My wife has been attending relationship counselling by herself for a month now. It is a hamster fest. The counsellor is a new age, feel good type.

From what I can tell, the sessions are victim puke /support, men are assholes. I've held frame when she tells me this, or A&A'd it. The complaint is that I'm a narcissist. This arose in response to me learning STFU and setting firm boundaries on things. How dare me ?

Our relationship is basically over. I highly doubt it is salvageable. I'm ready for the divorce, including having a separation agreement in hand from my lawyer.

Out of curiosity, I asked to attend one of these sessions. To do that the counsellor said she needed to see me first in a one on one. So I now have two sessions booked, a one on one session and a couple session. The first session is a little over a week away.

My goal in attending is to throw a stick of dynamite into the hamster fest. I want to go in there as a strong, unapologetic man and cause as much chaos as I can to the hamster cycle. I'm outcome independent on the actual relationship result.

So... I need ideas and tips for how to conduct myself during the sessions. Obviously absolutely no DEERing. Obviously STFU as much as possible, but that will be pretty hard to do on the one on one.

First up is the one on one session. I think I need to get her up to speed on dread and MGTOW without actually mentioning it. Make it clear I am not there to share a bunch of FEELZ. Will she figure out that my wife is a 4 and I'm now a 7-8 and IDGAF and have 2 potential plates ready to go ? How should I approach this ?

4 days later we have the couple session. Will most certainly involve extensive wife victim puke. I'll probably need to contribute puke too. Hmmm ? BJ frequency ? Wife is overweight and refuses to own it ?

Part of me has a fantasy of bringing the separation agreement to the couple session and serving it there. Let her puke about what a terrible partner I am and then say "You clearly need to find a better man". Here, let me help you. I just happen to have this agreement in my back pocket. This would probably be bad behaviour on my part ?

I think I should open the couple session with a demand for daily sex for shock value and let the session flow from there.

Thoughts, ideas ?