your wife is passing all your shit tests with flying colors.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

If you think this is all parlor tricks, you're gonna fail this shit.

Frame, jesus

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Jesus tells it like it is. Thanks Jesus.

Working on frame. I know I'm improving and the fact that this bugs me at all is frustrating to me. Exactly why I posted to ask about it.

[–]BrazilRedPill6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Since your name is not Rick, write Rick on your dick and show her: Here is Rick!

[–]umpalumpajay1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Little Ricky....lmao!

[–]RPAlternate42Red Beret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I'm hungry so I get up to make some food. While I'm at the fridge she asks for a piece of chocolate she keeps there. Sure, I turn around and toss her one, but she doesn't catch it and it lands on the floor a few feet away. "Well thanks... What, you couldn't bring it to me RRRRIIICK?" I smile, keep making food and then walk to the couch with my food, passing the chocolate she's left there. I make no move to pick it up, which earns me some terse words and a "RRRRIIICK," and then she gets off her ass and grabs the chocolate. I just chuckle.

What is happening here? Do you just throw food on the floor... or worse, at your wife when she asks for something?* Am I missing something here?

If you are up and getting for yourself and she asks for something that you are near, then (unless the goal is to be a dick) get her that thing.

The shit test part comes in the form of your water anecdote: She is asking you to go out of your way to do something that she would be no more inconvenienced to get herself. In the chocolate anecdote, you're just throwing food around.

At most, I would continue teasing her: "I can't see it here... where is it?" Continue along this line until she huffs and puffs and gets it herself. Then, when she does, you say, "Oh, so you can get it yourself."

Swat, pat, kiss, etc.

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

If I'm I the middle of cooking food and getting ingredients how am I not inconvenienced (compared to her getting off the couch to grab a pre-wrapped mini York Peppermint Patti), by stopping and walking back into the living room to hand her the requested candy?

I'll grant you, it's a minor inconvenience. Before finding MRP I'd have brought her one, noticed that she only had half a bag of them left, and gone to the store that night to buy her another bag (i'm exaggerating... I'd have gotten them the next time I was at the store, but you get the point). I didn't see the negative of responding to her request by tossing the candy 20 feet. I don't see how the level of inconvenience in walking away from what I'm doing and then returning to it is different than getting up from watching tv to get her something and bringing it back. But like I said, this is new behavior for me. I was trying to avoid a compliance test. I get that if I'm already walking close by and heading that direction, I should comply. I guess the other option would be to say "sure thing babe" and then to hold onto the piece of candy for the few min it took to make food, clean my mess, and head back to the couch.

[–]RPAlternate42Red Beret-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I the middle of cooking food and getting ingredients

Be more clear in your stories.

Do this still:

At most, I would continue teasing her: "I can't see it here... where is it?" Continue along this line until she huffs and puffs and gets it herself. Then, when she does, you say, "Oh, so you can get it yourself."

[–]BobbyPeru4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It is not a shit test - it's a bitch test- to see if you are a bitch enough to just keep taking it on the chin (BluePillProfessor made this term up a week or 2 ago).

I view this as a form of name calling - very immature and disrespectful. You need to lift, read, and start working up the dread levels.

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[–]man_in_the_worldRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So many guys here complain at first that they have trouble identifying shit tests ... and you're lucky enough that your wife gives you an overt signal. Either she really wants you to succeed in smashing them so she's making this easy for you, or she's just not nearly as good at shit test judo as most women, or both; either way, you're a lucky man! You've been given a cheat code for RP hard mode.

Take advantage of the cheat code, and have fun with this! I think that her subconscious really wants you to succeed, so she's helping you out.

[–]Coniferous_884 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"You said X," "you're being an asshole a lot lately,"

Congrats, you're doing it right!

"i'm going to come up with a name for you that I'll call you whenever you annoy me or act like an ass."

I'm going to now relentlessly test your frame to see if the changes are real.

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

she can I LET HER use it to derail any response to any other Shit test.

FTFY

You are letting her whiny inflection annoy you. This is actually very strong progress. Any time you get called an asshole and truly don't care it is a tingle generating event. Same thing with being called a Dick.

This reminds me of the Battle of Midway. The Americans were getting their asses kicked. Planes were shot out of the sky. The base on Midway was destroyed. The U.S. carriers were down to just 17 planes left against an armada and hundreds of Japanese planes. The U.S. Commander did THE SAME THING YOUR WIFE IS DOING.

He said: "Launch all planes."

They came in high over the Jap carriers just as all the escort planes were low (after shooting down all the U.S. Torpedo bombers) and the Jap decks were filled with bombs and planes fueling. All the work and all the prep and it was scratch 4 flat-tops in less than 5 minutes.

TLDR: Don't be Yamamoto and put yourself in a vulnerable position! You are winning this battle and all you have to do is avoid doing something stupid.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret1 point2 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

What's your body weight and bf ? Speak boy

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 2 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

166 lbs. Dunno on bf, I'm skinny and lifting heavy and eating everything in sight to bulk.

EDIT: target weight is 190.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, this will take a year hard gainer...

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Yep, I'm aware. Mma, lifting, climbing, and not being afraid to dirty bulk should help. I really think I need to ultimately be 210.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

How tall?

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

6'3"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Jesus. Why aren't you eating now?

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I am as a matter of fact. 4500 cal per day.

[–]freshona1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm Rick James, BITCH!

You either own it, or you ignore it.

Incidentally, I recall an incident like this that fanned over a few years. Workplace, two men. Other man, Bob, was new to the job and soon after he started, every time Bob entered a room, the second man, Charlie, would exclaim "Look who finally showed up!". Not in a mean way, not in a condescending way. Bob never made anything of it, but over the course of three years, it drove him nuts. There just was nothing he could do about it, having accepted it as the status quo.

[–]man_in_the_worldRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"

Can't upvote this one enough!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Is MRP working for you?

I mean, are you getting more sex than before?

If yes, ignore it.

If no, if the RIIIIIICK leads to disrespect leads to no physical relationship (or whatever it is that YOU want out of the relationship. Sex might not be your #1 priority, but it is the specific priority of this sub.) then you need to do something about it.

RIIIIICK.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

PS: Does it occur to you to say "ok, shithead" back?

[–]creating_my_life-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She's not afraid of losing you, Rick.

Time to turn up the heat on the 12 levels of dread.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She started by calling me Richard since the short name is Dick. I responded by telling her I'd take it as a clear declaration that she wanted my dick. She changed it immediately to RRRRIIICK (said with a disgusted intonation that just doesn't come across in text, sorry).

Personally, I put more emphasis on "spirit of the law" rather than "letter of the law". Leads to less frame dropping to get lost litigating childish minutia.

Tell Sha-thea you've ordered a giant butt plug and it will be named RRRIIICK.

[–]drty_prRed Beret-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Fuck man. Trivial shit like this simply can't matter. Frame the fuck up!

I will add though, why would you give your first name? Do you not have a mild fear of being doxxed?

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Uh... Name's not Rick, bitch. ;)

[–]drty_prRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Good. Thats a bitch name.

[–]midlifedick-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Own it. Every time she calls you rrrrriiiiick, start initiating. Deep kiss, tight embrace, the whole thing. She will ask what the fuck you think your doing, which is giving her what she wants. A stranger in her bed.

[–]trp_ocd1-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Anytime she calls you by RPQ, say...

No, my name is rick.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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