My wife can have quite the reaction to trivial things and being a complete moron I need specific examples in order to learn. This happened this morning but events like this are not uncommon.

I purchased a large size garlic salt. My wife loves my grilling and we grill quite a bit, so logically I use quite a bit of garlic salt. Seeing the large garlic salt in the cabinet, she starts screaming about how the bigger bottle takes up too much space. She tosses the unopened bottle into the garbage, then proceeds to grab the french toast I am making the kids that is still cooking in the pan and tosses it into the garbage, storms out of the house and returns with the smallest bottle of garlic salt I’ve ever seen. She tells me I am to buy all groceries, bring her the receipt and she will pay for half of the “valid” purchases and informs me she has transferred funds from the joint account to her personal account to enforce the action. (We both work)