Some retard asked what MRP stands for.

I will tell you what it stands for.

Hence forth, I declare that MRP stands for "May Rub Prostate"

This place is about getting laid. It is about getting your needs met as a masculine man, and about building or finding a slut to do what you want.

So either you fall into the newly defined MRP as a man who is already getting his prostate rubbed, or you shall soon be.

Your woman is either the kind of girl who is OK with rubbing your prostate, or she shall soon be.

I dont give a fuck about your fat, preggo wife who you fuck once a month and you get pity sex from maybe once a year.

You are married?

Excellent.

You will take this woman and build her into the type of slut who is down with the brown and is ok rubbing that sweet prostate of yours.

Fuck all this nonsense.

You need to fucking lift so you can control your pelvic floor muscles so when that slut of yours goes three knuckles deep, its not a problem.

Now someone sticky this motherfucker and lets get to work.